Hyrulequestria
Ch77
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“Where should we send her?” I heard Hermais ask from the room I was passing as I was headed towards the Royal Tower to see if Shiny or any of the Masks were in their suite. Looking in, I saw her and Eris looking over some hybrid of a dragon and dog. The hybrid was also red and white but I couldn’t tell much more. There was a broken bow, a skull-like mask, and a burning black disc near it. “We removed her powers too, so, what should we Displace her as?”
“She greatly enjoys Warhammer, Cyberpunk, Fallout, Warframe, God of War, Halo, Doctor Who, Star Wars, Doom, and a book called Eragon,” Eris commented while looking at an hourglass.
“Hm, someplace Aunty can manifest easily,” Hermais commented.
“Warhammer, Cyberpunk, God of War, Halo, Doom, and that book,” Eris replied.
“Not Doom, our other dads are based on that,” Hermais told her.
“Oh, Hellsing!” Eris commented devilishly.
“Fuck no!” Hermais barked. “We already have an Alucard to deal with! I don’t want another!”
“So that leaves Warhammer, Cyberpunk, Halo, God of War, and the book.” Eris reiterated.
“Hm, Maybe not God of War, we know a few gods right off...make her work for that,” Hermais suggested. “The Book?”
“About dragons acting similar to sentient pets, parents, possible lovers since they share minds, souls, etcetera,” Eris explained. “Considering how magic works there, who knows what could happen.”
“Do we want to put her in a world like that?” Hermais suggested. “Wait, no, mother already has followers in a world like that.”
“So no book,” Eris said while marking a paper she suddenly had with an oversized peacock quill.
“What are you two doing?” I asked with suspicion and a growing sense of dread and disgust as they looked over to me.
“Trying to help a remnant of a friend of Aunty. We took this piece from a Token. The Main piece is with Victor.” Hermais explained unhelpfully.
“A remnant of what?” I asked as I flew into the room to look over the odd person.
“Complex Dragon Break situation. This is a timeline we ripped from the whole of one person. A version that met Aunty.” Eris explained a little bit more clearly. “So we now have Warhammer, Cyberpunk, Halo, and Elder Scrolls. Just found that last one.”
“Hm, Halo is a no, that world couldn't handle Aventurine very well. Warhammer either fantasy or 40K might be good, Cyberpunk is iffy but she could do some crazy stuff there, the Elder Scrolls could handle Aunty easy considering all the bullshit that can exist there just because the Godhead dreaming of it is a real nutcase to make Sheogorath happy.” Hermais commented.
“Down to three.” Eris chuckled.
“Does she want to be Displaced again?” I asked the two devils in a bit of disgust. If I had the choice, I wouldn’t be Displaced again. I’m quite happy with my place in existence lately.
“Well, maybe not.” The Hermais said. “But~ do you want someone who has met our Aunty in your world? Also, she’s still Displaced with her main body, and sending her back to ‘earth’ is just plain stupid, she’s too powerful, and ‘earthlings’ would just panic and be stupid.”
“She met your Aunt who is more powerful than your mother?” I rhetorically asked with a bit of wariness for the mutant fox laying on the floor of my home.
“And there’s our point. This Token connected to this version, and due to the Dragon Break, the whole could come or the fragment could. Unfortunately, it was the fragment as the whole managed to make it to Victor, so we’ve gotta help her establish her own individuality from the whole so if they ever meet, she won’t just get absorbed and cease to exist.” Hermais explained more completely for me.
“Maybe Warhammer? Bleak and foreboding would fit with what her world was.” Eris commented.
“Hm, maybe, but I like the idea of Cyberpunk, but she’s also Familiar with Elder Scrolls right?” Hermais suggested.
“Mix?” Eris suggested.
“How the fuck would we mix them?” Hermais said with a flat look. “I mean, if it was a version of Nirn where the Dwemer didn’t Zero-Sum and turned the world into a hyper-advanced magitek utopia or dystopia or something...but then they were really obsessed with becoming gods themselves so that would be iffy.”
“Then have the gods of Elder Scrolls replace...no that wouldn’t work. Okay, no Elder Scrolls.” Eris said as they started ignoring me again.
“Hm, a mix of Cyberpunk and Warhammer would work,” Hermais said with a tilt of her head to the side. “How should we do that? Make Night City the last safe place on earth as the planet is fought over by warlords and the Skaven?”
