Displaced: Adventures In Equestria

I had lived in Ponyville for about a few weeks now. Princess Twilight allowed me to live next to the castle in Ponyville.

With nothing better to do, I transformed into my alt-form, which was a blue and red Peterbilt 389, and drove off to a secluded area. Earlier in the week, I was visited by a Void Dweller, who told me that I was one of the Displaced (and his appearance scared the shit out of me), which means dimensionally-misplaced. He explained to me that I had to make a token so that I could reach other Displaced and help them and vice-versa. He also explained the Theory of the Multiverse to me and broke it down so that I understood him better.

Once I got there, I transformed back into my bipedal form and got straight to work. So I made a minature Allspark, cube-shaped and everything, including the hieroglyphs." I recorded my message.

"I... am Optimus Prime. Last of the Primes; the Last Knight of Cybertron. Protector of ponies. To summon me, press the top of the cube and say: "Optimus Prime, do you read me?" I am here. I... am waiting."

I then used a piece of machinery that allowed me to duplicate it so that I could distribute it across the Multiverse. I then used another machine to create a Multiverse portal where I tossed the duplicated cube-tokens and I dumped all but one in. For effect, I threw the last one in and sealed the portal.

Back on Earth, a random Wal-Mart blew up in a great ball of fire for no goddamned reason at all. Thankfully no one was there when it happened. The management, plus the Wal-Mart employees, arrived confused as to why the hell it happened.