Starswirls Quick Clop Compilation

Twilight Sparkle smiled at the sight before her. She and her five best friends were arranged in a circle on the floor of her library loft on sleeping bags, each in varying degrees of intoxication. It had taken weeks of planning, but each of the busy mares had finally found a way to clear their schedules for a sleepover. It was Rainbow Dash's idea to add alcohol into the mix and after debate and research on the purple mare’s part, she agreed. The librarian floated her glass of wine up to her lips and took a sip before tuning back in to the ongoing conversation that she never would have imagined having.

“So then, you guys won't believe this, he came early again! WHOOSH, all over my favorite sheets with the balloons and streamers! I didn't even touch him! Seriously, if you ever think Thunderlane is cute trust me he's not worth it.” Pinkie frowned. “I didn't even get to any sexy touchies in before he ran away.”

Rainbow Dash fell to the floor with her signature guffaw. “I told ya' Pinks he was a loser! I figured he bucked like flies!”

“Oh my, how embarrassing...”

“Really Pinkie, if you think that is bad you should hear how Prince Blueblood is.” Rarity said with a toss of her beautiful mane. “Honestly, I've never seen a more disappointing stallion in all my life.”

“But I thought you hadn't seen him since the gala Rarity?” Twilight asked.

“Well you see when I was in Canterlot before your birthday, I attended several functions and he and I got to talking. He is a truly repulsive creature, but alcohol will make a mare do some silly things. We had gone to his chambers to become more...acquainted if you will and then he looks me straight in the eye and asks me to...oh I don't even know how to say this! It’s so vulgar!” she raised a foreleg to her head and paused for dramatic effect.

Ten pairs of eyes were glued to the white fashionista as she cracked an eye to make sure her story was being followed. “He asked me to insert my horn into his backside for Celestia's sake! Not only that, he wanted me to use my magic to choke him at the same time! According to him, it was the only way he could finish.” She shuddered. “I'm not one to discriminate against eccentric tastes but you do not ask a lady such things on your first dalliance!”

The whole group chuckled at that. “The biggest problem with that story Rare is that Blueblood’s a jerk! 'Sides, ain't that painful to a unicorn ta' put yer horn in something that tight?”

“Actually the horn acts as a pleasure receptor because of our sensitivity to magic. It’s true that we can feel pain in it, but the squeezing sensation is more akin to that of male anatomy when inserted.” Twilight spoke without thinking. Once she realized what she had said she took another drink of wine to hide her blush.

Rainbow Dash's grin almost split her face in two. “Just how do you know that?”

Twilight took a moment to ponder her response. They were already too far into embarrassing stories to back out now. She knew she could trust these ponies with her life so a little bit of good nature laughing wouldn't hurt.

“Well I've tried it with Cheerilee and I have to say it feels pretty good.” The gasps were deafening.

“CHEERILEE?!” the group shouted in unison. Twilight gave a small chuckle.

“Yes, she and I have been having casual encounters since the winter wrap up party.”

“That’s almost a whole year.” Fluttershy squeaked, hiding her deep blush behind her mane.

“Beggin’ yer pardon Twi, but Ah’m never gonna be able to look her in the eye when we have meetings again!”

“Not surprising the egghead gets down with the schoolteacher, bwa hahaha!”

“Is she good in the sack?” Everypony glanced from Pinkie to Twilight.

“Well, she’s very amazing. I’ve learned lots of things I wouldn’t have thought intercourse could involve.” She stared intently into her cup. “She can also suck a horn like nopony’s business…”

“What’d you do, read the eggheads guide to sex? Or better yet, you wrote the princess and asked for advice!”

Twilight glared. “I’ll have you know that I haven’t gotten any complaints! I’m quite the amazing lover according to her. Also I’d rather die than ask the princess about something like that!”

“C’mon, she’s been around since dirt was new! She’s gotta be freaky good in bed.”

Twilight shuddered. “I don’t even want to imagine something like that, she’s my mentor.”

“Aw shucks sugarcube, that don’t stop her from being attractive. I wouldn’t mind takin’ that for a ride just to see what it’d be like.”

“She does have some very impressive wings…I think she’d be sweet and gentle and nice.”

“Can you imagine how glamorous it would be? A tryst with royalty! A tete-a-tete with the princess would be simply divine. Although I must agree with Rainbow Dash, she probably invented lovemaking. She has to be able to do things that nopony could dream of.”

“Just stop! I don’t want to hear ANOTHER. WORD.” Twilight’s ears felt as though they were going to burn right off. “This part of the conversation never happened.”

“So how do you and Cheerilee get it on? Do you use magic or something?”

“Is that safe? Ah don’t know if I could have magic worked on me while gettin’ it on. No offense meant to any unicorns in the room or anything.”

“Well the magic I use is low level transformation and illusion mostly. It’s pretty rare that I use more advanced schools like levitation. When magic penetrates the body it’s at the complete will of the user so it’s completely safe as long as they keep control.”

“Woah woah woah, you can do that Twily? That sounds super duper funnerific! I wouldn’t mind taking that for a test ride.”

