Everything goes absolutely and completely Wrong

It all started off with...
Um...
I can't remember...

Wow.
Everything is going so poorly, that I, the Narrator, start off with a problem.
Anyway, *ahem, ahem* now, the story starts off with a certain purple unicorn waking up...

"SPIKE! DID YOU LEAVE THE ANTI-MATTER MICROWAVE ON LAST NIGHT?!" yelled Twilight Sparkle. She woke up to find that the kitchen had been devoured by a black hole named Tom, who seemed to always come when someone had left the anti-matter microwave on for too long.

"Sorry Twilight, I was watching a movie, and I wanted some popcorn," said Spike.

"Don't worry, I just need to repair the kitchen." said Twilight Sparkle,
"Welp, time to go on the next adventure!"

"Okay, have fun! I will be upstairs, see you later," said Spike.

Five minutes later...

"I HAVE TO DO AN EXAM ON THE EFFECTS OF DARK MAGIC! AND I'M NOT READY!!!" shouted Twilight Sparkle,

"Ohhhhh no," whispered Spike,

"Aha! If i use dark magic, I can know the effects of dark magic! It's the perfect plan!" said Twilight Sparkle,

"This is gonna be a long day," said Spike. He sighed, knowing the chaos that was yet to come...

"Wait, what about Pinkie Pie?" said the Narrator's friend, "Oh fine, wouldn't be any harm learning about her morning."

Pinkie Pie woke up groggily, however she was excited to make her most favorite food...

Cupcakes of course!
However, making cupcakes is a dangerous task, with the most rare ingredients, some even found in the Everfree Forest! But Pinkie was prepared for the task. However, making cupcakes is not a task to do alone, who should she come with?

She pondered with this thought for awhile and decided to go to Rainbow Dash, because of her excellent flying skills. She went in a hot air balloon to Cloudsdale, however it took her a while, as she went in the wrong direction fifty times.

She went towards Rainbow Dash giant Mansion, only to learn that the door was locked. "Oh well, guess i better find her later!" said Pinkie Pie, as she realized that her hot air balloon had flown away without her.

"What about Applejack?" said the Narrator's friend, "Oh fine, if you want."

Applejack had done hard work the day before, so she was pretty tired when she woke up. "I'm going to take a nap," said Applejack, not noticing what she said, she got up to make breakfast, she was going to make pancakes that day.

"First, add three eggs," read Applejack, she put in three whole eggs into the mixing bowl, "then add a spoon of milk." she read. Applejack added small carton of milk and placed it on top of a spoon, she then dropped the spoon into the mix.

"Then add flour." she read again, she added some flowers into the mixing bowl, she skipped over a important part of the recipe, and accidently started reading Pinkie Pie's Cupcakes recipe, "then bake for an hour." she read, she put a ten hour timer on the oven,,

Two hours later...

"Why do i smell smoke?" said Applejack.

"What about Rarity?" said the Narrator's friend,

Oh well, if you say so...

it was a dark and stormy morning...
"OF ALL THE THINGS THAT HAPPENED TODAY, THIS IS THE WORST. POSSIBLE. THING!" said Rarity,

"Why?" said Fluttershy,

"THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH!"

"AHHHHHHH!" screamed Fluttershy,

"YES 'AHHHH!' I HAVE TO REMAKE MY DRESS FROM SCRACH!"

"OH NO! THAT'S TERRIBLE! BUT THIS IS REALLY HURTING MY THROAT, CAN WE STOP SHOUTING NOW?"

"Of course, Fluttershy,"

"Also, all my animal friends are running away from me, and it's really upsetting because they usally don't mind being around me. But now they do!"

"OF ALL THE THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED TODAY, THAT IS THE WORST. POSSIBLE. THING!" yelled Rarity,

"YEAH!" shouted Fluttershy.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Ponyville...

"There are not enough MUFFINS! Do you know how much boss likes muffins? We are going to be fired!" shouted one of the mail ponies.

Suddenly, a mare in a tuxedo, tophat, and sunglasses, busted through the door, with a muffin in one hoof, and a... muffin in the other, took off her sunglasses to reveal...

"Muffin?" said innocent Derpy, generously offering a muffin to each of the mail ponies. However, one of the muffins dropped off of her hoof and toppled onto a duplicater. Then it started to rain muffins (this would have been a muffin dream for Derpy).

But the favourite food of the magic sharks in the river of Ponyville, is muffins. As Derpy watched magic sharks soar through the sky, she knew that this was gonna be a long day.

"Sister, the Sun is refusing to get up, can you send the Moon to talk to it?" said Celestia.

"Sorry sister, the Moon is refusing to rise as well," said Luna.

Celestia and Luna were in the Mane Hall, there were flowers inside pots between the curtains, and the curtains were made of magic silk, and the doors were made of solid gold.

"How are we supposed to do our jobs if we can't do them?!" said Celestia.

"I don't know."

"Spike! I found the most horrible dark magic, but I'm going to need your help to cast it." said Twilight Sparkle.

"I dunno Twilight, this seems like a bad idea on all levels," said Spike.

Meanwhile, at the Boutique...

"OF ALL THE THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED TODAY, THIS IS THE WORST. POSSIBLE. THING!" said Rarity,

"YEAH!" said Fluttershy,

Meanwhile, at Sweet Apple Acres...

"Hey, what's with the Fire?" said Applejack.

Meanwhile, at Cloudsdale...

"HOW AM I GONNA GET BACK TO PONYVILLE?!" said Pinkie Pie.

Meanwhile, at the Ponyville post office...

"Oopsies!" said Derpy.

Meanwhile, at Canterlot...

"HOW ARE WE GONNA DO OUR JOB?!" shouted Luna.

"HOW DO YOU THINK WE ARE GOING TO DO OUR JOB?!" shouted Celestia.

"I DON'T KNOW! DO YOU?!" shouted Luna.

"NO! I DON'T!" shouted Celestia.

"Well, let's look in the library!"

"Good idea!"

They went into the library, to find a book on dark magic, "Wait, is this the book of dark magic? Let's read it!" said Celestia, "spell of ice cream depletion that's not it! the spell of sun and moon stopping, aha! That's it!" said Celestia, she read further, "Wait! There is no counterspell?! And the only one who can stop it is the one who cast it?! How are we gonna stop this now!?"

"I have no idea." said Luna.