Hyrulequestria

Ch.78

I awoke feeling warm, and full of hot liquid. I opened my ‘slime sight’ to find I was in Zephyr’s bronze tub, bulging over the rim like an overfilled condom. To which I then moaned at the realization that indeed is what I essentially am right now. Holy shit. When did Shining Armor get this productive? I blame Cadence.

“Morning Navi.” Greeted Shining as he left the bathroom in the buff, toweling off his wet mane and tail. “Sorry about that. Cady did something with her magic and the next thing I knew I was cumming buckets.”

“Oh~ it’s not a problem~.” I cooed as I formed my face on my membrane to look at him properly. “But I was so overwhelmed with your arousal despite the fact that fairy should’ve limited how much you’re offloading on me. I don’t remember the details of what you two did.”

“Simply put, I fucked her while still wearing you, and you acted as a condom. Cadence appreciated it too, she doesn’t want to have children until Thorax is ready for children.” Shining said to me as he approached. “Hey, uh, I kinda don’t have clothes up here since I moved my stuff downstairs, could you…?”

“Mm~ sure, just, let me absorb this meal.” I absorbed Shiny’s cum and then jumped at his groin, becoming shorts again. “Wow! She really drained you good, sporting normal oranges here compared to those coconuts.”

“Yeah. Cady is crazy in bed.” Shiny huffed tiredly as he tossed his towel to a changeling who wasn’t rolling another Honeypot through. She still isn’t done?! “Just for reference, it’s Tuesday.” Shining informed me as he began descending the stairs.

“Oh. You two went at it all night or…?” I questioned curiously, since, besides Trachea in the bathroom, there was none of Lulu’s harem upstairs.

“No. We finished before your romantic unit came up for bed. They let me and the girls sleep up here since the guest suite is so unbearably hot and muggy. Avera and Millos are getting to work on that already though.” Shining informed me as he entered his suite, the hyper-busty changeling and her team of masons hard at work turning the west-facing window into a door frame as a precursor to a balcony I bet.

“That’s good. Why was it so unbearably hot in here?” I asked. “Castles are normally very airy and don’t retain heat after a few hours.”

“It’s that damn bathroom of yours!” Avera snarled at me and pointed at the ceiling. “Magic can only do so much! There’s an actual reservoir of your fucking cum in the ceiling that’s maintaining heat for your damn lavish hedonistic pool! The stone is radiating heat into the room!”

“Eep!” I whined as shrunk, making Shining yelp.

“Don’t you go eep at me! Either empty it out so we can restructure the space between this suite and the royal suite, or have that better-than-thou bitch Charswirl fix it!” Avera seethed and began chipping away at the window with even greater aggression, her workers giving her a berth and instead of working on keeping the room clean of dust and stone fragments.

“I think I need to talk to my mates.” I mewled. “Um, Shiny are you okay?”

“Yeah! Never better!” Shining squeaked in a high-pitched voice as I loosened up from his constricted privates.

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“So it’s our beloved cum pool that’s the problem.” Luna bemoaned as Shiny and I informed her of Avera’s report. “We constructed the reservoir to displace the volume and reduce the weight to preserve structural integrity, but We did not account for the heating element. Apologies Shining Armor for giving you such unpleasant accommodations.”

“It’s not your fault. You couldn’t have foreseen this.” Shining waved off, wearing his casual hakama and kosode and I was on his shoulder, where I rightfully belong. Well, besides in his pants~.

“But tis indeed my fault. However, mine proficiency with magic at that scale pales to the expertise of mine teacher. Charswirl is actually here, having taken residence in the top floor of the defense tower.” *BOOM!* said tower shook as rainbow smoke flowed out the windows, visibly from here due to the throne room being on the top floor of the castle that wasn’t in the towers.

“Worry not. Mistress tends to cause such events when doing extensive research.” Celestia calmly excused with a bit of amusement. “Besides, while she may be as abrasive as always, she’s been making more and more excuses to end up here rather than in her own private tower. I think she may be trying to make excuses to end up encountering you, Love. Do we need to add another wife to the wedding?”

