"You want me to what!?" I yelled, full of indignance. "Princess, do I look like a diplomat? I used to have trouble persuading my parents that video games weren't rotting my brain as a kid, how do you think I'm going to convince an admittedly attractive alien queen to open trade relations with Equestria?"

I was wondering why the Princess had called me to this shitty office again and wasn't exactly happy with the result. It was better than her forcing me to sit there as she flirted with me until I 'fell victim to her wiles' like her sister tried to.

"Jacob. Firstly, she asked for you specifically. Secondly, how can you find that... creature attractive, but not me?"

"Remember that time Luna nearly sexually assaulted me? That shit has me put off of ponies forever. Nada. No horse pussy in the world is ever going to make me crack, not even yours." The moonbitch thought that she needed to show me that she was better than her sister. Her idea of doing that was whisk me a way for a night I wouldn't forget.

I wouldn't forget that night, but not for the reasons Luna hoped. I still had nightmares involving whips, chains and that fucking horn.

"You would sooner bed that thing than you would me?"

"Right on the money, Sunny." Oh hey, that rhymed. Literally didn't even mean to do that. "Do I really have to do this? I was in the middle of a Skyrim playthrough when you summoned me." I'd spent the last couple of months holed up in Twilight's castle, slobbing around and playing video games. Before that I had spent months in Twilight's treehouse basement. I wasn't going to chance going outside in Ponyville on busy days anymore, not after the Want it, Need it incident when Twilight had accidentally put a spell on my dick. Or that time I found out salt was a class-A drug and gave it to Pinkie. I still can't look at her the same way as before.

Overall, the castle was an upgrade, but I still preferred Golden Oaks. It was just more homely, in my opinion.

"I'm still unsure how you even managed to acquire one of those... computers again." She rubbed the bridge of her snout with a hoof.

"I'm still pretty sure that I'm in a fucked up horse isekai, so it's probably just some kind of bullshit story plot point." I huffed. "Since this is probably going to be forced on me anyway, I'll have to do it."

Dropping her frustrated act, Celestia clopped her hooves together. "Perfect, I'll get a chariot ready for you post-haste." In a flash if light she blinked away, leaving me in the slightly drafty office.

I narrowed my eyes. "Did I just get fucking duped?"

"Yep, I got fucking duped." I said, boarding the chariot, a small suitcase in hand; it was mainly filled with clothes. Twilight and Celestia were here to see me off. Luna was absent, thankfully. I hoped that the bollocking I gave her last time we met had put her off of trying to exist in the same dimension as me, so she just lived in the dream realm 24/7.

That was exactly how I wanted her: As far away from me as possible.

"Why did you say that? Nopony was talking about being 'duped'." Celestia asked.

"Uh, I dunno. Scene transition maybe?" Whatever shitty god/failed experiment/ cosmic occurrence that dropped me here was probably watching, so I might as well make it easier for them to keep track of things.

Twilight was mumbling, trying to assuage me of any fears I might have had. "...And if you need anything else, I've packed it all in this suitcase, alright? You'll be okay, right Jake? Right!?" Oh boy, she's gone Mother Goose again.

Stroking her behind the ear, I calmed her down. "Its okay. Chill Twi, I should only be gone a couple days."

"Oooh, but what if you-" I silenced her with a light hug. Twilight had been the closest thing you had to family here for the last couple of months, and I'd found her bookish tendencies to be endearing. Oddly enough, she seemed to have manifested some kind of mothering complex which, while funny at times, could also be irritating.

"I'll be fine." I asserted, letting her go and hopping on to the pegasus drawn chariot. "See you in a bit." I turned to Celestia. "Remember to tell your sister she's a fucking psycho." The puller Pegasi had just hooked themselves up to the front of the chariot, signaled by the metallic chunk of the harnesses locking into place.

The chariot lifted off of the cobbles, various spells keeping me planted on it despite the sudden acceleration and turbulence. "Make sure to be safe! Send me a letter using the bottled dragon fire if you're gonna be longer than a day" Twilight shouted as we flew away.

Looking back, Twilight and Celestia's forms faded into white and purple dots just before we pierced the cloud cover. Shivering at the swift change in air temperature, I headed inside.

The cabin of the ambassadorial chariot was cozy, and artificial heating provided by a tune in the centre of the ceiling stopped you from freezing over. Scanning the room, I could see there was a book on the sofa concerning what was known about Changelings and their society. No doubt Twilight had put this here.

As we had a couple hours left until we arrived at the hive, I familiarised myself with the book. Poring through the pages in case there was anything of use. It was mostly just warnings about changelings as a whole, and a few bits on cultural taboos.

Tossing the book onto the table, I sat down on the couch and put my feet up. This was going to be a longish trip, so getting a few winks of sleep was entirely possible.

A banging at the door startled me from my slumber. "We've arrived, sir."