“Okay, why mix the two?” I asked in annoyance at being ignored. I’m not just some dumb fairy you can shove back into the background and leave out of things dammit! I’m not that fucking little pushover I replaced!
“Because it could be cool,” Hermais told me. “You don’t have to be here.”
“I want to since you’re Displacing her from my world. I want to know what happens to her.” I snarled angrily, Hermais flinching at how upset this was making me.
“Alright, well, we’re almost done. We just need to find the appropriate world and her Displacement object.” Eris commented. “Alright, what should we make to Displace her with?”
“Hm, a cybernetic,” I commented, figuring since this was going to happen and I can’t actually stop it, I might as well try to help the girl. “Like some arm attachment?”
“Naw, that’s not enough. Oh! How about we Displace her as someone who has a copy of Johnny Silverhand’s Digital Ghost! Or rather, the data that allowed him to live on even after his body died! We can tweak it, make it so she could literally become Sigma!” Hermais excitedly suggested, getting a wary leer from Eris. “Without the insanity and spreading insanity-causing virus I mean.”
“So likely Ultron?” I asked rhetorically, as instead of spreading as a virus, Ultron simply networks things together into his singular hivemind.
“Well, how will it physically manifest? We need a Token too.” Eris demanded, and I huffed.
“Make it a prosthetic cybernetic arm then or something,” I interjected again, and Hermais snapped her fingers, summoning a silver cybernetic left arm that looked like it could clamp over the stump of someone’s shoulder. “That could work.”
“Okay then! Got a world that fits the criteria Eris?” Hermais asked as she dropped the arm onto the woman, and I winced at seeing it replace her left arm seamlessly, the mass of the lost limb seemed to go to her body though, pumping up her bust, hips, and butt sizes while also making her slightly taller.
“Hm, just about, should we wake her and do the whole, we’re Merchants schtick? Disguising ourselves of course.” Eris asked with a mischievous smirk.
“Naw, just dump her in a scrapyard with no explanation save a bloody note and a lot of questions.” Hermais chuckled darkly and I puffed up in disgust.
“Why not, I don’t know, wake her up and tell her what’s going on?” I demanded in outrage. I was willing to help, but not at the expense of making her suffer more.
“Fine~.” Hermais huffed and poked the fox/dragon who woke with a start, immediately alert and scrambling for a weapon.
“DARK! WITCHES! DEATH!” She screamed out, only to have her scrambling shift her new bowling-ball tits and make her squeal in shock, grasp them, and then scream in more shock as she clutched her now mechanical left wrist. “WHAT?! WHY?! WHERE-?!” Hermais snapped her fingers and the woman passed out again, the Spirit of Knowledge looking at me with a raised brow.
“What was that?” I asked a bit freaked out.
“Her world was dying. Crumbling into an abyss of nothing, all timelines fading, all realms imploding, and all versions of her were scrambling to either escape or save it. Only one did, going to where Victor Lazarus resides and all of her but this chunk we ripped away collapsed into the survivor.” Eris explained.
“So basically you literally just cut off a piece of her to fuck with. Not cool. But, whatever. I guess dropping her in scrapyard is better than being erased from existence.” I really hope that Farore, Nayru, and Din have plans to prevent this kind of thing from happening in our world. Majora fucking with everything is bad enough, hopefully, at the end of all this, the realm will be safe from such vile incursion.
“Don’t worry. Hyrule is static and nearly unchanging. It’s part of why it requires so much maintenance from mortals and such complex systems to be kept going.” Farore informed me, relieving some of my concerns. Wait, where was she during all my previous adventures after I went to sleep? “I was with you the whole time. Good gosh. It slammed into my main essence all at once when you came back to the realm too. Nayru practically had to patch my psyche back together to get me out of my sex-induced coma.”
“Well this piece of her met Met both Aunty and our cousin Paluteana at one point. And Victor Lazarus wouldn’t actually mind those ‘memories’ to be gone from his Marian.” Eris commented. “She’s kinda broken, but Hermais is doing a bit of mental work to reset her head back to...well just after Displacement with a few memories of her old World. Her recent memories will be fine, but the stuff between Displacement and her running into us will be fuzzy.”
“Should we make her look more normal until she summons Aunty?” Hermais asked. “Don’t want her becoming the prize of a Warlord before she finds out her path.”
