*Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* *Beep*

*Click*

'Filthy' Easily woke up from his sleep. He looked to see his 'wife' still asleep and not moved a muscle. Looking at the time, it is seven. An hour before to get ready for work.

Carefully getting out of bed, 'Filthy' headed to the restroom to get cleaned up. Afterwards, He looked into the mirror to see his face, and saw nothing out of the ordinary. Except his reflection wasn't his. It never was. This…This was the second time he had to get a new look. Literally.

Why must fate treat him like this? All he ever wanted was to have a quiet life. But thanks to those brats, it was ruined! Now he may never return to his normal routine!

He is now called Filthy Rich, formally Kosaku Kawajiri, and used to be named...Yoshikage Kira.

Hmph. That name feels alien to him now after changing it. But at least with a new third identity, he could now somewhat have a...slightly quiet life. This new face, taken from its original owner, is a rich businessman with a family that barely cares for each other and only cares about money. How greedy these people are. It sickens him! Oh how he wanted to end them already. But he needs them if he wants to survive in this new world he now lives.

How is it possible that Killer Queen's 'Bites the dust' caused him to be thrown into a new reality similar to his? Could it be that after using it on Hayato so much it ripped through time and space? Science wasn't his strong interest. But it was a theory. His only one.

Doesn't matter now. It was time to get to work.

After getting ready, he walked to the kitchen to grab something to eat. He found one of his maids making something on the stove. One of the few positives in this new life that the former Filthy Rich, was, well, Rich, he had servants to do everything for him. Made him feel like a king.

"Oh! Good morning Mr. Rich! You look well after that accident! I'm happy to see you fully recovered!" The maid said.

"Yes...thank you for your concern, after all, who will sign your checks. You do need the money after all."

"*Sigh* Ain't that the truth sir. Nothing in this world is for free. It's cruel out there."

"I've noticed. If that is all, I would like to eat something. I do not wish to be late."

"Yes, of course sir! I'll have it ready in a moment." The maid replied as she returned to cooking.

Taking a seat, Yoshikage read this morning newspaper as he waited. Suddenly a voice was heard.

"Daddy!"

"Hmm…" Ah yes. His 'second' child. Diamond was it? What a brat that one is. Always asking him to buy this, buy that, for her. At least she isn't spying on him like his 'first' child. "Yes Diamond? Can I help you?"

"Glad to see you back to normal! Mom was really worried about you!"

"Your mother worries too much. But don't you worry, I won't be going anywhere."

"Good. Anyway, Silver Spoon, got a new phone she got for her birthday! I want a new one!"

"What is wrong with yours?"

"It doesn't have the feature like Silver Spoon, That's why! So can you please buy me one!"

Yoshikage was never the type of person to want a family. He was more of a...handy person. This was the perfect example. Children beg their parents for things they want, only to throw them away later. Such a waste. If he wanted to keep up his disguise, he had to play along.

"Well, if it makes you happy my dear then we'll get you one."

"Yay! Thanks daddy!" Diamond happily replied.

"However you'll have to wait. I need to get to work and you have school. We'll go this weekend."

"Aw...fine."

That shut her up. He was playing his role very well! Guess the previous was Filthy Rich similar to him. That makes things easier! As long as he continues this act, he'll survive better than his previous life.

Speaking of previous life, taking the life of Filthy Rich and taking his place wasn't easy as the last time. He needed that woman to swap his face with the real Kosaku Kawajiri, now that she's not here it made things difficult. But he was able to pull it off.

He still remembered how it happened…

One week ago…

After escaping from Josuke and his allies, Yoshikage found himself in unknown territory. He knew this wasn't Japan, everyone spoke English, and everything around him was very different! Just as the people were dressed differently, they carried small thin devices and tapping on them. Not only that, the technology was a bit advanced! Was he in the future? Or another timeline? Bites the dust was able to send him an hour back in time, but travel to another time was impossible!

Is it?

Well, at least he was able to understand english. He is smart, always has been. He kept his intelligence hidden from many people to make them think he was an average person. After all, he preferred to have a quiet life.

Speaking of life, he has to hide from Josuke and his friends again if he wants to stay alive. It seems like it's time for another life swap. But it's not going to be simple as last time, that woman with the stand that changes appearance isn't around obviously, he'll need to think of something else...

Suddenly he was shoved aside, Yoshikage fell on the ground. He looked to see who was responsible. It was a man wearing a fancy suit, he appeared to be a wealthy person.

The man looked at Yoshikage in annoyance and said.

"*Tch* Watch where you're going you idiot! You've nearly ruined my suit! It's a miracle it didn't tear, consider yourself lucky! It's expensive you know!"

Seeing the man walk away, Yoshikage too felt annoyed as the man's attitude was rude and looked down on him like trash. Normally this wouldn't bother him, but after the clash with Josuke and finding himself in an unknown timeline, Yoshikage was not in the mood. However, he did find a suitable disguise in that man. All he needed to do was find the right time, moment and place to take his life.