Rubbingmy eyes, I shifted, getting comfy again. Another set of knocks rang out against the door. "Sir, are you awake in there?"

Sighing, I heaved myself up, stretching. "Yeah, I'm up."

The legionnaire opened the door, illuminated by dull green lights. "Excellent, we're to hand you over now sir. Good luck." The guard stepped out of the way, giving me my first look at a changeling.

He was decked in battle-scarred chitinous armour, dashes of green plating marking him as part of the hive's forces, the bug-like creature held a spear: the shaft was pockmarked with tiny holes.

In an almost biting tone, the changeling spoke. "You are to come with us." He almost hissed out that last word.

Stepping out of the compartment, you were greeted with a vast cave, light peering out from either end of it. The cave itself was dotted with luminescent plants that were glowing a soft green. Once I had hopped off of the chariot entirely, I was given a salute by one of the ponies on board before the chariot disappeared around the corner.

"Follow." The changeling grunted. I obliged, watching the creature navigate me through various tunnels, an occasional changeling meeting us along the way. Each one stared, some in curiosity and others in thinly veiled hate. I had beaten a few of them down before being taken hostage during the siege on Canterlot, so those expressions were to be expected.

I assumed he was leading me to my quarters, which is why I was slightly confused when the cave opened up into a much taller hallway. At the end of the hall large ornate doors stood with etchings of various changelings upon each one, blue gems replacing their eyes.

My escort let out a guttural and inhuman sound, replicated by something similar behind the door. The voices, both the door and the changeling, let out a cacophony of strange noises before the door opened, revealing a throne room decorated with green gems. The throne itself was overshadowed by light pouring in from behind, giving a view of the outside world. That hardly seemed safe, but I relented on commenting about it, lest I draw the ire of the hive.

"Presenting the Equestrian trade delegate. Your Majesty." He bowed, stepping behind me.

Chrysalis was sat lounging on a black throne, eyes glowing against the shadow of her throne. "He is... taller than expected." She looked you over, scanning me with slitted eyes."You will suffice. I shall begin trade with Equestria under one condition." Licking her lips, she propped her head up with a hoof. "You must lay with me. I have seen your species in action. They seem to possess much cunning and intelligence, virtues changelings desperately need more of. Simply put, I would like to create cross-breeds." The changeling guarding him stared on stoically, as if the queen hadn't just propositioned me on the spot.

"How do you know what my people are like?"

"It is not difficult for changelings to peer into dreaming minds. We are not able to shift dreams as we like, as a certain princess does." With lidded eyes, she continued, "Nurturing hybrids would be much more difficult than changelings, but that overpowering ingenuity? Truly something to be reckoned with."

"And you wanna do that by fucking?" I mean, I wasn't complaining but there were guards all in here.

Chrysalis chuckled, removing herself from her throne and stalking towards me. "Well, yes. Although that is a much more vulgar way of putting it." She grinned. "I don't believe you have many reservations? The lust emanating from you is quite potent." Licking her lips, she turned to the armoured changelings dotting the room."Guards! Leave us."

Flashes of green lit up the walls and after a couple seconds the room was void of life, aside from the two of us. Turning around, I noticed my escort had left as well. "Now then. Follow me, as much as I might enjoy you taking me where we stand, I know that other species prefer beds."

I felt myself stiffen as I watched the Queen's bountiful plot sway. Each step was causing her tail to shift slightly, giving me quick glimpses at her puffy slit. Chrysalis cast a spell, illuminating a rectangular green door in the wall. "Having a room tucked away here always makes negotiations much easier, I've found." Chrysalis winked, flicking her tail up again.

"Of course." My eyes widened. "Wait, you aren't trying to breed them for war are you?"

Opening the door, she beckoned you inside. "Of course not. I have no interest in further loss of life. That, and I will need capable changelings who can successfully work alongside ponies in making our kingdom greater." I was pretty sure she was being truthful.

"Interesting..." I mused.

Quickly pulling herself up onto the mattress, she smiled salaciously. "I am quite excited to unwrap the diplomatic gift your princesses have given me." She turned around, trailing a hoof down my chest. She picked me with her magic, roughly tossing me onto the bed. "Now then, where to begin..." Her sentence trailed off into a giggle that seemed way too adorable to come out of her.

I kicked off my shoes as she ground herself into me, thoroughly tearing away any hesitation my dick might have felt as it quickly hardened. A tiny trickle of juices made itself evident on my trouser leg. I felt magic quickly pull my shirt off of me as my trousers slid down my body, leaving me almost naked. "Your lack of fur is oddly intriguing." She pulled a hoof over my cheek. She dive in for a kiss, deceptively soft lips pushing against mine as her tongue wove between them, begging for entry into my mouth. I welcomed it, sending out my tongue to greet hers as it worked it's way through. Grinding herself against me once more, she hummed in pleasure, enjoying the heavy petting. She pulled back, spreading herself. "Be grateful, human. You may now bed your queen, unless you wish for another form? Those princesses perhaps?"

