Co-Authored by Stonershy.

"So, close to two hundered years ago, Equestria got cooked in the war. I don't see why everyone makes such a big deal over this! The Equestrian Wastes hold opportunities unlike anything that ever existed before the war. All a griffon needs is a few smarts, a bit of luck, and the right hired gun. If she's got those three things, I'm thinking she could take the whole kit and caboodle..."

"Anyway, I'm Rita! Nice to meet'cha!"

The prequel and tie-in to Anywhere But Here, Odds and Ends tells the episodic adventures of the brilliant, but unhinged griffon named Paharita and her borderline psychotic partner, Double Tap.

The twisted pair will journey all over the Equestrian Wasteland to uncover ancient tabloids, battle cyborg zombies, destabilize communities, engage in medical malpractice, have high noon shoot-outs, write bad fanfiction, and get laid. They will kill, steal from, or screw anything and anyone, all in the the pursuit of the only thing that matters: More.

Who says the post apocalypse can't be fun?