The quiet that enveloped the room was only punctuated by the sounds of four friends sipping their drinks and looking anywhere but at the pink and purple mares in the room. Twilight’s dark coat could in no way hide the blush stealing its way over her whole body. Although each of them had been drinking since the evening started, the hazy look in the pink baker’s eyes was gone and instead the look she gave the librarian could only be described as pure sex. Twilight had seen it many a time before, usually right before Cheerilee pounced. The two mares did have an open relationship, after all the scholarly pony could understand the biological need to investigate urges. This was an open proposition however in front of all of their friends. What would they think? Pinkie wasn’t going to wait for her to make up her mind.

The pink party pony walked over, swaying her hips alluringly as she came. Stopping in front of the magician she looked over her shoulder at the rest of their friends who were watching in rapt fascination and threw a wink; then she pounced. Pushing Twilight over Pinkie pressed their muzzles together for a passionate kiss. She ran her hooves through the purple and pink mane and gasped as the other mare finally responded by pushing her tongue into the pink pony’s mouth. The taste of sweets mingled with the flavor of alcohol as the two dueled for control. The rest of their friends just stared in wonder at the events take place in front of them. Applejacks breath caught in her throat as the pink pony’s hooves began to wander down her friend’s body. Part of her wanted to stop the scene unfolding before her but she couldn’t bring herself to move. Rarity was faring no better as she watched Pinkie move her way down Twilights body. Fluttershy unconsciously leaned forward for a better view. She had never seen anything quite like this before, and even her wildest imaginings could not compare to the way Pinkie’s tongue ran over the librarians’ stomach or the small whimpers the actions elicited. Rainbow Dash’s wings stood on end as she took in the sights before her. A light blush spread across her muzzle as she rubbed her thighs together unconsciously trying to rid her of the growing heat.

Pinkie broke the kiss and reached between Twilight’s haunches, breathing deeply of the fragrant smell of the magicians love juices. Sticking her hoof out she parted the purple mares folds and stuck her tongue out, tasting the clear liquid. Twilight moaned in the back of her throat as she was overwhelmed with the tingling pleasure sensations. She opened her eyes and looked around at the rest of her friends enjoying the show. This had all started with them wanting to know what it was that made her so great in the bedroom, and she was going to show them. Pushing the pleasure she was receiving from the front of her mind she split her concentration into five parts and put her magic to work. Pinkie’s work stopped for a moment as she gasped, the feeling of a stallion mounting her a complete surprise. Glancing back she was met with the sight of a magenta magical apparition taking the part of a stallion with a perfectly sized erection pressed against her folds. In one swift motion, the magical phallus penetrated, filling her up and pushing her muzzle back into Twilight’s folds.

Across the room similar magical constructs were approaching the rest of their friends. Rainbow Dash had a mare caressing her wings in just the right places while a stallion roughly pulled Applejacks legs open. Rarity was being massaged by another stallion construct and a mare nibbled on the outside of Fluttershy’s delicate ears. Pinkie continued to lap at Twilight’s folds with renewed vigor as the magical stallion pounded her mercilessly. She swirled her tongue across the purple magicians’ clit and was rewarded with several loud moans. Rarity and Applejack had both been mounted and the actions of their partners couldn’t be more different. The white mare was being taken in a delicate manner, whereas the farmpony was being pounded into roughly. Fluttershy moaned loudly as the magical tongue flicked her clit repeatedly, driving her to new heights of passion. Rainbow Dash was being eaten from behind, punctuated by repeated smacks to her cutie marks.

The tension in the room was so thick it could be cut with a knife. The only sounds to be heard were the moans of various mares in the throes of passion. With a flare of horn the dam bursts and screams filled the air as one by one each of the six friends reached orgasm. Rainbow Dash’s wings quivered as she collapsed to the floor completely spent. Fluttershy let out a high pitch scream that could only be described as ear piercing as she rode her high. Rarity shuddered around her magical mate as she came, digging her hooves into the broad muscular back above her. Applejack shivered and let out a loud “Yee-Haw!” as she reached her peak.

Pinkie Pie’s hindquarters were still being assaulted as she came. Her concentration on Twilight never faltered as she continually plunged her tongue into the purple mare below her drinking in the delicious flavor. Twilight moaned once more and shuddered, letting her magic about the room dissipate as Pinkie slumped down. Taking a moment to catch her breath she pulled the party pony up and kissed her deeply.

“Damn Twi! That was amazing! My feathers haven’t ever been touched like that.”

“Oh….my…..”

“Ah haven’t had my itches scratched like that in Celestia knows how long!”

“That was simply divine, how did you know I would like it like that darling?”

“Jeez Twily why were you keeping that to yourself? It was mega super funnerific!”

Twilight just smiled. “My magic fed off of your desires and shaped itself accordingly. If you’d like to borrow the Eggheads Guide to Sex I’ll be more than happy to lend it to you Rainbow.”

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A/N: This is based on SMP prompt 8 "Twilight Sparkles special talent in the bedroom". It took me much longer to complete than I'd have liked but life happens. Any constructive criticism is greatly appreciated!