Hyrulequestria

Ch.63

“So that’s why Shiny is a Kirin and I’m a draconequus fairy now.” I finished up, sitting on Shiny’s shoulder, once more my fun-size tiny self. We had put the eggs in their own special cribs, courtesy of Eris, and came right down to the throne room to report.

“Wait, wait, wait! DISCORD, is a fairy? He was quite distinctly male, how is he a fairy?” Luna asked with bafflement at the late revelation.

“Ahem!” Eris butted in from where she and Harmonia were floating nearby and looking rather contrite. “If you’d paid attention when I told you months ago, I’d chosen to be male to spite my rulers. Now that I’m female again, and loving it, I’m quite female now. Even if I do enjoy having a penis.” Eris crossed her arms under her bust and nodded firmly.

“That said, how would you have known Discord was a fairy when fairies all kept themselves mostly in the veil before?” Harmonia added on, and I was relieved that I wasn’t the only one having changed. She was still iridescent, but her body was now distinctly draconequus with only her head remaining reindeer. I think her left arm was an owl talon, right arm a canine of sorts, body a cat’s, left leg a pony’s, right leg a dragon’s, and her tail, like all draconequus, a sort of serpent. I didn’t notice before because she’d scared the dickens out of me.

I had looked at myself in the mirror while upstairs, and my head was a caribou, left arm a griffin’s, right a lion’s, body a tiger’s, left leg a zebra’s, right a fox’s, and my tail too a serpent, but with a distinctly fox-like fluff on the top ridge and ending in a puffy foxy tuft on the tip. I was still incredibly hot, and I was glad at least both my former caribou and fox traits had appeared in some form.

“But still, Robin-.”

“Navi.” I firmly declared as I interrupted Zelda, the similarly named fairy nervously flying next to her flinched at my claim to her birth name. “That wimp next to you was supposed to have what is now my job! The fact she failed so spectacularly means that I’ve inherited her role.” I seethed hatefully at her, the fairy whimpering and hiding behind Zelda’s head.

“I’m sorry my Queen…” Little Navi apologized meekly, and I huffed. No two fairies are meant to share a Name. Names are powerful to fairies. Little Navi may have guided Zelda to safety, and even found her on instinct, but she then neglected to take up the mantle calling to her, which I had instinctively latched onto, thinking it was my idea in the first place.

“You are officially dubbed Little Navi, due to me having taken your name unintentionally thanks to your negligence. You are hereby given the honor of being my handmaiden. You are to help keep our people from getting too out of control, which with Eris there around, is going to be a full-time job.” I leered with annoyance at my lover, who just pulled down an eyelid and playfully stuck out her tongue at me, while Harmonia let out a long-suffering sigh and smacked Eris upside the head while leering warningly at me.

“Aw...okay my Queen. It’s the least I can do.” Little Navi wilted, but then slapped her cheeks and became determined. “My new senses are tingling! Naughty fairies are tormenting someone needlessly! Little Navi Away!” My new personal minion turned into her ball of light and shot off.

“What?” Harmy asked as we watched the fairy rush off. “What role does she have now?”

“One that you and I must now appoint or own handmaidens to counter! Come Harmy!” Eris playfully declared, grabbing Harmonia’s hand and pulling her along with a yelp, then a giggle.

“To think...I’m the responsible one in our Trinity.” I bemoaned, rubbing my eyes and temples.

“I know right?” Farore tittered at the irony, since of her own Trinity, she was the irresponsible one.

“Before things get sidetracked any further. The Skyloftians. Lady Epona, you can guide our Hero to Skyloft without fail, correct?” Zelda asked of the Skyloftian Pegasus who had remained as quiet as Shining Armor the whole conversation thus far.

“Certainly Our Holy Goddess Hylia. I can easily take them to my home where we can then see to organizing a migration of the city to share airspace with that cute cloud town above.” Epona declared with immense respect, which was rather dissonant with her still scantily clad amazonian body. “I’ll also guide him to my bedroom.”

Shining blushed deeply at this, his arousal rising faster than I could cope with as I turned pink and groaned as I bounced on his shoulder. Zelda didn’t seem to mind, in fact, she seemed to gain a rather lecherous expression. “Hm~. Good to see you’re still as brazen and willful as ever Epona, even if it has been over a thousand years since I last saw an incarnation of you.”

“W-what?” Epona stoped eye-fucking Shiny and looked shocked at Zelda.

“Oh yes. Often, whenever I’ve had Link come back into my life, he’d already had a lover or even children. It was always with either a Malon or an Epona. Malon’s in town by the way Link. Have you met her yet?” The way Shining turned so red he looked like tomato seemed to cause Zelda no end in pleasure. “Oh~ yes. Go ahead, Link. She’s such a sweet girl.”

