Swarmed

Looking into the mirror, I could see the Canterlot streets reflected over the balcony, a couple dimly lit streets filled with ponies of all shapes and sizes. Adjusting the dark green tie and straightening out the black suit jacket that Rarity, a seamstress in Ponyville had generously leant me. She advised against green for the tie, but I insisted on it. It was my favourite colour after all.

Well, I say 'leant' but it wasnt as if anyone else was going to wear it. I dont see many 5-6 foot tall chimps walking around Equestria. The first thing on my agenda was to meet Celestia and Chrysalis in the dining hall. Easy enough, although I wasn't sure it was entirely safe to keep the two in close proximity without something going down.

Taking one last look in the mirror, I nodded, proceeding out of there.

A pair of guards were standing outside my room. "Well, how do I look, gents?" My question was met with silence. "Wow, tough crowd. I'll get you guys to talk to me at some point, mark my words." Rounding the corner, I was greeted to a grand stairwell with the best guard rails ever, I mean these things made sliding down the stairs easy as hell, so I simply parked my butt and scooted down each flight of stairs much faster than any other non-flier could have dreamed.

It was great actually getting out again. Dealing with Ponyville for so long gave me a pretty genuine fear of being hit with random magic bullshit, so Canterlot's relative normalcy was a treat. It was made even better by the fact that Luna wasn't here.

As I hit the ground floor, I spooked a couple of nobles heading to the stairway, skidding down and then continuing my slide along the polished floors.

Various nobles, guardsponies and servants noticed my extremely upbeat mood as I passed, probably wondering why the monkey guy was humming and sliding around like a maniac.

I accidentally bumped into what I perceived as a larger than average pony. "Oh crap, sorry ther-" I began, looking down to meet the eyes of the pony I had accidentally assailed. Luna, the fucking psychopath. "Fuck off."

"We are still s'rry, Jacob. I has't not did adjust to the prop'r ways of courting a stallion in this new day and age." Fucking hell, her Shakespearean speech was annoying.

"So rape was allowed back then? Certainly explains why there are less stallions around here."

"We hath believed thee w're 'playing hard to recieveth'." The fuck is wrong with this bitch?

"You know what playing hard to get is but you dont know anything about the concept of consent? I hope no stallion ever has the displeasure of getting anywhere near you again. Now fuck off, I have a dinner with Chrysalis and your sister."

"As luck wouldst has't t, we art eke heading to meeteth with our sist'r and this f'reign'r."

"You know, I was having a great day before you showed up with your stupid-ass dialect."

She made no attempt to flee from your insults. "As we hath said bef're, we art s'rry. Thy misprise of us is des'rved, and we can only desire yond timeth mends these wounds."

"Just shut up, you're giving me a headache." My mood was thoroughly soured, and as we strolled into the hall, I could see the two other royals enjoying a light conversation.

"Oh, Jacob, we were just talking about you!" Celestia called out. "Chrysalis tells me you were a delight during the negotiations." the changeling queen winked, flicking her tail up.

"Oh no, the pleasure was all mine, honestly. She was a very tight- I mean she had a very tight grasp on what she wanted. We had a long conversation after negotiations ended."

The queen pruned slightly under the compliment. "You flatter me, human. You don't look too bad yourself. The colour palette is great." Ryeing me up as she spoke.

Irately, Luna tried to butt in. "Thee shall ref'r to him as Jacob, wench. Thee has't nay right to addresseth with such familiarity." What is her problem?

Chrysalis scoffed at her."I hardly believe you are in any position to argue that." Turning to me, she smiled. "Anyway, you are to accompany me for an evening in Canterlot. I wish to see the public's opinion of me."

"The queen has spoken. I'll get out of your mane, Celestia." I didn't bother addressing Luna.

After we'd passed out of immediate earshot, Chrysalis smirked. "My, my. I didn't expect you'd be so bold as to outright ignore the moon princess. Might there be a story behind such disrespectful actions?"

"Yeah, she's a fucking psycho. Tried to rape me one time while she was in heat. Only reason she didn't was because Celestia stopped her, but the intent is what matters." My face darkened, "Anyway, I'd prefer not to think about Luna for the rest of my life. You got anything in particular planned?"