Figuratively, and literally. All he needed to do was wait.

Later that day…

After a long day at the office, Filthy was now able to head home. But it's not going to be relaxing as he has to deal with his wife and daughter. He can handle meetings, other businessmen, and his employees. His family? Barely tolerable! His wife takes his money without asking, and his daughter asks him to buy things for her that she doesn't even need! Those two will be the death of him, but he cares for his family. No matter how spoiled they are. He just needs to do something about it. But what?

Sighing deeply, Filthy entered his limousine and relaxed while he could. He told the driver to drive him home. And so he did. It would take an hour before he would make it home, but at least he can enjoy the peaceful silence.

"You seemed awfully stressed sir, is there a problem?" Asked the driver.

"*Sigh* Just the usual mess. Business is great, but the people are not. And my family can't stop bothering me, and wasting my hard earned money! Sometimes I wish I could just get away from it all! *Hmph* Like that'll ever happen."

The driver smiled.

"Well, why don't we make it come true? Let's switch places!"

Filthy laughed, his driver was quite funny!

"Hahaha! As if that will happen! If you lived in my shoes, you'll be driven crazy!"

"...I wasn't asking."

"Huh?"

The driver stepped on the gas pedal hard as the limo went full speed, nearly dodging any vehicle it passed by! Filthy panicked, he was being kidnapped by his own driver! He had to think fast! Looking at the door, Filthy knew it was risky to open it and escape while suffering injuries. But what choice did he have? He reach out towards the door and-

"I wouldn't do that!"

"Wha?!"

"This car is rigged to blow if you touch that handle. I would appreciate that you don't kill us both for I have plans for you."

Filthy began to panic even more! He didn't want to die! He stood still as he couldn't do a thing! What did this man want?! Who is he?!

"W-Who the hell are you?! Why are you doing this?!"

The driver smiled. He looked at Filthy and said.

"My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is...was, in the northeast section of Morioh, Japan, where all the villas are, and I am not married."

"Huh?" Is...Is this man explaining his history?

"I used to work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest."

Oh my god he is!

"I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what."

"What? I don't-"

"After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning."

"Can you please-"

"Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up."

"Why are you telling this to me?! Does it look like I care?!"

"What I'm trying to explain to you Mr. Rich is that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness."

"Wh-What does this have to do with me?!"

"My life was perfectly great until I made a mistake. Now I want to correct that mistake! And you will fix it for me."

"I-I see…" Filthy knew where this was going. He just hoped it works! "Well then...how much do you want? I can pay you any amount you want! Just name it! No cops involved! We both don't want that to happen, yes?"

Yoshikage frowned.

"I'm afraid money won't do Mr.Rich. But I do want something?"

What?! He doesn't want money?! That always usually works! Then what the hell does he want?!

"And that is...?"

Yoshikage raised his hand with his thumb sticking out.

"Your life."

*Click*

*Boom*

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"Mr. Rich?"

Present day.

"Hmm?" Hearing his false name, Yoshikage looked at his driver.

"Is everything alright? You've been quiet sir."

Finding himself riding on a different limousine with a new driver, Yoshikage said.

"Forgive me, it's just...My last driver was the one responsible for the accident. I'm still uncomfortable being the passenger here."

"Oh, I understand sir! But don't you worry, I'm not like him at all! Hard to believe he would kidnap you just for wanting a raise. Couldn't he just ask?"

"Many people just don't have the courage to ask their manager. Seems the pressure got to him."

"I guess. Still, he was such a nice guy! He looked like he would never cause any harm!"

"...Many people hide their true face in public as they put on a false expression. It is in our nature to hide how we really feel towards others."

"Wow…" The driver replied. "I never knew that Mr. Rich. Are there many people who hide how they really feel?"

"Of course! As a businessman, I've seen many people who hate each other. It's how the business works. Just like the world. You're a young man, so you'll witness such things in your life at one point. Just keep an eye out."

"I see. Thank you Mr. Rich, you've given me a lot to think about."

The drive looked back on the road, continuing his job. Yoshikage smiled. What a fool.

The previous driver was a really nice man. He didn't want to kill him, but if he needed to survive in this new world, he'll have to go through means of doing this that are necessary to live. Hard to believe it was that easy to kill the real driver and replace him. Filthy really didn't pay attention who drove him home. How careless! It's a shame really. After blowing up the car, Yoshikage woke up in the hospital and 'convinced' the doctors to perform a face transplant on himself, and the now deceased Filthy Rich. After the surgery, he woke up looking at his new family and the rest was history. Sure it took some time, but he managed to pull it off!

However there was one problem. A huge one.

Josuke and his allies!

They were an obstacle that are still in the way to complete his quiet life! He'll have get rid of them!

But for now, he had to go to work.

To be continued...

Author's Note

Just a bit of small chapter of Yoshikage. I could've made it longer and put more on how he switched places, but i decided not since we've haven't gotten any action for awhile. Hopefully I'll put it in the story if possible. So there you go! Next chapter will contain action! Stay safe out there!