Starswirls Quick Clop Compilation

“…and that’s the whole story sugarcube. If’n Ah wanna keep mah farm Ah’ve gotta come up with 1500 bits before the month is out. Ah don’t have that kinda scratch laying around to just give out to the tax adjustor so Ah’m screwed. Ah can’t tell mah family about it, Big Mac is sensitive and can’t handle the management end of things. Applebloom is way too young and Granny Smith is just too old to handle the stress. Ah just had to tell somepony about all this an’ you were the first to come to mind.”

Pinkie Pie scratched her chin with a hoof as the blonde farm pony finished her tale. “You’ve got yourself one dilly of a pickle there AJ! Have you thought up ways to get the money yet?”

Applejack sighed. ”Ah’ve thought about it forward and back and just can’t come up with anything! The apples are nowhere near ready for a big enough harvest, zap apple jam is way too far in comin’ and cider season is still way too far away. Ah could pick up some extra work around town but mah family would notice and there isn’t that big a demand for help all by mahself here in the town proper. Oh Pinkie I’m gonna be homeless.”

“What about our friends? I’m sure there’s something we can all do if we work together. Besides, Twilight is the smartiest pansiest of us all, I know she’ll think of something.”

“That won’t do Pinks, she’ll go and wright to the princess about waving her horn and changing things and Ah’m not gonna sit back and have royalty fixin’ all mah problems! We Apples have done everything by hoof for as long as there have been Apples, and Ah ain’t about to change that. Ah’ll just have to think on it some more I suppose.”

Pinkie stood up from the cushion she was sitting on and walked over to a chest at the edge of her room. Before the orange earth pony had knocked on her door frantically and demanded she swear herself to secrecy, she had gotten quite the combo. Ear twitch, knee itch, tail shake, eye flutter. Somepony was going to need bits in a hurry. Reaching a hoof into her mane she searched around until she finally found what she was looking for.

“Uh, Pinkie? What’re you doing?” the orange Apple inquired.

Pinkie pulled out a small key and unlocked the chest, and pulled out various party decorations. The party pony removed a smaller chest, bringing it over to her friend and opening it.

“How in the hay do you have so many bits Pinkie?!” There before her in the box was a startling amount of money. “There must be close ta’ 2000 bits in here!”

Pinkie just smiled. “There’s two thousand eight hundred and fifty-six at last count. I had more but I kinda exploded the ovens last week and had to have them replaced. Mr. Cake would’ve been reaaaalllly angry and made that red face where his eyes change color if I hadn’t.”

“But..but how! You throw parties all the time out of your own pocket!” AJ said incredulously. This was more than the farm made during a particularly excellent harvest.

“It’s simple really, after I got my degree in mechanical engineering at University of Manehatten, my professors taught me about a cool thing called a patent! Everything I make I just fill out some forms and send it off to Canterlot and poof! When anypony uses my design I make money. I also charge for my non-Pinkie parties too so I get to save up a lot! This is my spare change chest.”

Applejacks mind was blank. Pinkies work ethic rivaled her own or even Rarity, and yet she didn’t need to work a day in her life if she didn’t want to. None of that mattered however, she would be damned to Tartarus if she’d take the party ponies money.

“It’s kind and all of ya’ to show me this ain’t gonna help me save the farm.”

Pinkie looked at her fellow element as though she had just said she hated parties. Not possible. “What are you talking about Applejack? You need money, I have money, what’s a couple of bits between friends?” She gasped so dramatically Rarity would have been proud. “Are you saying we’re not friends anymore? There are better ways to say you don’t want to be friends with somepony than coming to their house and sharing your darkest secret y’know!”

The farmpony shook her head. “No, it’s nothin’ like that sugarcube. Ah can’t take it because Ah didn’t earn it. An’ its not a couple of bits, it’s fifteen hundred! Ah’ll never be able to pay that back in a decent time.”

“Well, you could always earn it from me. I’ve got something you could do that comes out to just a little over 1500 bits.”

AJ started then readjusted her hat. “Well, what is it? Don’t leave me hangin’ here sugarcube!”

She hopped over to the bed and landed with a flop. “You could stay the night, we can have sex any way I can think of, then you can go home and save the farm! Everypony wins, right? I think that’s still the going rate in Canterlot anyway.”
Applejack reared back angrily on her hind legs and stomped the floor with all her applebucking might. Dropping her voice to its deadliest register she glared as she spoke. “I’m noponys whorse Pinkamena Diane Pie, not you, not nopony.” She turned to go.

