Transformers of Equestria

It was a bright sun shiny day and a beautiful clear night. The perfect night for watching the season finale of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. The show had a total of nine seasons with the ninth season being the last. So naturally, to us Bronies this is a part of history for us. So me and my friends a total of six of us, decided to have a party to watch the last season finale of the show. Oh and get this, the season nine finale occurred on my birthday and I was turning 31 this year. And what I wanted more than anything was a Magical talking Twilight Sparkle. I'm sorry, I mean Princess Twilight Sparkle.

Now I know what you're thinking, what is a 31 year old doing watching a TV show geared toward little kids? Hey, I say you're never too old for cartoons. I know some people that still watch Mickey Mouse in their 30's. So me liking My Little Pony is A OKAY!

Anyway, once we had got together and watched the last episodes of the season my friends and I decided to go out and do our next passion which was drag racing and sometimes racing away from the Cops. Every time we got pulled over for speeding it was because of racing. And as long as I can remember, all six of us wanted to ride a Motorcycle. So, as we grew up together, we finally got our Motorcycles. Each one a different color, but the same brand. My motorcycle was black, Shaun's motorcycle was red, Evan's motorcycle was orange, Gabriel's motorcycle was brown, Lacy's motorcycle was blue, and Sami's motorcycle was green. And what's my name? My name is Ashley, nice to meet you.

So, our helmets for our motorcycles had an intercom system on it so we could talk to each other. Halfway through the ride, I heard Shaun's voice over the intercom.

"Ashley guess what?" said Shaun
"What?" I said

"It's racing time!" said Shaun

"Let's take the back roads this time," I said "I don't feel like getting pulled over today."

"Good," Shaun said "I know where the Cops hide, so if I slow down, you slow down too. Okay?"

"Got it." I said.

So off we went. We were racing around the bin when we saw a strange sign in the middle of the road. We thought at first it was a road closed sign, but the sign was shimmering. And not like one of those light up signs, but it was really shimmering. Shaun parked his bike and walked up to the sign and looked at it in awe. He then put his hand on the sign and almost fell into the sign.

"Guys," said Shaun, "let's check this out!"

"Okay," said Lacy "I'm up for an adventure!"

Everyone then followed Shaun and one by one we all went into the sign and the next thing I knew, everything went black.

* * *

When I woke up, I had a really bad headache. I tried to sit up and look around, but I felt like a turtle lying on its back. As a matter of fact, I was lying on my side. I looked over at Lacy and could not believe my eyes! What I saw was a blue motorcycle but on Lacy. Suddenly, Lacy's motorcycle blinked it's headlights and started to speak.
"Um, guys," said Lacy "what's going on?"

"I don't know…" I said

I then tried to move my left arm and then realized something, we had all turned into our motorcycles!

"Lacy," I said "I can't stand up! Could you… Help me stand up?"

"Oh," said Lacy "sure…"

Lacy then moved slowly towards me and pushed me to an upright position. Once I was up, I looked around and tried to get my bearings. I could not believe my eyes, but it looked like we were in a swamp of some kind. And it looked like we were at a fork in the road.

One of the signs on the road read this: To Ponyville

The sign off to the right read this: To Canterlot

It occurred to me that we were not on earth, we were in Equestria!

"Guys," I said "I think we've died and gone to pony heaven! We're in Equestria!"

"You sure about that?" said Sami "We could be in the Florida Everglades for all we know and this is just one big prank."

Suddenly, as if on cue. Lacy shook, rattled and spun around in place like a dog chasing its tail.

"My Lacy sense tells me Ashley's right." said Lacy

"What?" said Shaun "How do you know?"

"Discord told me so." said Lacy

"Yeah," said Gabriel "and we're supposed to believe that because?"

"Don't know," said Lacy "you think what you want but I'm going to find Zecora."

"Why Zecora?" asked Evan

"Because," said Lacy "Zecora lives in this very swamp. As a matter of fact, this isn't really a swamp, it's the Everfree Forest."

"You mean the place where those Cockatrice live?" asked Shaun

Shaun shook and wobbled a bit as if trying to shake his head but couldn't.

"I thought Discord was reformed wasn't he?" asked Evan

"He was and still is," said Lacy "he's married to Flutter shy remember?"

"Oh yeah." said Evan

"So," said Lacy "let's go!"

"No way," said Sami "I'd rather go to Ponyville than work through this swamp. Why do we have to look for Zecora?"

"Because," said Lacy "Zecora's actually from Earth and she would know what we are."

"Oh…" said Sami, then she sighed "Let's go then."

* * *

It wasn't before too long that we arrived at a small little hut deep in the Ever free Forest. It was a cute little hut and it looked just like it did in the show. I gulped, but before I could say anything, Lacy went up Zecora's door and honked her horn.

"Lacy!" I growled

Just then, the door opened and there was Zecora.

"What do we have here?" said Zecroa "A bunch of machines from over there?"

"Hi there," said Lacy "my name is Lacy. And we are Motorcycles from Earth! We come in peace."

"I know what you are," said Zecora "you have traveled from afar."

"Um…" I said, not sure what was going to happen.

Soon after, we were telling Zecora about what happened to us.

"Seems like Discord is up to his old tricks." said Zecora "This makes me sick."

"You're telling me!" I said "It doesn't surprise me that Discord is behind this. I thought he was married to Fluttershy?"

"He is." said Zecora

"Maybe we should talk to Fluttershy and see if this is really Discord's doing." said Sami "Who knows, this could be a new enemy for all we know."
"Giving him the benefit of the doubt," said Zecora "is a good way to rule Discord out."

"Yep that's true." said Lacy

"So this is what you should do," said Zecora "go to Canter lot for Princess Twilight is the ruler of this lot."

"Sounds like a plan to me." I said "Zecora, can come with us?"

"Oh sure I can!" said Zecora "That way I can make sure Princess Twilight gives a Damn!"

At that comment, everyone gasped and Lacy laughed.

"What?" said Lacy "You didn't think ponies cussed? Well, in real life they do!"

"How'd you know that?" I said

"Lacy sense," said Lacy "Duh!"

"Well, let's get going okay?" I said

"Alright!" said everyone else

And just like the last episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, things were going to change.