Slander and Libel are two changelings in the dark about a lot of things, for example why it is so dark. Despite their best efforts, they might figure something out, for example why it is so dark.

Dedicated to Yon Yonson, who lives in Wisconsin. He works in a lumber mill there. All the people he meets, as he walks down the street, ask him how in the hell he got there. So, he tells them.