A Contradictory Affair

I had a choice to make.. And I had just made up my mind..

"...Rainbow Dash...?"

"..Yeah?"

------------------------------------30 minutes earlier-------------

I walked through the hall.. The wedding was in 1 hour.. I was dressed up and ready. Nothing seemed right, I felt something I've never felt, since I was Thirteen, when I ran away, to become an Isolation. I couldn't stay in the town any longer.

I had been met by Twilight who was going to help me get ready. I didn't know much about Weddings, so, I went ahead and asked her. She agreed and we were heading to the Grand hall, to practice.

"I hope shit doesn't happen." Macmillan walked up from behind, startling Twilight.

"I'm hoping Blackwatch doesn't- Nevermind.." I couldn't tell them. not Now.

"..Blackwatch?" They both said in unison, looking at me with confused faces.

"Don't worry about it.." I wanted to just, let it flow away, I couldn't let them know I knew about it. As us 3 walked through the hall, I felt something... Someone I hadn't felt in months.. The presence of, Miss-

"Coming?" Twilight interrupted my thoughts, I can think about it later, for now, I need to get ready.

"Now, since this is a royal wedding, Royalty are usually Unicorns or, Alicorns, never a pure Pegasus, so you're not either, and in Human heritage the Ring goes on your third finger not counting the side one, am I correct?"

"Yes, and it's called a Thumb.." I put my hand up to my face and looked at my thumb, wiggling it..

"Right, now, you will stand here, and Celestia will walk down the isle, while 3 young chosen fillies will throw flowers, in our case, just like my brother's wedding, will be the Crusaders. Now, once this happens, you two will stare at eachother, and Luna will begin to recite the usual stuff. Blah blah blah, do you take this oath.. Then she will ask you do you take Celestia to be your lawfully wedded Wife, then ask Cel-"

"So, it's a traditional Human wedding, except just ponies, horns and oversized rings?"

"Yes, but we've had the Blacksmith make a human tradition ring." Twilight began writing stuff on the clipboard she'd been levatating this entire time.

"Right.."

"Anyways, that's pretty much it.. By the way, I've never seen that piece on you, what is it?"

"Oh, it's a earpiece, a device I can use to talk to other ponies or well, Peo- Hold on I got to take this.." I ran out of the room, pressing the side button.

"Where have you been.."

"Spy..? Or, Dad?"

"Remember, I am not your Father.. I only raised you for years.. Taught you every thing I know.. And made you a Mercenary, that isn't important, Where are YOU.

"This may sound crazy, I haven't found this until now, but, I'm in another world."

"Spy! We all know who you're on ze' phone with! But ze' robots are here!" A german voice yelled through the phone.

"Is that Medic? Tell him I said wassap."

"Zat' is not important, how do I get to this world.. I want you back. Cameren..

"...I found you.." A girl voice said..

"..Miss.."

"Cameren, do not listen to her!

"Cameren..?

Cameren?

Cameren? I pressed the button ending the connection..

"What are you..?"

"Listen, I don't have much time, Helen and Saxton are waiting in the Tank, it's hard enough keeping Saxton from bashing all these Ponies, Your well, 'Father' is in big trouble, we need, Super-Spy back.." The woman said, as she held the clip board in her hands.

"I told you, Mercing is not my thing anymore, I swore I'd never do it again even if MY life was on the line."

"If you won't do it for yourself, or your 'Father' Do it for me.." The lady then gave him a kiss on the cheek.

"Jessie... Miss Pauling, you know that I can't be with you anymore, I'm getting married to a Princess today.."

"I know, everybody won't SHUT UP, About it.. Anyways, we still had something. I am waiting for you, just in case this all falls out.."

"I have another Mare, but I'll look you up if I intend on going back to earth."

"But.. ATLEAST THINK ABOUT IT!" After she said that, I remained silent.

"I'll be outside, If you don't come out in 20 minutes we're leaving." Jessie ran out, as she opened the main door, alot of yelling could be heard..

"Who was that.." Rainbow Dash flew in the window.

"Dash, you're the first person I wanted to talk to.. That was Jessie, an old girlfriend and boss of mine.. And.. I was a Mercenary, trained by the man who raised me since I was 13..." I looked through the window, as I began to go through a flashback.

"I AM OLD NICK! THE SPIRIT OF AUSTRAILIAN CHRISTMAS!" Old Nick yelled

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"As a question.. How much MORE trouble would we be in if all the Children got abducted?" A french accented man said, as he was smoking a cigarette

"Spy. Take. Care. Of. This. NOW..

"Mister?"

"Hmm?"

"I'm scared.."

"Here.. Hold this." Spy gave him the phone, as he kneeled down plucking a cicle off of the bottom of the cold phone booth.

-

"Wrapping Paper? You plan to stop me with WRAPPING PAPER?!" Old nick began to laugh.

"You bet buddy boy." A Boston Accented man said, as he plucked an ordiment off of the Tree, throwing it in the air, hitting it.

"RAAAAGH!" The oridment hit Old Nick's Eye, causing him to bleed.

"Well.. Look which hoodlums weren't smart enough to run.." Old Nick picked up a small boy and a teen

"Trust me Old Boinky, those are NOT the kids you want to kidnap." The man said as he held a smile. While the Teen kicked Nick in the Balls, he threw him on the ground, he then snapped the little boys neck, as the cicle rolled toward the teen..

"Well, my workshop usually requires 50 children to run.. But this one will have to work VERY hard.." Old Nick turned around for a second, the Teen took his chance to grab the Cicle.. Just in time, Old Nick turned around and picked him up. The Teen looked at the man with the Army hat who held another man who's wife was crying.. He was motioning him to stab his Neck..

"Here goes nothing.." He said to himself, as he stabbed Old Nick in the neck.

"RAAAAAGHHHH." Old Nick grabbed his neck, as the boy ran down.

"Heh, Spy I've seen you stab, like, A million guys! And that, was my favorite." The Boston Accented man, said.

"Spy..?"

"Here, they are.. The men, who saved Smissmas." The Masked guy walked back in.. As the teen boy ran out of the room..

"...I stabbed a guy.." I said, as the Masked man sat down beside me.

"Yes.."

"It felt awesome, but at the same time, retarded."

"Yes... Say, where are your parents?"

"I don't have any, I ran away. Too much shit at home. I work here, at the mall.." I looked down, I missed home.

"How about, you come down to the Gravel pit, with me, if you thought Stabbing people felt good, you should try my job. Disguise, shoot, stab, sap. It's all the same."

"Sounds like you got it made."

"Besides the mass amount of money I make, it almost isn't worth it."

"Come on. I've got to go." The masked man and me got up and we walked to the Helicopter with her waiting, she was the most beautiful thing I ever saw.

"And that's it, Spy took me in and trained me to do all the things he does. I eventually quit, because it was hell..:" I pulled something out of my back pocket, the first time I had held it for real, in years..

"What's that..?" Dash said, as I pressed the yellow button inside the case, smoke began to surround me.

"Pop Quiz! How long does it take to beat a moron to death? BEEEGH, Time's up you're dead." I said, in a new voice, as the smoke began to fade, I looked exactly like Scout. A fast running, flag capping annoyance. Smoke began to entrail me once again, I was soon enough myself..

"What."

"It's a disguise kit. It was given to me the first day on my quote on quote, job."

"Right.." Dash flew up and began frowning.

I had a choice to make.. And I had just made up my mind..

"...Rainbow Dash...?"

"..Yeah?"

"My decision is.."

CLIFFHANGERED.

What will Cameren's choice be?

What will Miss Pauling or Celestia think of it?

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