“M-mother?” Celestia asked in confusion, only to get the smokey gaze turned on her. “R-really mother? You finally relax now after months of us trying to get you to relax?” Wait, months?! But our quests have been getting resolved in days!

“Months? We haven’t been gone that long.” I commented in disbelief.

“Mother has created a sort of special chamber that has accelerated time within it. She insisted upon introducing this Hyperbolic Time Chamber to us due to wishing to spend time with us on vacation whenever we had some spare time.” Luna told us with a bit of a sheepish expression on her silver face. “It’s why we’ve been so stress-free despite all of the things we’re having to keep track of. It is also why despite it being so long for us, we’re not so desperate for thine affections Love.”

“Aw, can we come on an HTC vacation with you?” I wanna take a vacation! An actual one! Even if it is in a featureless plane of existence with only a single building in it!

“I’m afraid it’s too dangerous for mortals like Shining, Surgeon, Zephyr, and Trachea. The time difference would literally be stealing their lives away from them when they return.” Zelda bemoaned, only for Luna to blink.

“But mother. Even without turning them into caribou or alicorns, We can cease their aging.” Luna’s words caused everything to pause, but before anyone could declare a Vacation, Zelda sighed and shook her head.

“Go ahead and do so Luna. I wish I had known such an ability long ago. Then perhaps Link would have never had to leave me so many times.” Zelda said in depression. “But no, we don’t have any time at all. I sense a great disturbance in the very air. You sense it, do you not?”

“What...no…” Epona’s eyes shrunk to pinpricks and she neighed. “My home! The air currents! They’re all wrong! Something’s happened to my home!” Epona’s frantic declaration was punctuated by a sudden flash of lightning and crash of thunder, the sky dumping water onto the Everfree like it was a waterfall. “The weather regulation system! If we don’t act fast, the Great Sea will swallow the lands again!”

“Tirek. The criminal who escaped Tartarus when a piece of Skyloft nearly crashed into the island. He must be the cause.” Shining Armor declared grimly.

“TIREK?!” Celestia gasped in shock. “We have to gather an army of mundane soldiers! Magic is utterly useless against him!”

“Calm!” Zelda declared and looked Shining in the eyes. “This Tirek character. I’ve heard of him. His magic-stealing powers likely cannot effect creations of entities like Farore, or Majora. Fly with all speed to Skyloft with the power granted by your new ally, whose flight is not grounded entirely in magic.”

“Right, time to get Helma!” I rushed to our room, finding Volva and Helma talking with Gohma. Gohma had apparently arranged a deal with a changeling to be her host, the woman having been rather enticed by the prospect of not only acting as a role but helping someone who clearly needed it. Also, the lusty former queen was quite hard to turn down. Volva was being worn by Mitzi again, and they were talking about trying to arrange for a pegasus or griffin to volunteer for Helma when I got there. “Helma! We’ve gotta go! Now!”

“It’s about that incredible downpour outside, right?” Helma asked rhetorically with a bit too much calm. “I remember the last time Master Ganondorf did this. He’s cursed an eternal night on this land, but with the moon not heeding his call, he has instead blocked out the sun with the clouds now that they are no longer heeding the commands of their masters.”

“Holy shit, so that’s how he did it! A-anyway, yes! We’ve gotta go! You’re gonna be worn by Shiny for a long time, please don’t turn him into a lusty hippogriff herm or something. I already have one to contend with.” Charswirl wasn’t here right now, busy with magical research in her tower. Seriously, we’ve gotta get the mortal members of our harem ageless so we can all go on a long vacation together!

“No promises~!” Helma lilted as I picked her up and flew back downstairs to meet Shining halfway.

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“Welp, this is interesting.” Shining chuckled as we discovered Helma had kept the potion changes to her body. She was rubbing her well-hidden genital slit where she could feel her flaccid penis and her internal testicales. “Hm~ Navi come here.”

“Shining, we’re flying,” I said with a flat look, even if her actions were making us both horny. Damn it, Shiny’s training is faltering from how the masks are affecting him!

“But we can fuck and fly~!” They said, likely together as they winked at me.

“Ladies, please focus! I’m usually up for a fuck myself, but the world is in danger!” Epona pleaded of us as she continued to guide us from above the clouds. It was much easier to fly without water pounding on you after all. Just climbing up to this height was a challenge for the two big women.

Thankfully, despite how huge she was before when worn, Helma was only 5 foot 8 inches tall. She was easily the shortest of the girls, but she was still so fucking stacked that her yoga-ball sized breasts looked like they were impossible to live with, yet they seemed utterly weightless to her, and somehow didn’t impact her ability to fly. It must have something to do with her rear being not as huge, but having wide egg-bearing hips, and her tail, which did seem to have some magical effect on the air around her. Her wings were entirely mundane though, so at least her flight itself wasn’t magical.

