Okay I'm pretty sure you heard this story before, but lets go over it again.

My name is Hazel Jones and was at comic con cosplaying as an Eldar Farseer from Warhammer 40k. I like the Eldar, I see them as a badass alien race that's near extinction. Also the dark Eldar are cool as well but you know, they're the dark Eldar.

Anyways when I put on my costume I realised that I forgot the spear for my costume and it's still at home. So when I found the merchant from Resident evil four with a singing spear at his stall, I went over to buy it from him. It was really cheap too, it only cost around ten dollars.

But I suddenly appeared in a land called Equestria, where Ponies are the dominant species and humans are slaves. Even worse is that I'm now an over emotional Eldar who's loosing her humanity everyday.

Sort of inspired by psychic awakening and kill team.