Fallout Equestria: Two Idiots and Wasteland

"Hey, you there soon, and the I already've been waiting for?" my friend Ron asked me as I sat in the bathroom reading FoE. I'm reading it, what's the big deal? The author who created me, don't criticize me. You read it too, don't lie to me. So, after reading the last page of the chapter, I said:

"I'm on my way out." I said, and started to put on my pants, then went out.

"Will start soon, and you all sit and read this shit. Come on!" almost shouted Ron, and we went into the kitchen.

My friend Ron also read it, but he tries to hide it carefully, but nothing can be hidden from me, so I'm the only one who knows that he adores it too. I read it once or twice, I liked it so much. In general, we lived alone. We left parents two months ago. I live with a friend. We're bachelors in life, as it happens. We didn't get along with the girls, we didn't have a job, they kicked us out of school for bad grades. In General, all to say the least is not very. Don't ask me the author, where have us money! We with friend honestly earned! Okay, okay, it's not like that. We had to work as drug couriers. And we still haven't been caught. We were a bunch of drug dealers. A couple of times we almost got killed, but we escaped. In general, we are idiots.

After 10 minutes are to be congratulations. We walked up to the table, poured champagne and drank a toast.

"Hey, Mike, did you make a wish?" Ron asked me. "I... yeah."

"Of course."

"What if it's not a secret?"

"Why the fucked would you know that? Don't you know you can't say wishes to each other? I'm too right to break that rule." said I so, that perhaps neighbors in shattered Windows miles heard.

"Okay, okay, don't get mad, I'm just curious." Ron said, patting me on the shoulder. "Well, tell me, and I'll tell you. I can't wait."

"All right, just for you as a friend." I said, and began to collect my thoughts. I'm just really ashamed to say I want to go to FoE. The author, does not judge me, you too would like to go there, although there full fucked up.

"Are you sure you want to know?" I asked, just in case.

"Yeah. Really want. Here is I for example want in FoE enter." he said and I very much fucking kidding me.

"Come on, are you kidding me? So am I! We read each other's minds! Holy shit! But unfortunately this is impossible. This is our pipe dream. You have to admit it." I said.

"Oh, come on. Maybe a miracle will happen and we'll have a chance." Ron sighed. "But you're right. We shouldn't have wished it. But I believe it will happen."

"You know I do, too, though it's impossible." I asked.

"Well, let's thump, and it is already here Trump in the TV appeared." said Ron and matter began to go.

After Trump's congratulations, the bacchanalia began. We thumped so hard that they began to sing some new year songs and dance like some idiots so much so that the whole house shook from our Christmas adventures. And at the end of the nabuhavshis in the trash, we passed out.

:::

Ooh, what's wrong with me? As same head of aching, recognized as-if a hammer on the head with gave several times. Opening my eyes, I saw Ron lying next to me. And what I saw shocked me. We ended up in some kind of ass hole. There are ruined buildings everywhere, just like in some kind of Apocalypse. He was... I'm a shocked – a khaki pegasus mare with an orange mane and tail, a cutie mark of crossed saw and hammer and a Pip-Buck on the hoof. I was a seawater color unicorn with a red mane and tail and a cutie mark of three blue lightning bolts. Yes, here we are, and the wish came true. The author, you fucking kidding me quite? Why us was to do female, you that, our death like it or? Do you have a fetish for mares? Well, if you did, we'll try. There's no way out. But still the author, you'll regret it.

We tried to get up, but it didn't work. These fucking hooves are so uncomfortable. We were like babies born. We couldn't even stand up.

"What the-" said Ron, surprised. "I'm a pony! What the fuck? And the wings I have, holy fuck!" he looked around. "Is it just me, or does this place look familiar? And in FoE me seems we, too, are trapped."

"You're right. And I have a horn. I can do magic. Let's get going, we have to get somewhere, or we don't have anything and we won't last long here." I said, and we tried to get up again, and luckily we were able to. It was certainly impossible to resist, but still we could.

"I think you're right, let's go."

:::

We walked through the ruins for a very long time, about five hours. We didn't meet any of the ponies on the way, nor any ghouls either, which is surprising, since we were in the wasteland after all. As we walked, Ron even tried to take off, but it looked like he was low on the ceiling and biting into it. I conjure, but also all bad. Tried to levitate the wreckage of the a small size, but was able only raise centimeter on two. To drink and frozen cocktails like fucked up strongly. The end of the road we arrived, as I remember, in the Tower Tenpony.

"As I recall, we're not welcome here. Almost no one is allowed in here. But it's worth a try. This place will be just in time for rest. I have a plan. Watch and learn." I said, and we had just reached the checkpoint.

There we were met by two guards.

"Hey, guuuysss," I said, trying to sound like a nice lady. "will you let us in? My girlfriend and I were robbed and we have nowhere to go."

"Get the fuck out of here, the entrance is for residents only, so out of the way." rudely said they and we moved away from them far away.

"Shit, motherfuckers, it didn't work. You're a fucking master." Ron commented. "Do you have a backup plan?" he asked.

"I have something, listen." I said, and we leaned over to discuss my plan. "If it didn't work out the right way, it's going to be the wrong way. The plan is we say Homage sent us and we brought her a new fucking prewar song that no one heard. This should work, but first we need to find her and a couple of other supplies, or we're gonna die in this shit." I told him the plan and asked Ron. "Do you like it?"

"Yeah. Let's go. But where will we find this song?" he asked.