“I-I thought she squicked you out though.” I blushed, remembering just how good and attentive of a lover Charswirl is from that passionate day on the beach of Cocoamoa.

“If Lulu can make our sexual relationship a non-issue, then I can adjust for Charswirl.” Celestia declared firmly. “That is, if she wants to get involved with the rest of us in that manner.”

“That said, she may very well be more amenable to a request for such a lewd magical construct if it comes from thee.” Luna sheepishly said, getting me to groan at having the buck passed to me, even if I would like to talk naughty magic with the ancient archmage.

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“No.” Was the rainbow-dusted hippogriff’s immediate response to my request.

“Aw, but Swirly~!” I whined, flying in front of her and pleading with big watery eyes.

“No.” She denied again, using her magic to gather the rainbow dust off of her.

“It’s full of my cum~.” I lilted, and her breasts immediately began swelling in her robes.

“Yes.” Charswirl then moved to the balcony and I squealed in joy as she flew the short distance from her tower to the Royal Suite. “So long as I get to bathe in it first.”

“Absolutely! Oh, and I’m getting married to the harem, wanna join?” I offered, the former lich/dullahan fumbling in the air a bit, her cheeks blushing green since she didn’t have flowing blood.

“Maybe.” She considered as she landed on the balcony, skirting past a very plump but not immobile pink Honeypot who was being helped onto the balcony.

“We’re also intermingling with Shiny’s harem since I’ll be marrying him too.” I declared, and she paused and pursed her lips in consideration.

“Then yes. Such an intriguing pool of lovers would keep it interesting for lifetimes at least. Also the studies and experiments I could do.” Charswirl declared before moving through the emptying room, the changelings looking tired yet satisfied and congratulating each other for some reason.

“Aw, no more affection than intrigue?” I questioned as we entered the bathroom, finding Trachea napping in her immobile spot next to the pool, her breasts much smaller at beach-ball size and finally not gushing nectar.

“Only for you and my former daughters.” Charswirl declared factually as she began to disrobe.

“Ee~.” I squealed as I nuzzled her cheek.

“None of that. I love my daughters, and I trust them. I trust you because you brought them out of a dark place that I was in no mindset or position to help them with. Combine that with how amorous you’ve been and accepting of me in my time of need, of course, I will form a powerful affection for you.” Charswirl stated factually, dipping her lion toes of her left paw into the coconutty cum-slime. “Hm, nice and cold compared to the heat outside. I’ll take it as is.”

“I wish it wasn’t heating the tower,” I commented before going over to Trachea. “Hey there. How are you doing?”

“Hm? Hey babe. I’m good now that I’m not funneling your reservoir of love through my tits.” Trachea groaned as she rubbed her breasts, leaking a bit of the pink nectar. “I know there’s the term biting off more than you can chew, but never drinking so much you couldn’t swallow. Ugh~ but damn did it feel good.” Trachea yelped as powerful magic suddenly tugged her belly out of the ceiling, and she was dumped belly-first into the pool, sending cum flooding over the floor, magic preventing it from going into the suite.

“Sorry. That looked uncomfortable.” Charswirl commented from her place sitting on the under-fluid bench that went around the whole pool, conveniently next to Trachea.

“Aw, thanks~!” Trachea gushed before pulling Charswirl into a deep and passionate kiss, the undead hippogriff clearly surprised and feebly resisting for a moment, but caving and returning the kiss with a grope of Trachea’s massive breast. “Hm~, Can’t do a round, too full of eggs, but if you wanted something else~.”

“I was content to just enjoy the cold restorative slime, to be honest. I will help bathe you if you want though.” Charswirl offered meekly, unusually timid, but I bet that’s because clearly she isn’t used to having someone so domineering in the room.

“Hm, yes I’d like that.” Trachea chuckled before groping and lathering Charswirl with the hand she could reach her with, said hand finding her breasts and balls the most.

