My Little Pony: Escape From Earth

by Tidal Wave2

Ch.4 Meeting the Bunch

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(Outside Stevie’s Dressing Room)

Stevie was drinking more beer, glad that the show will be ending soon. After a few minutes he saw the 4 kids of the Human Bunch. “Well, well, well. Look who it is; my partners.” The kids stopped when they heard Stevie and turned to him. “I was just drinking a toast to our cancelation.”

“What?” Jason asked.

Stevie walked over to Jason. “The shows done.” He said. “Because the network thinks you suck. You’ll never perform in front of an audience ever again!”

“Well, what are we supposed to do now?” Beegle asked.

“Leave.” Stevie answered. “Ben was going to sell you little shits anyway.” The kids were appalled. Stevie raised his bottle of beer. “Cheers to you. I hated every second of working with you assholes.” He then took another sip and walked to his dressing room and shut the door.

“Now what do we do?” Mikey asked.

Jason’s eyes turned red as he said: “Looks like 3 ponies and a draconequus aren’t the only things we’ll finish tonight!”


(Inside Stevie’s Dressing Room)

Stevie continued to drink as he looked in the mirror. ‘I sure am glad to finally be rid of those $%&king kids.’ He thought. Suddenly he heard footsteps, so he turned to look. Jason was standing next to the calender with his arms crossed. “You gotta be kidding me!” Stevie said. Jason just stood there as Stevie walked up to him and stared him in the eyes. “Get the Hell out of here!” He said. Jason did not respond. Stevie took a drink of his beer, sloshed it around in his mouth, and after a bit, he spit the beer in Jason’s face. Jason didn’t even flinch. Stevie continued to glare at Jason. “Goddamn kids!” He said before wiping his mouth with his hand and walking back to the mirror continuing to drink. Jason had had enough. He reached for the counter and picked up a meter stick (ruler). Stevie sat down his drink and looked in the mirror. He saw Jason right behind him in the reflection so he turned around. The moment he did, Jason grabbed Stevie by the chin, raised the ruler and plunged it down Stevie’s throat. Jason shoved it down further causing Stevie to choke. Blood started pouring out of his mouth, as Jason stared into his soul. With one final push, the ruler goes deeper. Stevie then choked one more time, and died.


(Backstage Area)

Barb led Twilight, Celestia, Neighsay and the others through the backstage area. “The show first aired in 2017. It was the most popular kids show since, anybody know what show?”

“Well duh!” Neighsay said. “Ben 10 of course.”

While Barb was discussing the shows history, Twilight turned to Fluttershy. “This was a sweet thing you did for Spike.” She told her.

Fluttershy blushed. “Well it was the least I could do for Spike. Considering his brother in law doesn’t really want to be with him on his birthday. He’d rather be at work.”

“That’s not true, Flash so wants to be with us.” Twilight objected.

“Then where is he?” Fluttershy asked. Twilight looked around and realized Fluttershy was right. Flash wasn’t with them.

“You stay with Spike and Smolder. I’m gonna go looking for Flash.” Twilight said as she walked off. A minute later, the lights suddenly went out.

“Don’t worry everyone, I’m sure it’s just-” but Barb was interrupted when the lights came back on revealing the 4 kids. “-the Human Bunch!” Everyone was excited to see them, and they clapped. “If you all get in a line I can make sure you get pictures with the Bunch.” Neighsay and Poppy moved up to Sarah and Jason as Barb got here camera ready. After the pictures were taken, Neighsay and Poppy moved away from the Bunch. Then Neighsay noticed a red liquid on Poppy’s cheek.

“What’s on your cheek?” Neighsay asked. Poppy rubbed it off with her hoof to look at it.

“Huh. I’m not sure. It must’ve rubbed off of Jason.”

“I bet it’s strawberry from the sloppy time game of the show.” Neighsay said as he licked it off his hoof. “Nope, that’s not strawberry. I don’t know what that is.”

Discord turned to Fluttershy. “I hope do don’t mind Fluttershy but I’m going to go with Celestia and Luna to look around for a while.”

“That’s okay.” Fluttershy answered. Discord, Celestia and Luna started walking away. Barb noticed.