"I was told you were escorting me. I assumed you had a plan." I facepalmed. Damnit Celestia.

"Okayyy..." I paused to think for a minute. "There's a donut place downtown. How about there?" I wasn't a fan of donuts, but the guy who runs the place makes a load of different stuff. I know him pretty well, and he's told me a couple of times how tough it is staying relevant in Canterlot.

"Very well. I am interested to try more aspects of pony cuisine." She grimaced at the thought.

"Are you staying yourself or changing?"

"Why would I need to? Ponies and Changelings are now at peace. That should assure then of my good intentions."

"As much as I like the badass way changelings look, I'd prefer we didn't get attacked on the street by angry, viciously xenophobic unicorns" Canterlot is sort of a breeding ground for those types. "Just turn into a pony and keep your colours the same." A gout of green fire bloomed across her form, signaling her change. "Hide your horn or wings too. We shouldn't accidentally create another alicorn when we're out." Her wings disappeared in a smaller burst of flame.

"I have my hooves full with the hive anyway. I shiver to imagine the amount of work Celestia must do to keep her kingdom in line." She flicked a part of her teal mane back, pushing it behind her neck along with the rest of it.

"Oh, you should see the paperwork. She has piles of the stuff as tall as me some days." I laughed remembering the time I switched her cappuccino with decaff. She crashed half way through the annual tax reviews and the Equestrian economy went completely out of wack for a couple of days. Fun times.

"I dread to imagine it." We had reached the main doors of the castle. Two guards aere stationed there, and gave a tiny salute as we exited. "Jacob, I assume from those little drops of lust you carelessly drip means you intend to end this night amicably?"

"Mayyyybe." I looked away, grinning coyly.

"Good. Think of it as a... renewal of our terms." She batted my waist with her tail.

"I would hate to drive a wedge between Equestria and the Hive. I'll do what I must to maintain peace." I solemnly declared, putting a hand to my heart. "Even if it means sacrificing my dignity to a lecherous changeling queen."

She snorted. "Your heroism shall be recorded for the ages, I'm sure."

"The place isn't too far from the castle, so question: Can changelings eat things that aren't love?"

"Of course, but it doesn't hold any nutritional value unless it is lovingly made. Thankfully, ponies somehow always end up loving their talent, so a chef will always will always put his heart into his food. Same goes for the food at family gatherings. Although the love in those is more directed at those ponies in particular."

"Huh. Interesting. My species can't digest grass and hay, but we're omnivorous so it balances out."

"I'm aware. I wasn't completely lying about having eyes on you before our little tryst."

"Really? I thought that was just the set up to get some hot monkey dick."

"Oh, please. You may be... exotic, but that doesn't mean you're the best lay I've ever had. Just the first in several years, since I actually never did anything with Armour. I guarantee I won't be as sensitive next time." Next time... nice.

I mockingly staggered, clutching at my heart. "I've been wounded. I'm... not the best? Like no one ever was?" I straightened out as Chrysalis rolled her eyes at my acting. "Well, I'll change that. Mark my words." I wasn't gonna be second fiddle to anyone.

"I would certainly enjoy watching you try. We're here now, so I would suggest we continue this conversation later." In the bedroom, no doubt.

Approaching the door, I leaned in, using my shoulder to lazily open the door. The pony behind the counter perked up as a pair of new customers slinked through the door. Waving a greeting, I slid into one of the booth seats. Chrysalis looked around the store, before following suit and seating herself across from me.

A pony had stepped up to our table. "What can I get ya?" Pony Joe, the owner of the place had a pen and paper ready as we picked up our menus.

"I'll have what he's having." Chrysalis put the menu down.

"I'll have one of my Eton Messes. How are those selling, by the way?" I slid the menu back onto the table, looking at the confectioner.

Joe picked up the menus, sliding them against his barrel. "Pretty well. It's been a while since you suggested them, and they got quite popular with the nobles." He leaned in towards me. "Hey, who's the mare?"

Chrysalis was looking at me intently, ears perked. "Oh, she's my uhh... marefriend." Joe laughed.