"Nah, you're way sexier than they are." I pulled down my underwear, shedding the last layer as Chrysalis hid a look of shock. "Just do you."

She was positively soaking now, winking at me as her insides squirmed. "I promise you I shall take you to heights you have never imagined possible, my plaything."

Lining myself, I gave her a predatorial grin, grabbing her by her haunches. "Try me." Thrusting into her made me immediately aware of how hot her insides were. The second I was in she started manipulating her walls to massage me. "Oh, shit. Fuck."

"This is the prowess of a queen, human. Be gratefu-" I cut her off with a firm thrust, making her squeak slightly, spasming lightly for an instant.

"What was that?" I thrust again, tearing another squeak out of her.

"Nothing." She looked away as I started to hump more rhythmically, her squeaks graduating into moans.

Testing her, I let loose a quick set of strong thrusts and she shook heavily for a couple of seconds. "Did you just cum?" She gulped as I sat there, balls deep while she tried milking me for all I was worth.

"Th-the changeling body has evolved in many ways to entice those they mate with. Mine especially, as I am the oldest and most experienced of them."

"So you're saying the fact that when I do this," I thrust into her harshly, making her squeal once again and shake. "And you react like this," I pushed into her once again, making her shudder and mewl. "It's just a perk of age?"

"O-of course. You are enticed, are you not?" She panted, giving me a look of need. "It is all just-just an act to make you give in to depravity, of course."

I grinned lecherously. "I think you're lying to me, Chryssy." I shifted position and readied myself to turn her into a moaning wreck. If just a couple thrusts was able to make her act like that? I wanted to turn her into a pleasured mush of bug horse.

Hiking over her like a stallion in rut, I pulled her back up to my front, shifting my grip. "Come now, I have given you the opportunity to rut me. Now fuck your queen, that is an order." She clenched again.

"Beg for it." I grinned.

She narrowed her eyes. "A queen does not beg." I pulled out threateningly. "Fine! You may pleasure yourself." Smacking her on the ass, she bit her lip. "Agh! Do it, rut me, you savage!"

Leaning closer to her ear, I whispered "What's the magic word?"

She mumbled. "Please?"

Taking a second ti mull over her request, I shrugged. Giving her ass a firm squeeze. "Good enough for now, I guess." I began my assault, short quick thrusts loosening her up as she ground back into me. Holding her tightly, I pulled her ass upwards, allowing me to give Chrysalis the pounding she deserved. Her adorable squeaks quickly evolved into moans, the sound muffled by the sheets she currently had her face buried into. "I think you were lying about earlier."

Through the sheets I heard a sound of indignation.

"You don't care about the whole trade thing or making a new brood, do you? All you were after was a good fuck, and none of your changelings could give it to you. As for why you chose me? No clue, but I'm glad you did. You are divine." As another orgasm was wrung from her, she squealed into the covers again. "Was this how you got Shining Armour entranced? I wouldn't be surprised. God, you're fucking sexy." The slaps of my hips against that fine plot echoed out through the room.

I could've sworn she was blushing from the comment, but she wasn't exactly in any position to show me such a face. All the gratification I had was her groaning into the bed.

As I neared the finish line, I let my thrusts become deeper, grinding into her as I hilted. "Gonna fill you up. Give you all those 'Hybrids' you were asking for. You want that, slut?"

Pulling her face up from the sheets, I spun her around, leaving us face to face with each other. Her pleasured moans now free for any to hear. "Yessssss." She hissed out.

Retracting my hips for the last time and pulling out until the tip was barely touching her entrance, I slammed in, letting loose a torrent of seed as I pulled her as close to me as possible the aftershocks of each orgasm pulsing through us as I held us against each other. "You enjoy that?" She moved her head past mine, her muzzle brushing my neck.

I felt fangs pierce my shoulder, flinching at the feeling. "Calm yourself. It is an aphrodisiac. I wish to indulge myself for a while longer. Now rut me to ruin." The fangs left me and I felt a sudden surge of adrenaline and a buzzing sensation in my crotch.

I did.

A couple days after my initial visit to the hive. I was eating breakfast with Spike and Twilight when he burped up a letter. Surprisingly enough it was addressed to me, instead of Twilight. I had figured it was something about my new position as ambassador to the Changeling Kingdom.

"Queen Chrysalis wishes to have you as her escort in her trip to Canterlot." Twilight mumbled, having scanned through the letter quickly. She took a spoon of her cereal, putting it to her mouth as she read.

"Cool, When's this?" Hopefully the Queen needed to remove some tension once again.

"Saturday, apparently." Spike had leaned over and hopped onto Twilight's withers, looking through the letter alongside her.

Finishing off my toast, I grinned. It was going to be one hell of a weekend.

Author's Note

For the record, I don't have anything against Luna.

Also bug butt is best butt.