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Equestria Online: Friendship is Not Optimal (At Least Not in These Worlds)

by TundraStanza
You've seen some Friendship is Optimal stories, right? Well, these are some of the worlds where such a virtual "utopia" wouldn't get very far if at all. Celest-A.I. has more to overcome than mere firewalls and password protections.

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The following short stories take place between the beginning of creation and the end of eternity. These tales and notes may describe situations unsuitable for children. Reader discretion is advised.
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Love it or hate it, there is at least one universe where the idea of trapping your conscious mind inside of a virtual reality, governed by an artificial intelligence that doesn't take no for an answer, is successful en masse.

But we're not here to talk about that one. Let's look at a bunch of places and/or situations where such a development isn't feasible.
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Inspired by a similar idea that tackled worlds where bureaucratic conversion into real, physically magical ponies would be quickly stopped or hindered.

I'm not convinced this will ever be "finished". It's a collection of what-ifs and hypotheticals. The number of ideas will just keep growing. My condolences to those of you waiting for the "Complete" tag before even starting to read.

Teen
Incomplete
Alternate Universe
Human
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
Comedy
 
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3233 words: Estimated 16 minutes to read

4 Chapters:

  1. Prologue: Basically "Friendship is Optimal" 2021-07-10 23:50:41 UTC
    619
  2. Ch. 1: Superhot.exe 2021-07-10 23:57:21 UTC
    1276
  3. Ch. 2: Digimon Story Cyber Sleuth 2021-07-11 00:01:55 UTC
    766
  4. Side Chapter: Miscellanous Worlds 2021-07-11 00:27:26 UTC
    572