Hyrulequestria

Ch.82

“Where are they~?! And why can’t I get through the bars?!” I wailed in despair. I may be free of that blasted bottle, but an invisible barrier in the bars kept me from leaving the cell!

“We may be in the ‘pleasure suites’ just outside of the Warden’s Office meant for the most behaved prisoners or ones about to be discharged, but they’re no less secure than any of the other cells Navi.” Zelda sighed from her place sitting against the back wall with her daughters to either side.

“Indeed. We need someone to get the warden’s key if we’re going to be getting out of here.” Captain Betelguese affirmed from her own cell across the hall. “But with that unbelievably powerful Knuckle guarding it, I doubt we’ll be leaving anytime soon.”

“Wait, that overpowered brute is guarding the key we need to escape?!” I wailed in despair. Shiny~! Please have pulled a shonen and leveled up somehow before you get here~!

[The Hero]

“Wah~!” Tirek/Shining wailed as they fled from the third cell they’ve searched. The door to the roof was magically secured, and the key to it wasn’t on their keyring. Shining came to the conclusion that since the first cell on the way in wasn’t closed, that they had to face the inmates one-by-one until they found the key up. Tirek was baffled at such twisted logic but felt compelled to give her lover the benefit of the doubt.

“I can’t believe how fucked in the head these people are!” Tirek panted, holding up another new key added to their collection. “I mean, a lich made of mole rat skulls, a hyena with a sonic cackle, and a flying pig with laser eyes?! I’ve never even heard of those guys and I understand why they’re in here!”

“Well, this floor is reserved for people at least as dangerous as you.” Shining huffed in agreement, groping their chest under their left breast to still their racing heart. “But this is taking too long. It’ll take us days to dodge around these creeps, snag the keys tossed into their isolation cells, and finally make it up to the roof.” Shining trotted them back to the stairs and began heading down.

“Where are we going Shiny?” Tirek asked as Shining put the Biggoron Sword and Hylian Shield away, taking out the Bomb Bag and the Ball and Chain.

“We’re taking a roundabout shortcut.”

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“Shiny. When this ordeal is over with. Please smack me.” Tirek bemoaned. They were a giantess eye-level with the roof of the Tartarus Bastille. Shining had the bright idea to charge out of one of the windows on the sixth floor, using a combination of her magic Bombs, the Ball, and Chain, and a Pegasus-Boots boosted bull-rush to break through one of the incredibly tough barred windows.

“How could you have known that busting out a window would maintain our size when leaving through the section of the Bastille meant for giants?” Shining asked as she jumped onto the roof of the prison, barriers keeping them from touching it. “Okay, that’s annoying. Time to eat Tirek!”

“With pleasure~!” Tirek got on her knees, having to compress her tits with her arms to lean down and begin slurping up the magic maintaining the exterior barrier. She, of course, got a bit bigger, but it was a drop in the bucket after all the binging she did already. Soon they were touching the roof, and she moaned, shaking her breasts, the sloshing incredibly loud. “Okay. If we’re gonna get in, I have to milk us again.”

“Oh~ g-go for it.” Shining moaned, and they bit their lip as Tirek pulled their padded top-up over their breasts, and began kneading their boobs, letting their engorged areola and nipples down to begin draining. “Th-this is so much more intense than earlier~!”

“D-don’t lose our head Shiny~!” Tirek panted and sighed as her nipples began gushing magic milk over the side of the roof, hissing on contact with the lava on the side of the bastille opposite the barrier-covered lake. “Oh~ this always feels so good. I’m so happy Majora changed me…”

“Yea! Yea! Yea! Yea!” The Fairy Zulu cheered as she moved to their areola and began slurping. “Mm~.”

“Huh? What’re you doing here Zu?” Tirek/Shining asked, having managed to notice the gnat at their teat from her joyful calls. “Oh! Hey Zulu, can you milk us faster? Without a wish that is.”

“Yes! Mistress says this world is almost ready for her to come! The Veil is stable! Now that an OCD zealot is properly maintaining it, more and more of her power can be supported!” Zulu declared excitedly, before poofing into a connected pair of animate giant milking cups, latching onto their nipples, and turning the twin waterfalls into a single violent gush like from a broken dam, causing the giantess centaur to scream in pleasure.