“Alright, but I get to turn you both into condoms after this.” Shiny/Helma chuckled as I flew over to Epona and sat on her head.

“Do you have anything that is like a cold shower in Skyloft?” I asked. “Because I think this is more Helma being excited about getting back some of her former maleness and wanting to test it out and less Shining wanting sex.” At least, I hope so.

“Afraid not. We’re a rather promiscuous society up in Skyloft. In case you didn’t figure it out, tight and skimpy clothes are the norm for us, and we fuck in public whenever two, or more, consenting adults get the need.” Epona informed us as in the distance, a cluster of many floating islands began to appear through the haze of the upper atmosphere. How we’re breathing I can’t understand.

“Um...you don’t have any chicken abominations up here...right?” I asked in fear.

“You mean the Oocca? Don’t worry, those sick things someone thought would make ‘cute’ pets have been incinerated centuries ago. We managed to keep some of the genetic data though since they bred faster than rabbits and have the caloric value of a whole cattle despite not eating much more than bugs and seeds. We now have Super Cuccos thanks to that disturbing creation though.”

“Wha-what? Who’s terrified?” Shing asked. Huh, I take his arousal and he takes my fear. That’s not good, but also doesn’t matter, because Shiny is Farore’s Champion, and as the Herald of Courage, he has the will to face and defeat fear.

“Super Cuccos...how is that better?” I asked in a mixture of awe and worry.

“They are kept isolated upon hatching, fed, and then introduced to one another when of breeding age, where they then fuck and fight to death. The dead are eaten by us, and the ones not so violent to attack on sight are the ones we keep as pets. Plus the super violent ones are kept...as attack dogs.” Epona casually spoke of literal cock fighting like it wasn’t a horrible and violent atrocity. Then again, these are Cuccos we’re talking about, feathery spawns of satan.

I shivered at the thought of cuccos being used on anyone. Not even Calamity Ganon deserves the fate he’s had delivered on him by an elite few daring and enterprising gamers who somehow managed to get a cucco all the way to his boss chamber.

“Blue Burger is, well, about six hundred years old and has never lost a fight,” Epona explained. “Still weird how she came out blue when most of them are gold.” Please stop Epona. My heart can’t take much more dread, even with Shiny taking most of it.

“Can you please keep them up here? All the cuccos in the land below have bred out by over-breeding with inferior chicken species, and part of what has our deal with the Dark World monsters starting to work with us too is that the world no longer has those feathered terrors.” I pleaded to our guide, who looked up at me in shock.

“What?! The land cuccos are gone?! That idiot Groose! He said the cuccos were more tame, but he didn’t mention they were gone when he reported back!” Epona-wait! GROOSE?! THE GREAT GROOSE IS HERE~?! The one character in Zelda history who has had the most, actual, Character Developmentis here?!

“Don’t be harsh! They look like mix-breed cuccos, he could’ve easily been mistaken.” I insisted, erring on the side of hoping that this Groose was the humble yet boisterous outcome at the end of Skyward Sword and not the total douche he was at the start of it.

“Hmph! That oaf may be Skyloft’s greatest warrior and a charmer, but an intellectual he is not. Sure, he can piece together and tinker with gadgets like any Skyloftian, but he has no idea how to tell an ionization chamber from a catalytic converter.” Epona huffed in dislike. Clearly there’s a story there. Maybe they used to be-.

“INCOMING!” Shining screamed before making us all ascend by pulling Epona up as a barrage of ice-balls the size of cannonballs whistled past where we’d have been.

“What?! Why are they shooting at us?!” Epona yelped in fear as now, without us distracted by conversation, we could make out the humming of the many cannons on the exterior of the nearest island facing us.

“Do your people look normally like golden busty chickens?” Shining asked as we dodged another volley of ice-balls, the chicken-people, both busty babes and hunky guys covered in golden feathers and glowing red eyes were operating the cannons and cawing as they communicated.

“The cuccos! What’s going on?!” Epona fretted as we continued nearing the closest island, dodging more of the attacks which got easier as fewer could fire without endangering the structure.

“This feeling...they’re Dark World soldiers! Something has turned your army of cuccos into an army of Dark World minions! I want them! They’ll fit in so well with my Kargaroc legions!” Helma declared before diving tit’s first onto a misfortunate/fortunate male. “Join my army in the Dark World!”

“W-what-?!” She pecked, obliterating his head in a shadowy spray and his body vanished in darkness.

“Hear me! I will have you as my Minions!” Helma declared excitedly, rushing for the nearest cucco, who squawked and fell prey to the alpha hen as Epona and I looked on in disturbed fascination. Welp. I guess Helma really was the prime choice here.