“Hey wait! You’re not supposed to go back there.” She said as she started following them.

“Come on Poppy, we should probably explore a little to.” Neighsay said. Then they ran off leaving Fluttershy, Spike and Smolder alone with the Human Bunch. Spike saw that Barb was gone and she was the only one with a camera.

“What about our pictures?” Spike asked Fluttershy

“I’m sure she’ll be back soon, besides this is kind of cool, you have the Bunch all to yourselves.”

Spike knew Fluttershy was right. He turned to Smolder. “Come on!” He said as they walked up to the Bunch. “Hi! I’m Spike and this is my friend Smolder.”

“Sup?” Smolder said. They looked at Jason and noticed the beer in his face.

“Why is Jason all wet?” Spike asked. Jason turned to face Spike and Smolder.

“You don’t have to introduce yourselves. We know who you are.” Jason said. “We’ve seen all the amazing things you’re done.”

“Really? That’s awesome!” Spike said. Jason raised his hand in front of Smolder for a Hi-Five. Smolder gladly gave it to him. Spike then looked around and noticed that Sarah was gone. “Where’s Sarah?” Spike asked. Little did Spike and Smolder know that Fluttershy was also gone.


(Outside the Building)

It was 10PM and Flash was on his phone talking to his partner; Flower Petal. “Look, it’s my brother in law’s birthday, I can’t come right now. There’s nothing I can do I’m sorry.” As Flash finished the phone call Twilight came through the door.

“Hey!” She said. “What are you doing out here? I’ve been looking all over for you.”

“Uh, I told you I had to call in the office. There’s some stuff going down.” Flash said.

“You mean Flower Petal working on a Saturday?” Twilight asked.

“Uh I didn’t say Flower Petal. Why would you say that?” Flash asked nervously.

“Because she’s your partner, who’s always in the office.”

“R-Right! Yes, that’s it.” Flash said as Twilight nodded. “Um are we… are we ready to go yet?”

“Yep. You wanna come with me and I’ll get the others? Twilight asked.

“Yeah okay.” When Flash passed Twilight, she took his phone with her magic and started to look at it. “Twilight wait! No! Please Twilight wait!” Twilight turned on the phone, and what she saw shocked her. Pictures of Flower Petal in bed.

“Oh my God.” Twilight said.

“I can explain.”

“Flash, how can you explain this?” Twilight sighed. “You slept with her?” Flash was silent. “I can’t believe this.” Twilight said sadly.

“I swear it was just one time.” Flash promised.

“There’s hundreds of these of you sleeping with your partner! God, you’re such a cliche.” Twilight said clearly upset.

“It was too good to be true.” A new voice said. Flash and Twilight turned to see Fluttershy. “I always knew you were a scumbag!”

“You watch your mouth!” Flash said.

“Fluttershy go back in-” Twilight started but was interrupted by Fluttershy.

“You know, Twilight stands up for you, defends you and tells everyone to give you a chance, and the whole time you’ve been cheating on her!? I should just-”

“You should what, bunny filly?” Flash asked.

“Okay stop! Just stop!” Twilight said.

“You know what?” Flash asked Fluttershy. You’re just a 20 year old animal fooler. You’re just like-”

“Okay maybe you should-”

“Okay! STOP! STOP! Go back inside okay?” Twilight asked Fluttershy then turns to Flash. “This is between us.”

“Us?” Flash asked. “Twilight, there’s never been an ‘us’! There was always you, then Spike, then Nyx. Us? What a joke!” Twilight looked at Flash in sadness, eyes about to tear up. “You know what? You get the kids, I’ll be waiting by the portal, okay?” Flash walked off. Twilight sniffled. She was about to go after him but Fluttershy stopped her.

“Twilight stop please.”

“He’s a dick.” Twilight said.

“I know.” Fluttershy said. Twilight shed a few tears and sighed.

“You know what? Let’s just go get Spike and Smolder, okay?” Twilight asked.

“Okay.” They went back inside to get Spike and Smolder.

Flash was walking down the path and started to call Flower Petal. “Hey Petal. Yeah the night’s free now.” Little did he know that a certain 16 year old girl was nearby watching him.


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