“Relax Jackie! Don’t be such a silly filly! I know you won’t just take the money, so I’m asking for an exchange of services! Besides, me and Dashie we’re gonna ask you to join us for a super special party anyway, and if you said yes it would have been free. At least this way you save the farm, we both have lots of super duper extra mega fun, and we don’t even have to talk about it ever. The only ponies that know will be you and me and that’s how you wanted it to be anyway, remember? Now, do you wanna party with Pinkie and have a farm or go home empty hoofed with no fun?”

Applejack stopped walking towards the door as Pinkie spoke. On one hoof, she wasn’t a whorse. Fillies that traded sex for money cared nothing about themselves, at least, that’s what Granny always said. Then again, it’d be just between them and she’d never have to do it or think about it again and it would all go away. If she was going to have sex, at least it was with a pony she had love for and trusted with her life. There were worse things than being intimate with Pinkie Pie. To be honest this was her best chance at making everything go away before her family ever got wind of it. She knew what she had to do. Removing her hat and placing it gently by the door, the orange earth pony walked over to the bed with a weary sigh. “What do Ah need to do sugarcube?”

-Time-

“First things first silly filly is stop being so tense! We don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do Jackie. You can just take the money y’know.”

“Ah can’t and you know it Pinks. Ah earn mah keep fair and square and well…Ah could do a lot worse than a night with one of mah best friends who I already love.”

Pinkie smiled then. Not her usual ear splitting grin but a soft smile that made her blue eyes sparkle in the light. “I love you too Jackie, that’s the only reason I want this so much.”

Applejack pushed Pinkie down onto the soft mattress and placed a soft nip on the shell of her right ear. “We can do this…but I gotta go at my pace first, okay?”

The pink party pony practically panted as the orange farmers’ breath tickled the inside of her ear. “No p-problem Jackie, take as long as you need.”

The other mare ran her hoof over her lovers’ chest, exploring the newfound sensation of her friends skin. She reached and placed a chaste kiss on Pinkies lips, marveling at the sensation. Feeling bolder, she pressed her lips harder against the pink mares and felt her mouth open on its own accord as her tongue was captured. Not willing to let go of the reigns so easily Applejack took charge and gently suckled the sensitive organ. Pinkie tasted faintly of sugar and something else the farmpony couldn’t quite put a hoof on.

Breaking the kiss, the orange Apple placed kisses along the bakers jaw line and nipped playfully at her exposed neck. “Ooh Jackie, do that again!” Applejack obliged.

Her hoof continued to explore rubbing down the soft stomach and spreading apart pink thighs. AJ sat back and took in the sight before her. She had always thought of Pinkie as cute, she would be among the first to compliment one of her friends for looking good but this was the first time she’d ever looked in a sexual way. What she saw took her breath away. The look in the bakers’ eyes was smoky and she was biting her lip gently. Applejacks eyes roamed down the bounty before her and rested on the slightly darker pink glistening slit standing out like an alluring exclamation mark. Taking a deep breath she positioned herself between Pinkies legs and inhaled her unique scent. The other mare shuddered at the close contact. “D-don’t tease me Jackie…”

Apples didn’t do anything halfway, so with that encouragement she dove in, the orange mares tongue trying to taste everything at once. The sweet juices flowing into her were like nothing she had ever tasted before. Sugar, cinnamon, and the undeniable taste of Pinkie assaulted her senses and she had to have more. She felt hooves grab her head and drive her tongue further into the pink mares’ inner depths. Reaching a hoof up she gently flicked the small nub at the top of her partners folds.

“Oooooh A-applejack!!” Pinkie screamed as her muscles tightened, unleashing a tidal wave of pleasure. Fluid gushed into the orange mares waiting mouth. Pinkie convulsed as the orgasm racked her body, moaning as she came. Climbing up to her partners’ side, Applejack placed light kisses on the party pony’s cheek and held her as she came down from her high.

“That was amazing Jackie! If I’d have known you could do that with your tongue I’d have asked you for a private party ages ago!”

Applejack smirked. Even though things had started off strange she was still satisfied at a job well done. One small thing still bothered her about the whole arrangement though.

“Pinkie, I have a question for ya’ and if’n you tell me true, I won’t say another word about this whole business tonight.”

“Hmm?”

“How do you know what the going rate in Canterlot for this sorta thing is?”

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A/N: This is my very first attempt at anything remotely near a full length fic. I didn't have time to edit so any feedback is greatly appreciated!