"She got a name?" Fuck's sake I forgot to make up a name, think think think.

"Her name is Crystal List." I blurted getting a giggle from the mare.

"A pleasure to meet you, miss. I'll be back with your order in a minute." The stallion trotted off as Chrysalis smiled cheekily.

"Crystal List. Really? I hoped you'd be more imaginative than that."

"Shush. Like you could've thought of anything better."

"I did. I had several lined up." She turned her nose up.

"Well, would you have minded telling me them when he was asking?"

"Honestly, i just preferred watching you squirm instead." She leaned on a hoof. Sticking her tongue out.

I crossed my arms over dramatically. "That is both cruel and unusual."

"I'd say you know you love it, but I can sense the emotions, so we both know you love it." She paused, looking past me. "Although that might just be the food." From behind me, Joe was approaching with the treats we had ordered.

"What did you call this?" Chrysalis looked down at the bowl of cream, strawberries and meringue. "Eaten mess?"

"Eton mess. It's a dessert from my homeland. I loved this stuff back home and since it doesn't exist in Equestria, I gave joe the recipe for it. He gives me free meals when I come in here as thanks for giving him the recipe first."

"Hmm." The queen took a spoon to the dish, scooping up the fruit and cream. "It... might be quite good. I can't exactly tell whether it's the love that makes it taste amazing or the food itself."

"No biggie. Any ideas for what to do next?"

"I do not know what is available."

"Wanna go back to the castle and review our previous talk on diplomatic relations?"

"Tempting, but I do need to actually accomplish something with this outing. We should ask the ponies of their general opinion towards my kind before we celebrate." I took my time eating.

"Hey, Joe!" I spoke loudly. "What's your opinion on the changelings, you know the creatures that attacked Canterlot a while ago?"

"Well, I imagine they're pretty similar to a normal pony, if that mare you're with is any indication."

"Kinda rude listening in on the conversation, Joe."

He was sweeping behind the counter. "Well, I'm about 5 metres away from you, and the place is silent because you're the only pon- human, who'd come in this late."

"I could wipe his memory if this is a problem." Chrysalis was charging up a spell.

"Chill, Bugbutt. Joe is cool." I turned to the stallion, who was still sweeping. "You aren't about to cause a commotion over it, right?"

"Course not. I get all shapes and sizes in this place. I know better than to make blanket generalisations about non-ponies by now. This place wouldn't be as popular as it is if I didn't."

I booped the queen on the nose, disrupting her concentration. "See? Chill with the horn."

She rubbed her snout, the light fading from her horn. "Fine. If you say he is trustworthy, I shall trust in you. It's not like you could lie to me anyway."

"Eh, I once watched a seventeen year old student fight a gay hundred year old vampire in the middle of a street at night."

"That's obviously a lie!" I shook my head in reply.

"One hundo percent the truth, the vampire even threw a road maintenance vehicle on the kid right after."

"This reminds me of one of those phrases I heard from you: 'I call bullshit'."

I shrugged. "Believe what you wanna believe, queeny." I picked up the last strawberry from my dessert. "Mm, so good. Thanks for the food, Joe." The queen stepped down from the chair. I followed suit.

"Have a good night Jacob." I pushed open the door, letting the queen slip through the gap.

I threw a wave back. "You too, Joe." I slipped off the door, catching up with the disguised changeling.

"So, let's get down to asking ponies." The queen nodded, putting on one of her acts as she trotted up to a group of young ponies.

And that was what we did. Chrysalis asked around Canterlot about the general public opinion and knowledge of Changelings was. I followed her and made sure she didn't murder some of the more 'unwelcoming' nobles.

Chrysalis was seething after a short conversation with a particularly shitheaded unicorn. "Bastard! He called my children vermin! He should be lucky I don't drain him dry of that ugly substitute of love he holds for himself."

"Yeah, I got a similar treatment in the first week or so. They told me to go back to my own home, that kinda stuff." Although I didn't have to deal with the stigma of having attempted to overthrow Celestia, which was a plus.

Chrysalis bared her fangs on irritation, looking towards the various ponies littering the streets of Canterlot. "Let us get back to the castle. I wish to work off some stress."

"Fine by me."