Thanks to Zulu, they got down to Tirek’s petite and athletic 6-foot tall body within minutes, the lava on that side of the prison having been turned into solid stone, the magic lava having been overwhelmed by their magic milk, and even some hardy plants seemed to be sprouting already. “Oh~ that was intense. Zulu, you can, unf, stop sucking now!” Shining/Tirek complained of the currently transformed fairy still tugging on their petite A-cups.

“Oh, sorry, just enjoying you a bit.” Zulu chuckled before transforming back and looking out to the barrier-protected lake. “Oh~, Mistress might love taming that beast, she and him are about the same size. It would be a challenge.”

“Please no messing with the primordial forces of our world, it’s dangerous enough.” Tirek/Shining huffed as they pulled their armor back over their torso. “Now then, let’s get to the warden’s office. If anything, that’s where they’re holding the rest of the world leaders. I bet the only reason Ember isn’t up here too is that she’s so insignificant in presence when not using her scepter’s power.”

The Hero trotted to the entrance to the warden’s wing, a small section that was basically a box on the back end of the prison roof. “Hey, wait. Tirek, isn’t there supposed to be a courtyard in the center?”

“Yeah? You think they let it be open to the sky?” Tirek huffed irritably and then sighed in relief as they opened the door to the warden’s wing without contest.

“SHINY~! TIREK~!” They heard from one of the cells immediately to the right of the door, finding Navi and the Equestrian rulers in the same cell.

“Navi!” The fused centauress cheered as she rushed over to their guide. “Navi! We’re here!”

“What have they done to you?” Zelda demanded in concern, pressing against the bars of the cell, her breasts getting smished as she pressed her snout to the barrier to get a closer look at them. “You’ve been corrupted by the Dark World! But you’re not a true minion of darkness?”

“Yeah, yeah. I’m half-lion now, big whoop! Look, the warden’s office is sure to have the key, we’ll be back.” Tirek turned and charged down the hall to the warden’s office.

“WAIT! THE KNUCKLE IS IN THERE~!” They ignored Navi's desperate warning, smashing through the black iron doors with a leonine roar as they pulled their Biggoron Sword and Hylian Shield from their satchel.

“I’m here! Ready to get some?!” Tirek/Shining shouted, eyes sharply slit and shining red, homing in on the solitary massive metal man sitting in the large but plain metal chair behind the similarly large but plain metal desk in the large and otherwise empty room.

“You arrive.” The golem said, unsurprised and unimpressed, his face below his helmet’s visor stern and calm. “Master Shikoro said you would be along soon. Kevin even said you’d find a way around all the obstacles in your way. Father Grogar truly is underestimating you.”

“...Okay. So you are getting more developed personas. I was just worried the Iron Waifus downstairs were going to all become perky yes-girls from our orders.” Shining/Tirek muttered. “Whatever. You took our lovers prisoner, nearly killed us, and then tossed us into an alternate dimension that turned Tirek into a cat-cow! Prepare to die!”

“If that is your wish.” Resplendent stood, grabbing the massive black-iron desk with one hand and easily lifting it over his head, scraping the high ceiling. “Come and take it!” He threw the desk at them, and they immediately jumped to the side with unusually cat-like grace, and then had to duck under the chair too, both impacted the floors and walls so hard they cracked and shattered a bit. “This time I am not limited by the scope of meager combat programming!” Resplendent roared as he picked his greataxe up from the floor.

“Have at thee!” Shiny/Tirek bellowed as she rushed the golem.

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“I can’t see~! I’m hearing such a badass-sounding battle and I can’t see~!” I wailed childishly. I’m missing my Shiny and Tirek being a sexy badass~!

“Know how I feel, having to be stuck in the next room or in a pocket dimension, unable to see the battle I know will decide my fate.” Zelda snorted in shared frustration, it was her fiance fighting for all our lives down that hall too.

“Truly Shining Armor is a master combatant to be facing such an adversary in single combat.” Luna declared with her ears flicking and moving in the direction of the battle. “Oh~ that is a good maneuver. We shall endeavor to learn that one.”

“Sister, you can tell exactly what’s happening?” Celestia asked in amazement.

“Yes, if thou remains quiet.” Luna huffed, her focus entirely on the sounds coming from the warden’s office.