“I-I meant helping you~!” Charswirl moaned as Trachea expertly worked her over, and I tittered, figuring I’d leave them to get to know one another. Matchmaker Navi: mission accomplished! New mission: Charswirl and rest of the Harem~!

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“-So I figured I’d drop in, see how you’re adjusting.” I finished retelling the events of today so far to Talon, the hyper-busty booze-lactating matron listening intently as I sat on the top of her left breast.

“Oh, we’re doing okay.” Talon chuckled. “It helps that Malon finally found someone, even if she insists that isn’t the case.”

“Mom~! Shiny is a friend!” Malon complained from where she was serving a table, her white face being stained with a tomato-red blush. “Besides, even if I was interested, he has a harem!”

“Oh, we don’t mind if you date him.” I chuckled at her. “In fact, Queen Zelda herself has expressed interest in you!” My words made the young caribou woman blush so bright it looked like steam might come out of her ears. “So if you want to get in on it, feel free to ask!”

“Th-th-that’s s-s-so f-f-forward though!” Malon stuttered, clearly uncomfortable with her being the one to initiate, but was interrupted by a patron patting her booty, and she looked to check and saw he was trying to hail her with his order, the stallion exasperated but amused as she returned her focus on work.

“Ha! She has issues telling someone she likes she wants to get in his pants but is totally okay with a random stranger touching her butt? Pfft. Caribou sensibilities are so weird.” I chuckled and Talon joined me, her boobs sloshing with the shaking it caused. It wasn’t 11 in the morning yet, so her ‘kegs’ were still not on the menu.

“Yes, well, we can’t all be blatantly open with our urges. She may be my daughter, but she isn’t as open as I am about sex.” Talon stated, then perked up as Tirek and Helma entered, the former her svelte size and Helma the second-biggest bust in the room, short of Talon but bigger than Malon. “Hey~! How are two of my favorite customers?”

“Doing good Talon! I want to order seed pancakes for breakfast.” Helma sat at the bar, her rack resting on the surface, her left breast not-so-subtly pressing into Talon’s even more massive milk factory. “And, uh, a pumping. Ever since my adventure with Shiny in Skyloft and our encounter with that fairy, I’ve been making more and more milk.” Helma blushed and shook her massive mammaries, the two fluffy purple-black yoga-ball tits sloshing in her purple tube top.

“I’ll have some alfalfa pancakes. Shame you can’t control how much you lactate like I can Helma.” Tirek commented as she patted her T-shirt covered A-cups smugly, the busty bird pouting at her bovine friend’s good fortune.

“Hello~!” Called a tiny dragon with four eyes that appeared on Helma’s head in a sparkle of light. She had the same color scheme which was green and black as said fairy that impregnated Helma and I on Skyloft. “It’s me~! Zulu! I got promoted thanks to you! Well, thanks to the stud that was hosting you!”

“Oh, good! Can you grant me wishes later? I’m having a few issues.” Helma grumbled as she shook her sloshing breasts, pulling the front of her tube top up enough for Talon to levitate milking cups to her nipples. “Oh~ I needed this.”

“So I see you ladies are doing okay, but how are your hosts?” I asked the two as I enjoyed the show from my perch on Talon’s tit.

“I’m good!” Holly purred from Helma as she groped her/Helma’s breasts. “I’m getting so big…”

“I’m getting so buff! I can’t believe how much stronger I am!” Declared Tirek’s host, whose name I forgot uh...Silk Sheets? I think that’s her name?

“I still find it hard to believe you ladies are living masks. You’re so alive and, well, here that you feel like you’re not sharing bodies with someone.” Talon mused as she enjoyed how Helma/Holly quivered next to her as her boobs got pumped for their milk.

“We know!” Tirek/Silk Sheets chuckled before pouring herself a white drink from the bar’s tap, her creamy beverage which seemed to be coming straight from the milker draining Helma’s bounty.