In a flash of green light, we were in one of the castle rooms, I had guessed this was the chamber Celestia had leant her during her stay.

"Clothes off. Now." She undid her transformation, her shiny chitin and dragonfly wings reappearing through the wall of flame.

"A bit more assertive today aren't we?" She threw me onto the bed. "Oof. She really hit a sore spot.

"If you are not able to undress yourself, I shall do it for you." She quickly undid all of the various buttons, getting me naked in record time.

"It would've been hotter if you just tore them off." I quickly had the queen's mound thrust onto my face as she settled across my belly, hooves at the base of my shaft while her long serpentine tongue began coiling around me..

"Worship your queen." She ground herself against my face slightly.

I shrugged mentally, giving into the feeling of her amazing fellatio. After a second of basking, she pushed her ass down onto me.

"I won't ask again." She removed her head from my cock threateningly.

I grabbed her by the hips, attempting to make up for lost time by diving my tongue into her. Blackcurrant. She tasted quite nice, really.

"Better." She resumed her work. God, her little dominant act was so hot. I couldn't wait to wipe that look from her face and leave her a happy, filled mess again.

I grasped at her ass greedily, squeezing and rubbing as I worked, each rough squeeze coaxing a small reaction from her cunt as well as a quiet moan. Searching her dark green insides, I find her clit, and proceed to mercilessly attack. After a while of this, she groaned, tightening her thighs around my head as she came, shaking periodically.

Rubbing herself on my face one last time and smearing a tiny spatter of juices, she pulled off, spinning around as she pushed her head between my thighs once again, "You have earned your reward, human. You now have my full attention."

I grinned, waving my dick near her lips, trying to challenge her. She simply opened her mouth again, engulfed my dick, pulling it down into her throat, swallowing and humming around the tip while her tongue wrapped around the shaft, giving a pseudo handjob as she used the tip to lap at my balls.

It felt like my entire crotch was buzzing with pure sensation, causing me to simply struggle to form sentences on the bed. "F-fuck! Holy shit, Chrissy. You- nrg!" The vibration, the swallowing, the tongue-job. I couldn't keep it in. I let loose a torrent into her throat, and as soon as she noticed that, she pulled off, leaving her lips around the head while her tongue continued lavishing my balls with attention. She suckled hard, trying to vampirishly suck as much from me as possible. She hummed with satisfaction as she gazed up with lidded eyes, gulping down each burst of seed as it came.

After what felt like an eternity of bliss, she pulled herself from me, giving one last kiss to my tip before pulling herself away.

"And what do you say to your benevolent queen, subject?"

"Thank you, you dirty cumslut."

"Hmph. Good enough. We have a lot of time to spend over the next few weeks. I will be quite busy with these diplomatic documents, so I would appreciate having my ambassador there to... fill the holes in my knowledge."

"I'm at your service, Bugbutt. Are you gonna lie down, or do you just wanna stand over my dick for a while?"

She walked over, lifting the covers with her magic and settling herself in. She turned, facing away from me. "I command you to cuddle. Disobeying this order will grant you a fate worse than death."

I sighed. "I guess I have no choice. This vile changeling queen has forced me into non-consensual cuddling."

"Obedience is a virtue. Now cuddle!" She pulled me closer, pulling an arm over her. I chuckled, putting an arm underneath her neck and tightening my grasp, pushing her back to my front. The queen cooed under the attention. "Tasty..."

I shuffled slightly, adjusting myself. It was weird though, I could've sworn I could hear voices.

"Dear, are you sure it's a good idea to visit Canterlot now? I heard that-" the doors to the chamber opened, revealing a pink pony princess and stunned unicorn. "Um, hello Jacob. It's been a while. You're in the wrong room, by the way." Cadence pointed out.

My eyes widened, panic overtaking me. "Okay, Shining, Cadence. I can explain-"

Upon noticing my bed partner, the royals had a collective seizure. The Unicorn charged his horn, causing me to put my hands up in response. "Remember your big boy words, Shining! REMEMBER YOUR BIG BOY WORDS" noticing the spell charging, I leaned over, putting myself in front of Chrysalis. "WAIT, DON'T-" The world went pink.