“I swear, the more I hear about this Victor, the less I like him,” I grumbled in disapproval. He sounds like the sort of person to force his own views on others. I wouldn’t keep pushing someone to be more sexually open if they don’t want to be, for instance.
“He’s not that bad if you explain how you want the relationship to go from the start, but he is possessive,” Eris said with a sigh. “Though I would recommend not falling for his charms. He has a lot of mates already and doesn’t need more. Also, a lot of kids and I think he’s on the road to being a sex and fertility god. Mostly why mother is interested in him all of a sudden.”
“He can’t really top my harem with my 15 and growing.” I sighed and the two laughed so hard they fell to the floor.
“He has like maybe forty to sixty.” Hermais chuckled. “Mostly why mother dotes on him as one of her followers, I mean he’s hitting all the checkmarks for his world to allow her to manifest in little time at all, but his world already is able to due to the machinations of ancient space races millions of years before he showed up to the Equestria.”
“At the same time though, Auntie doesn’t like him at all. She finds him abrasive and narrow-minded. I haven’t missed how she comes up with any excuse to not be around whenever Victor is involved and she’s either invited or already involved when he becomes involved.” Eris admitted with a sigh. “But the multiverse isn’t perfect, not everyone can get along. Anyway, we basically have everything set up, and while Space is Dongo’s cup of tea, I found a world already.”
“Shouldn’t we shrink her assets down though? She’ll be a big prize for any lusty Warlord or gang leader.” Hermais commented again.
“She’d be one even without such a hot body. Besides, she can’t die, remember?” Eris reminded her sister with a sly smirk. “And not because of an Undead Curse this time.” Eris and Hermais snapped their fingers and the fox-lizard was sucked into a portal of magic circuitry which both opened and closed with electronic bleep-bloop sounds.
“Well, it’s done, and now your world is a bit more stable.” Hermais chuckled as she leaned on me with no weight despite the fact I was a ball of light with wings. “So~, you think we’re devils~?”
“Like ones at least.” I glared, and Hermais shrunk away, looking struck. “If you want to change my opinion on that, don’t manipulate and scheme with people's lives so casually again, at least not in front of me.”
“We rarely do this, trust us. At most we set the Displaced up in the new world we find them in. This one was...well a special case with who she knew.” Hermais mewled. “Normally we just dust them off, fix them up, and say ‘here are this world’s Displaced and now it’s your world too, have at it’. We usually have them wake in Temples for our mother so they can be guided if it's possible.”
“Yeah. Special enough to not just be rescued and left that way.” My implications on that made them both wince and I flew away in a huff.
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“So you’re upset?” Shining Armor rhetorically asked as I was sitting on his chest, little tiny me watching TV with him while the Mask Girls were out on the town. I had managed to inform him I want to marry him and if it was okay, but he said as much as he’d love it, he wants input from his other girls on the matter, which I didn’t mind, but clearly, he caught on to my emotions anyway.
“Not about you wanting to involve the other girls in the decision.” I sighed, kicking my legs into his firm chest from where I laid prone between his slightly-larger pecs. I bet Helma had something to do with that bit, besides his wings. “It’s just some friends-with-benefits of mine did something I don’t exactly morally agree with, but I also can’t be too upset with them.”
“So you’re just bottling it up until it becomes an issue. That isn’t healthy Navi.” Shining sagely said to me as we watched a replay of Zelda’s official announcement along with Vaati’s recorded declaration of abdicating the throne to her.
“What should I do?” I huffed as I rolled over and pressed my face into his sternum.
“You’ve told them they upset you?” Shining asked me as he scratched his ripped six-pack abs.
“Yes.” I am so not in the mood for sexytimes, but mm~ my stallion has such a bod.
“Then all you can do now is talk about it to someone else and confront your friends about it later with a clear head.” Shining used his magic to turn off the TV and sat up, I hovered down to his hooves and turned around with a sigh.
“Okay, they saved someone, then just Displaced them again.” I huffed in frustration, but Shiny gestured for me to continue. “Her world was dying, or dead or whatever. They saved a single instance of this woman while the rest of her collapsed into a single instance who’s apparently with this total jerk of a guy. That aside, they didn’t even offer her an alternative. They just fucked with her mind, body, and soul, and dumped her into a new world to start over.”
“That’s messed up.” Shining scoffed, and I gestured in exasperation.