“No fair~!” I wailed in frustration, the girls on my bust and on my face joining in our shared disappointment at not getting to see what is clearly an awesome battle that isn’t going to be shown for convenience’s sake. Unfortunately, my attempt to summon Pinkie Pie with the power of Meta failed. Then again, she is pregnant, and probably won’t be able to help.

Thankfully, our suffering only lasted a few minutes at best. After the violent clash finally quieted down, the lion/cow centaur, now sporting many gashes and cuts across her body, returned with a limp from her left hindleg, gold and silver gauntlets on her hands that melded with the Climbing Claw bracers, and a fairly innocuous key, which she then used to unlock our cell. “Ladies. See to yourselves for a bit.” Then the Hero collapsed onto her side.

“SHINY! TIREK!”

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I felt so worried, sizing up to average size, and having summoned what healing fairies I could in this damn hellish place to tend to Shiny and Tirek as I used my lap as a pillow for them. I fussed with their lush and soft mane as I waited for them to wake up. What guide am I? I’m just a dumb damsel in distress Shiny keeps having to save. First at the Fortress and now here.

“You stop that Navi. You may be a goddess and my avatar, but you’re not perfect. Nothing is. Perfection is a lie, and you don’t have to be an infallible font of wisdom and prowess at all times to be a guide.” Farore chided, sending sensations of love and acceptance to me. “I chose you as much as you and the world chose me. Remember, that there was already a Navi, and you proved superior.”

“Navi, they’ll be fine.” I looked up at Zelda, finding her getting to her knees next to me, an understanding expression on her face. “I know, it hurts. Seeing him...her, like this. But so long as Link is breathing, he, she, will be fine.”

“I know. It’s just...I’m feeling so useless right now. This makes it twice, that I’ve been abducted and Shiny along with one of his Mask Girls has had to come and rescue me, suffering in the process. The first time Shiny and Volvagia got to experience what pregnancy and birth was like within a single night. Now he and Tirek have nearly died fighting for us.” I choked back a sob, my shoulders shaking as Zelda wrapped and arm behind my back. “I should’ve been at his side.”

“I am of the same mind,” Volvagia spoke through me as she ran her claws through Tirek’s beautiful mane.

“Ditto. All Gohma and I have done is be fancy boob covers.” Helma huffed in frustration, Gohma mirroring her.

“I believe that’s everyone.” Captain Betelguese declared as she returned, shifting her black breastplate as her huge basketball boobs were compressed in the masculine-designed armor. “Oof, anyway. Save Dragon Lord Ember and the former King Vaati, all are in attendance.”

Captain Betelguese gestured around, and I blinked at noticing a Russian-looking male yak, a regal griffin in European regalia, a white-pink hippogriff in more flowy regal attire, a kinda scary white satyr in fancy armor who was giving the hippogriff woman a stink-eye, and of course Zelda and her daughters. Oh, right, and Thorax. How did I forget the hunk? Well, he is quiet.

“Considering the state of affairs, and the highest remaining authority of Tartarus being myself, I am now the Warden. Even lacking the Canine Kingdom, Dragonlands, and the CFK Regency representatives, I hereby call an emergency vote to either eternally imprison Tirek or pardon her. I vote for pardon. All in favor?” Betelguese raised her hand, and all save the Yak king and the satyr raised their hands. “There. Done. Now let’s wake her up and get these invaders out of my prison!”

“Wait, seriously?! That’s it?! No court proceedings, no official hearings, no days of bureaucracy?” I asked in shock, getting looks of confusion from everyone.

“Why in Nayru’s name would we waste time and energy on something so pointless?” Asked the beautiful hippogriff ruler, and I groaned. Why can’t they be like this all the time?!

“Hello! Hello! I set up shop and brewed a strength...oh you already fought.” A Dynaflos said as it just barged in the door to the roof, wearing a twisted version of a purple hero’s tunic. He was also holding a green-purple large jug in his claws. “Welp guess it's not needed now. Effects would have been temporary anyway.” He closed the door before anyone could do anything.

“...So, how has Saddle Arabia been faring?” Celestia randomly asked the griffin king, who had the micronation of Saddle Arabia in his country’s sphere. He raised his left talon with palm facing the floor and tilted it back and forth with a shrug.

