Everything goes absolutely and completely Wrong

by Randomspagetti

The Noon

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It all continues with Twilight Sparkle's day...

"Spike! If the princess learns that I have used dark magic, she might banish me from Equestria!" said Twilight Sparkle.

"Actually, last time you did something bad, she didn't banish you, so you are probably fine, " said Spike.

"Yeah, but this is really bad! Dark magic, WOULD banish you from Equestria," said Twilight Sparkle. Celestia's royal guards knocked down the door, they were both pegasus, and had gold armor.

"Princess Twilight Sparkle, if you see someone casting dark magic please tell us."

"Why though?" said Spike, because of the expressions on their faces. He could tell they didn't know how to respond, "okay then, bye!" said Spike,
They left the room.

"Um, why are there magic sharks outside the castle?" asked Twilight Sparkle.

"No idea."

Meanwhile, at Cloudsdale...

"Oh hi Pinkie, what are you doing here?" said Rainbow Dash.

"I got stuck up here when I came to ask if you wanted to make some cupcakes!" said Pinkie Pie.

"Okay, want a ride down to Ponyville?" she asked.

"Sure!"

Rainbow Dash started flying Pinkie Pie down to Ponyville.
"So... How... Are you... Doing?" asked Rainbow Dash, awkwardly.
Suddenly, she accidentally flew into a mountain.

BAM.

"Youch! That hurt!" exclaimed Rainbow Dash. She got very dizzy and fell to the ground, luckily, right inside Ponyville.

"Well, here's your next stop-" said Rainbow Dash, flying away.

"WAIT!" Pinkie interrupted. Rainbow Dash came to a stop at the sound.

"What is it Pinkie?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"I came up to Cloudsdale to make cupcakes with you! Would you like some?!" said Pinkie Pie, holding a cupcake with blue sprinkles and icing.

"Sure Pinkie!, I would love one!" Rainbow Dash ate the cupcake.

"So, what do we do now?" asked Rainbow Dash.

"Now," her voice took on a darker tone rather then it's cheery one...

"WE GO ON A EPIC ADVENTURE FOR CUPCAKE INGREDIENTS!" shouted Pinkie Pie. Her cheery tone resumed, "BUT FIRST, LUNCH!" she said. Rainbow Dash realized that she was really hungry, so they went to the cafe.

Meanwhile, at the Carousel Boutique...

"Oh this is most simply DREADFUL!" said Rarity, on a fainting couch.

"I have to agree Rarity, but first, have you considered lunch?" asked Fluttershy.

"No, but now that i think about it, I do feel awfully hungry at the moment," she said.

"Let's go to the donut shop, if that's okay with you," said Fluttershy.

"That sounds simply delightful! However, I do think that we should work on this dress afterwards, what do you think?" said Rarity.

"Good idea! Let's go! I have a map of Ponyville so we don't get lost. I'm going to lead the way if that's okay with you," she said.

"Okay!" said Rarity.

The cafe was full of customers, all because there was a new special flavor on the menu, "super blueberry lemon surprise!" However, Rarity's favorite was something else, and Fluttershy just didn't really go to the donut shop as of late, so they all decided to go and get one "super sugar filling donut" and one "lemon pop donut."

"Hello, can I have one super sugar filling donut, and one lemon pop donut?" said Rarity.

"Sorry, we are all out of those flavors today," said the donut seller.

"WHAT?! YOU NEVER RUN OUT OF THOSE FLAVORS!" yelled Rarity.

"I'm sorry, just seems customers enjoy those flavors most," the donut seller shrugged.

Meanwhile, at Sweet Apple Acres...

Applejack was having a hard day, she had already failed at breakfast, and she had to make lunch. She decided to make a sandwich, so she read a cookbook, "first add a slice of bread," "shred? Oh! It must mean spaghetti!" she said, she added some spaghetti to the plate, "then add a tomato," she added a whole tomato, "then add a piece of cheese," it looked blurry. "Oh! It must mean 'then add a piece of pizza!'" she added a piece of pizza to the bowl, "then add lettuce."

"Ah! That must mean at a piece of paper!" she added that, and more spaghetti.

"Um, I'm not sure if that's edible."

Meanwhile, at the Equestrian Post Office...

"Um, boss?" said the mail ponies.

"What is it?" asked Derpy. She had gotten into some bad situations, but this one had got to be one of the worst.

"We are hungry, can we go get some lunch?" they inquired.

"Sure," said Derpy, "can I come?"

"Yeah!" they said, in chorus.

"Sadly, we have to fix the magic shark problem." The mail ponies smiles instantly vanished.

"Okay..." they said.

'This can't be too hard, right?' Derpy thought, 'Yeah, I just have to stop thousands of magic sharks. By myself.'

Meanwhile at the Royal Canterlot Castle...

"HOW CAN WE STOP THE ONE DOING THIS, IF WE DON'T KNOW WHO'S RESPONSIBLE?" shouted Luna.

"I don't know! Wouldn't they like, reveal themselves, or be like 'hey! We are evil! if you don't give up Equestria, we will (insert villain plan here)' wouldn't they do that?" said Celestia.

"Sister, some villains choose to be more... secretive, with their plans. Not every villain is going to go to our castle and say 'muhahaha! i'm evil! give up Equestria or I will (insert villain plan here)' it's just not predictable!" said Luna.

"I guess that's true, sister, we may just have to wait. In the meantime I am making pancakes now."

At the castle, Twilight and Spike are considering...

"Spike! We might be sent to the Canterlot dungeons! OR WORSE! THE MOON!" said Twilight Sparkle.

"Twilight! it's going to be fine!"

"NO IT'S NOT!!!"

Meanwhile, at the cafe...

"I'm so dizzy..." said Rainbow Dash.

"Don't worry it's fine!" said Pinkie Pie.

Meanwhile, at the donut shop...

"WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE FLAVORS WE WANT THAT ARE RUNNING OUT?!" shouted Rarity.

"I don't know, but it's sure inconvenient," said Fluttershy.

Meanwhile, at Sweet Apple Acres...

"WHY CAN'T I MAKE A DECENT LUNCH?!"

Meanwhile, at the center of Ponyville...

"Um... well this is a problem" said Derpy.

The rest of the mail ponies sighed, "it sure is."

Meanwhile at the royal Canterlot castle...

"This is not good! We need to protect Equestria sister!" said Celestia.

"I need pancakes right now to protect anything," Luna sighed.


Author's Note

Hope you enjoyed this chapter!

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