Transformers of Equestria

There have been quite a few impressive historical sites that I have seen in my 31 years of life. And the one I'm looking at right now is a site to behold! It was Princess Twilight's castle! I mean the Castle was huge! And it was probably taller than the tallest skyscraper back on Earth. And get this, it was made of pure crystal! As I stood in awe of the Castle, Lacy was the first one to speak.

"Is it safe for us to go in there?" asked Lacy

"If you want," said Zecora "I can go talk to Princess Twilight in there, while you wait out here."

"What if someone sees us?" I said

"These Ponies have seen motorcycles before," said Zecora "as a matter of fact, I have one stored."

"Wow…" I said

Zecora then went into the castle and much of our wait happened without incident. Then, after what seemed like forever, Zecora came out with Princess Twilight.

"Hello there," said Princess Twilight "I understand we have quite the problem going on here. Please, come inside and I'll figure out what to do."

"Thanks Princess!" I said "I would bow but, motorcycles can't do that."

We then entered the castle, and waited for Princess Twilight to figure out a plan.

* * *

Discord paced back and forth in front of Fluttershy nervously eating a cucumber sandwich.

"What's wrong Discord?" said Fluttershy

"Oh nothing my dear." said Discord

"Remember we talked about this," said Fluttershy "if something is bothering you, you need to tell me so I can help you fix it."

"Okay," said Discord "well I may have pranked some people that are not from Equestria."

"Discord," said Fluttershy "what did you do?"

"I just used a spell that I learned from my Father to have a little fun." said Discord "I didn't mean for it to go this far."

"Discord," said Fluttershy "we talked about that too! Remember? No pranking people or ponies that are not from Equestria."

"So," said Discord "how do I fix it?"

"I don't know," said Fluttershy "that is for you to decide. What exactly did you do?"

After that comment, Discord proceeded to tell Fluttershy what he had done.

* * *

Princess Twilight sat in the Throne Room with the rest of the Main 6, while we waited outside. I didn't know it then but they were having a conversation about us. The conversation went something like this:

"So did Discord do this time?" asked Rainbow Dash

"I'm not sure," said Princess Twilight "but he's up to something again. And I want to know what."

"I know what," said Fluttershy "Discord said he pranked people from another planet called Earth. And we know where that is, you practically have to open up a portal to get back."

"What!" said Princess Twilight

"Yeah I know," said Fluttershy "I told Discord to stop that after we got married, but he doesn't listen to me."

"Wow…" said Rainbow Dash

"Now the question is," said Princess Twilight "how do we fix this?"

"We don't have to fix anything in my opinion!" said Applejack

"Yeah," said Pinkie Pie "we have Discord fix his mistake!"

"Indeed! I agree!" said Rarity

So after that conversation Princess Twilight knew that she had to open up the portal to get us back to Earth.

* * *

When Princess Twilight came out of the Throne Room we were greeted by the rest of the Main 6. Lacy totally freaked out when she saw Pinkie Pie.

"Holy shit!" said Lacy "It's Pinkie Pie!"

Then Lacy did the strangest thing for a motorcycle, she started bouncing up and down on both wheels.

"Talk about strange…" said Rainbow Dash

"Oh," said Fluttershy "it's adorable!"

"I'm not an 'it' I'm human!" I said

"What?" said Rainbow Dash

"Discord!" said Princess Twilight

Then, as if on cue, Discord appeared and smiled at the Main 6.

"I'm here!" said Discord "Boy it's nice to see you guys!"

"Don't play dumb with us Discord!" said Rainbow Dash "You turned them into motorcycles now you're gonna change them back!"

"Oh alright," said Discord "I'll see what I can do."

Discord then turned around and saw us. He rubbed his chin and then his face lite up and a light bulb appeared by his face.

"I know!" said Discord

Discord then snapped his fingers but instead of us turning back into humans nothing changed we were still regular motorcycles.

"Did it work?" said Gabriel

He opened his eyes and looked down. Gabriel then looked really disappointed.

"Aw man!" said Gabriel

"Oh my goodness," said Discord "it didn't work!"

"You're Damn right it didn't work!" I said

At this comment, the Main 6 gasped.

"Hello," I said "we're human! Humans know every cuss word in the book!"

Fluttershy laughed "Of course they do! We were just surprised that's all."

"Yeah," said Rainbow Dash "we've never seen motorcycles swear before. But, we have seen Humans swear all the time. And they all have a variety of vehicles but none of them talk. Except for the Autobots!"

"Rainbow Dash!" said Princess Twilight

"What?" said Rainbow Dash

"You're not supposed to tell them that," said Princess Twilight "that's classified information!"

"Oh…" said Rainbow Dash "What are we going to do?"

Princess Twilight then thought for a little bit and then came up with an idea.

"I know," said Princess Twilight "Zecora, call Optimus Prime right away! I need you to summon him to my castle asap!"

Zecora then smiled and said "Yes Princess…"

"Now we play the waiting game…" said Princess Twilight

* * *

Soon Optimus Prime was at Princess Twilight's castle. Optimus greeted Princess twilight with a bow.

"It's so good to see you again Optimus!" said Princess Twilight

"As to is so good to see you my Princess." said Optimus "How may I help you?"

"You know that village of Humans that's on the outskirts of Equestria?" said Princess Twilight

"Yes," said Optimus "what do you want me to do?"

"Take them to that village and talk to Mayor Dewmark about giving them a place to stay." said Princess Twilight

"Yes my Princess…" said Opitmus

So we went to the village and Optimus Prime had a long conversation with the Mayor. The Mayor then came out of the surrounding woods because Optimus Prime was not able to fit into the Mayor's office.

"Greetings Motorcycles!" said the Mayor

"Uh, we're Humans!" I said

"Yes, Yes sure you are," said the Mayor "now can you describe to me what you looked like before you were transformed into Motorcycles?"

So we described ourselves one by one and the Mayor seemed pretty pleased.

"Okay," said the Mayor "you stay here but not in one of the houses. I have a garage that you can stay in."

"Okay." I said

So then we went to the garage that Mayor let us stay in. When we got settled, Lacy started to cry.

"What's wrong Lacy?" I said

"We're not Human anymore!" cried Lacy

"Yes we are," said Shaun "we're just in a different form."

"I know," said Lacy "but it sucks to be stuck this way."

"Yeah." Evan agreed

Something was wrong and we had to fix it, we just had to!