“My point exactly! That’s just wrong and amoral and, ugh.” I just now realized my slime and light was shining red, so I took several deep cleansing breaths to calm down, my blue light and hue returning. “But they did save her. They also gave her a start in another world where the influences of Wiatr and Aventurine won’t spread to here like if she’d stayed here.”
“So they thought of us and her at the same time. Doing the best compromise they could so this person could have new a new life and we wouldn’t get two goddesses here messing with the world.” Shining stated.
“Which is why I can’t stay mad! I’m still mad, and I can understand where they were coming from. But in that case, why not drop her off in their world? It’s not like she could mess with things there since it’s already a constant sex-fest, and they could just keep her from meeting up with the larger piece of her.” I huffed and plopped down into Shiny’s lap, his pajamas plush and comfy.
“Maybe this person’s world wasn’t constant sex,” Shining suggested.
“Trust me, if her world got visited by both Wiatr and Aventurine, it definitely was, at least enough.” I snorted as I leaned back into his abs, enjoying his shirtlessness as I closed my eyes, trying not to get any more upset.
“Did they mention Wiatr met this person?” Shining asked. “Or just this Aventurine?”
“They mentioned both in some measure, but mostly Aventurine, who is the stronger sister anyway.” I informed my hopefully-soon-to-be fiance.
“Hm, well, you can’t really judge her without truly meeting her. And how would you truly know her world without seeing it? She will have your token right? You can assume that the sisters gave her a copy of it.” He asked as he magically removed his pants without moving. “Kinda hot today.”
“It is summer Shiny, and your suite doesn’t have a big balcony like ours to help keep air flowing.” I simply waited until he had removed his pajama pants, and then I sat on his coconut balls, leaning into his sheathe. Wow, he is hot. Hotter than should be normal. I’ll ask Avera to do some renovations on this suite. “But yeah. Maybe we can help each other in the future.”
“Sounds like a good start. Whew. It is getting a bit too hot in here.” Shiny wiped his brow, and I had to agree. It was unnaturally swelteringly hot in here.
“Let’s go upstairs, at least the Royal Suite has good airflow.” I can hardly wait until air conditioning is properly invented. “I can even be your clothes until we’re in private, so you don’t have to put those hot pants back on.”
“Okay.” Shiny cheerfully replied as he got up.
“It’ll feel like getting wet, so bear with me, I haven’t done this in a while.” I flew at his groin and splattered over him, morphing over his heavy nuts and around his tight, muscular ass and forming shiny blue skin-tight undershorts. “There we go Shiny, I’ve got you covered.”
“Whew! You’re nice and cool compared to this air!” Shining praised as he quickly left the hot suite, the stairwell outside the door was already much cooler than in his suite. “It’s been getting hotter in there as the spring ended and summer began.”
“That’s something I’ll ask Avera and her team to fix for you. Maybe we could even look into magic air conditioning. It wasn’t this unbearably hot last year.” Then again, I was too busy with all the crazy shenanigans we were up to for it to even bother me.
“Thanks.” He sighed as his balls bounced around in me.
We enjoyed a companionable silence until we got to the suite, waiting for another pink ball-like Honeypot to be rolled past. “Geez. How many girls is Trachea gonna have to fill…?”
“Enough to warrant me coming over to see if she was okay.” Cadence chuckled as she leaned out of the bathroom, barely clothed. “The sheer amount of Love she’s collected from you is enough to feed both her hive and mine for months. What did you do to cause you to generate that much?”
“Oh mama,” Shining said as he blinked rapidly. I felt a stir and a surge of pure arousal slamming into me like a steam hammer on a pipe valve.
“Whoa...hello there cutie.” Cadence raked her eyes up and down Shiny, and she was practically fucking him with her eyes as she bit her lip. “In armor is one thing stud. But aside from my hubby, and Millos, I haven’t seen a stallion so built~. You have this heroic aura around you~.”
“Thanks.” Shining blushed as his cock started pressing into me, and I groaned. “Say, I’ve been told we were destined to be together originally, and we both have open relationships. Feel like giving this kirin a ride?” Shining lidded his eyes and Cadence’s wings fluffed up as her breasts began swelling in arousal.
“Like you even need to justify it!” Cadence pounced, tackling him onto my family’s bed and the two began violently making out, and I became an arousal-drunk third wheel, not fully aware of the events going on besides ‘touchy touch feel good-good.’
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