"Shit, I didn't think of that. Do you have any ideas?" I asked. I went to our spot where I woke, like I had a disc with the song, but I lost there. Don't ask me where I got it. I don't know. Must have moved with us. No, it's a shitty plan. Come on, you're smarter than me.

"I have it." said Ron and took out from-under wing disk.

"How, where, where? Where Did you get it? How did you not drop it, you tried to take off, you could have dropped it? "

"That's why I tried not to fly much, so as not to drop. Yes and poorly worked." Ron explained.

"You're so cool. What would I do without you? Give me the disk, let's teach these freaks a lesson." I said, and we went back to the checkpoint.

When he got there, there was no one there. I guess those security bitches went drinking. For good reason we perhaps with this disk all started, times they are gone. At least we can sneak up on them.

"They're gone. I wanted to have fun with them. We'll have to sneak around like a ninja. Are you ready?" I asked.

"Always bro." purposefully said Ron and I decided to try to apply mantra of invisibility for us.

I tried to focus on him. Pushing like he was shitting in the bathroom. But nothing helped. Then I tried again, and I succeeded. Only a small spark appeared on the horn. I tried one more time, and a bunch more times. Only managed to cover us with invisibility to the torso.

It took about half an hour, and I finally managed to make us invisible. I hope all efforts will not be in vain.

'There is fuck, finally damn it. Let's go, because this spell does not work for long. It's cool." I commanded, and we went to the checkpoint.

Having passed through it we wanted to overhear about what there dicks security guards. Time prior to the termination of the spell there for a few minutes. Going to the booth protection we began to listen.

"Remember those two bitch who tried to pass?" one of them said. His buddy nodded and they took a sip of sparkle Cola. "I don't like them. There is something in them that I fear. I think they're coming back. Go back to the post, they show up, and the chief we will fuck for the fact that we are not on duty." he said and they got up from their seats to go to the post.

"Those bastards. Maybe we'll kill them and take the guns? Suddenly all not on plan goes. They and so no one needs, only lazy bitches." I suggested to Ron.

"I do not know. I don't like that at all. But come on, we're really gonna need guns." he agreed, we approached them and quietly knocked these fuckers a kick in the head and subsequent strangulation. They couldn't see us and it was like they were suffocating. The author, you this is famously coined. Probably don't like lazy bitches either, huh?

In general, after we killed them, we began to divide the weapons and armor between them. Just as the spell ended. No one's here, so we won't be disturbed. I had an automatic rifle and a combat knife, and Ron had an automatic shotgun and a pistol. Well and anymore ammunition, etc, etc. Well, the armor wearing.

Even in size suited. Although we are women. Fuck the author, I will still many about this to think.

Now we are ready for combat (if he, of course, will, although he and so will, FoE as-raze).

:::

Having passed to ladder to the top, we saw two fag. Looks like it was just the villagers. They were talking about some shit. Was virtually not spell out that they there pizdit.

The author, why you not wrote as they modicum look? You're gonna have to fucking explain everything. One was earthpony years on 50 red color of with purple mane and tail in business suit and with cutie mark ceasefire, and the other was a unicorn years on 20 color of shit with light-green mane and tail and with mark notes.

"Something's wrong. We need to hear what they're saying." proposed I. Ron nodded, we come take a closer and have become listen to.

"Dad, I don't want to stay here, I want to go outside and travel. I've been sitting here since I was born. I want adventure, not sitting here for the rest of my life!" she said.

"No, Iron Mountain," his father began. "I won't let you go out into the wasteland, it's too dangerous. I don't want to expose you to it. Your mom's already been kicked out there for disturbing the peace. She's probably already dead, Equestria rest in peace. And that's why you'll be sitting here safe. I understandable explain?" he finished at last.

"Dad!" Iron began again. "Can you listen to me for once or not? You never listened to me! "

"No, and no again! Come on, we've been here too long. God forbid they see us here." shouted the father.

"I'm not going." resist Iron. "I'll stay here as long as you don't let me go."

"Well, stay here." said the father. "I'm not holding you. Come back when you want to come back." he stepped into the Elevator. The doors closed and the Elevator went up.

"Mike, can we take her with us? I feel sorry for her." Ron suggested.

"You could take her with you. We might need to get in without suspicion." I said, after a moment's thought. "We're bored together, and you're right. I feel a little sorry for her, too. So go ahead." I said, and we started toward her.

Seeing us, she anxiously clung to the wall and wanted telekinesis to throw us in the trash.

"Hey, hey, easy, Iron. We won't hurt you." I tried to reassure her.

"He's right." Ron said. "We're good people... Oh, I mean, ponies. We won't hurt you."

"H-how do y-you k-know me?" she asked, startled.

"Tell her?" I asked Ron. He nodded.

"Wh-what do you say?"

"Admit. We've been watching you and your father. And my friend and I heard what you were saying. We want to help you get out. But we have some conditions." I said.

"What are the conditions? I don't know you. Are you sure you won't kill me?" Iron asked.

"We fucking said no!" I said aloud, and she pressed her butt even harder against the wall. "Sorry, didn't mean to scare you. Now, our terms are as follows: you, escort us to the tower, we stay here for a while, gather provisions, rest, clean ourselves up, then we leave here and take you with us. Do you agree to our terms?" I asked, finishing my explanation.

She said nothing. Probably thinking. Well, we've got plenty of time, so we'll wait.

It took about five minutes and Iron said:

"I agree. I'll take you there, and you'll take me."

"Good, let's go." I said, and we made our way into the building.