Pinkie came out of her tent, with her hair even crazier then usual.

"Oh, Gose, Pinkie. I love your new style." Fluttershy commented.

"Who are these ponies!?" Dashie cried annoedly.

"Isn't this great? I couldn't sleep last night 'cause I was so excited about cider season, and I had this brilliant idea to come down here and camp out, so I told a few others about it and they all thought it was a great idea too, and now it's just a big old cider party! Woo-hoo!"

"Well. We're almost ready to open." AppleJack said, her and AppleBloom preparing applecider. When suddenly Saten Twist appears from actual nowhere. Wearing the same black outfit he always does. "Hey Jacky!"

"Oh, jeeze, not you again." AppleJack groaned.

"Hey Saten." AppleBloom waved.

"Hey kiddo. Ever had rum?" Saten asked.

"No." AB replied.

"For god sakes she's a little kid." AppleJack growled.

"So.. I had mine, before I could talk. My dad said it was the only way t-"

"We don't have time for anouther one of your childhood issue stories.. Now please go away Saten!" AppleJack growled.

SEVERAL WEEKS LATER:

"Careful Derpy. Don't want to cause anymore damage then you already have." Rainbow warned, as Derpy is seen hopping on a thunde cloud.

"I just don't know what went wrong." Derpy said, jumping more, zapping herself.

"Yeah. It's a mystery... Same as why your Saten Twist recommended you." Rainbow Dash replied annoyed.

"Because I'm awesome." Derpy replied, flying to another spot but bangs into pole, knocking everything apart.

"That's it.. *puts her on the ground* just sit there and do 'nothing."

Derpu sits down, but even doing that leads to distruction.

"Sorry." Derpy said awkwardly.

"Yes, we are all here to send Applejack to compete in this year's Equestria Rodeo competition in Canterlot. *crowd cheers... And I want to thank Applejack in advance for generously offering up her prize money to fix town hall." The Mayor of ponyvile is seen speakng into a magaphone, than giving it to AppleJack who than makes a speech.

"Yeah. Cause it's not like I offered to do it." Groaned a friend of Saten Twist. Master Sword. He's a green earth pony with short blonde hair and blue eyes. Unlike Saten Twist he doesn't wear any outfit. He's also known to be quite insane and he later provides most of the dark humor.

"Hey. People would give 'anything' to her." Saten Twist replied, he himself has black hair with Scootaloo's hairstyle. And he's a dark red, and bright red eyes.

"I don't need to hear anouther one of your AppleJack fantasies." Master Sword groaned annoyedly.

Author's Note

I'm sorry this isn't really descriptive so far.. The orginal is more of script mode, I'm doing my best.. I promise..