“I don’t know who that is, but it’s likely Shiny’s fault. Shiny! Wake your sexy ass up or I’m gonna make you!” I shouted at her face, booping her nose-ring holding snoot, causing her face to scrunch up until she finally woke up, slapping my invading boops away.

“Rawr...I’m up. Stop that.” Tirek/Shining mewled, then yawned and stretched so cat-like it was adorable. “Wow, I feel good.”

“You can thank my nurse fairies when we’re done here.” I chirped happily, shrinking down to my natural size as my Hero got to her hooves and limbered up. “So, there’s just Jalhalla left.”

“Gonna fuck her into submission so hard.” Shining/Tirek stated with an eager grin, our audience blushing at her vulgar statement. “Okay, so we need to get to the first floor and into the courtyard.”

“Yeah! Also, who was the weird Monster in the twisted Hero’s Garb?” I asked as Shining/Tirek already started running out.

“That had to be Loafus. He’s apparently an alternate reality variant of me, uh, Shining I mean.” Shining/Tirek said but wobbled as the roof heaved, and on instinct, she jumped away from the center of the roof, just in time for it to erupt, sending stone flying everywhere.

“I can’t take this anymore~!” An echoey woman’s voice wailed, and out of the dust was revealed a rather buxom purple Poe-woman, her white-masked face blushed red-hot, her swirly yellow eyes spinning until she locked onto Tirek/Shining. “You! Pleasure me! I haven’t experienced such a sensation before in my existence!”

“Gotta either fight me or take me out to dinner first babe!” Tirek declared, hefting up two enormous stone blocks with one hand each, and launching them at the delirious ghost woman, who yelped at getting pegged, but became intangible quickly enough they dealt almost little to no damage.

“Grr! You Lynel are such brutes! But I want that svelte ass! C’mere!” Jalhalla demanded as she swung her arm at my lovers, who began sprinting around the kinda chubby giant ghost woman.

“Go my love!” I barked out as I flew about. “As a Poe, she’s weak to light! But where can you get such a bright light in this dreary place?” I asked, looking up at the pocket dimension’s smog-filled red sky.

“She’s gotta become tangible sometime!” Shining/Tirek declared, dodging the swipes and grabs of the panting and lusty ghost woman.

“Damn you! Just let me use you as a toy!” Jalhalla declared as she solidified, hefting her, to scale, beach-ball breasts to use as a weapon. The bottom of her massive mams were soon coming down like a tidal wave of purple-black flesh at my triumphant Hero.

“No!” I wailed, only to gawk as the kitty-cow simply spaced her four legs apart, raised her arms, and caught the massive tits with one hand each despite the immense size difference.

“W-what!” Jalhalla gasped, and then yelped, grabbing her breasts and trying to pull free of Tirek’s groping claws. “L-let go! What are you doing?!”

“Just getting a meal babe!” Tirek crowed, her body rapidly bulking up and getting bigger as Jalhalla shrunk, losing her flabby tummy quickly before she managed to finish pulling away, Tirek/Shining now ten feet tall to the now smaller ghost-woman’s 40 feet. “Mm~! You taste good! C’mere!”

“S-stay away~!” Jalhalla wailed, and it became a fairly hilarious turnabout, watching Tirek molest the quickly overwhelmed ghost woman, who became smaller and smaller while Tirek got bigger in turn. Soon, Tirek was the giantess, standing on the roof with a six-foot-tall and whimpering thicc poe woman in her palm. “M-mercy, please…”

“I should throw you to Warden Betelguese. But instead, I’m gonna let Shiny decide.” Tirek declared, and her answer came with her free hand diving into her cleavage and pulling out Shining’s lyre. “Heh, of course. Welcome to the family Jalha.”

“H-huh?” Jalhalla blinked as she was allowed to float free, then when the Song of Healing played, so much happened at once. Of course, Jalhalla burst into darkness and turned into a mask, which was a bit ironic considering her face already was a mask. But other than that, suddenly Tartarus wasn’t in a sub-plane of hell and was instead on the island in Hyrule, the lava all gone save a ring of stones in the ocean where a barrier rippled and the roar from before echoed in blind fury. “What the heck?!”

“MY PRISON!” Warden Betelguese wailed in horror.

“...Whoops? I guess Tartarus was a wound on the world...”