“Hey~! If you’re gonna drink it, you could’ve just gotten it from the tap~!” Helma/Holly whined, then grunted as they humped the seat of their stool, panting.

“And miss you getting off in public like this? Not a chance.” Tirek/Silk lecherously leered as she drank her milk and enjoyed the show.

“You two, I swear. You’re half the reason I get so many customers before I open the girls up for service.” Talon laughed as she slapped the sides of her titanic tits. “Well, as you can see Navi, we’re doing okay. Do you want brunch? It’s almost time for me to open the taps.”

“I’ll have some muffins to go before Zulu sends us all into an orgy.” I requested as the little dragon fairy perked up.

“Yeah! Can I bring over some of Mistress’s milk?” Zulu purred.

“No!”

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“So you’re all adjusting to civilian life well,” I commented to the group of six friends, the Sages of Harmony, where I’d found them all just hanging out in the central garden park.

Rainbow was still thicc and busty despite her exercises keeping her muscular and fit in her jeans and tank top. Tara wasn’t any different with her blouse and trousers. Pinkie seems to have gained weight, her tummy having a bit of a pooch to it against her blue sundress. Fluttershy wasn’t as cripplingly introverted if her relaxed choice of T-shirt and skirt was any indicator. Rarity was getting her fashion on with her body accentuated by a beautiful purple sundress, and Applejack was contently sitting against a tree in her usual knotted plaid button-up and daisy dukes.

“Yes, though I’m still trying to get used to Tara.” Fluttershy mewled. “I know she’s my friend, that I can count on her for anything, but I still feel the urge to prostrate.”

“I’m getting used to balancing my hobbies, my wife, and my adorable twins Bolt and Cutter. I’m just glad I have nannies to help with those colts of mine when I crash and can’t keep up.” Rainbow sighed in relief of just hanging out with friends up on her cloud a few feet above the others.

“War Dogs!” Applebloom yelled as she rode a large dog with her friends and Hannah.

“Bloom! Y’all better not be botherin’ nobody!” Applejack hollered with frustration, even shaking a fist in her troublesome sister’s direction.

“No ma’am~!” Applebloom called back through her and the other CMC’s laughter.

“I swear Applejack. Our sisters have been thoroughly corrupted by the caribou.” Rarity sighed in that long-suffering manner that told of resigned exhaustion.

“Actually, they’re pretty well-adjusted compared to other children taken in by the Department of Immigration. I bet they’d be just this adventurous if we hadn’t been invaded by the CFK.” Tara laughed

“Hello~!” Skull kid giggled as he appeared. “Found a baby, where should I put her?” He said showing us little earth pony foal with Terra on her ass, as she looked at us with blank eyes.

“Uh, I’ll take her. She should go to an orphanage-.”

“I’ll take her!” Pinkie declared excitedly, somehow taking the foal into her arms. “My Pinkie Sense say she’ll get along with my own little buns!”

“Wait, you’re pregnant?!” Everyone exclaimed besides Tara, who blushed.

“Yes, why?” Pinkie chuckled as she wiggled and giggled to us. “Tara and I have been seeing each other for months now.” Pinkie fluttered her eyes at the cow, who blushed and sheepishly smiled with a shrug.

“Hey, she just, y’know, gets me. She doesn’t understand any of my complex words or science or magic, but she doesn’t need to. She understands me and, well...I couldn’t deny my feelings.” Tara then blushed brighter. “That, and when she does understand things like it’s so simple when I’ve been struggling to get it, I just, well, I pinned her to my lab table and fucked her stupid.”

“That’s good Tara.” I chuckled, before going to the clearly blind foal, too young to really understand anything. “Aw…” Is there anything I can do?

“Hold on, let me.” My body shifted to Farore, thankfully I was in light form, and she sprinkled fairy dust over the foal, her eyes turning from milky white to green and any other injuries seemed to lessen, then she began whining, covering her eyes as Pinkie immediately went into mother-mode.

It’s so good to see things continuing to improve for the better.