Fallout Equestria: Two Idiots and Wasteland

Iron led us up the stairs so we wouldn't be seen to her Suite on the second-to-last floor. She said the stairs were almost never used and were safe. Mostly all go on until now not broken elevators. When we walked in there, I fucked up.

"That's you of course highlife Iron. Who is your father, anyway? I've never seen anything like it.."

I'm not going to tell you anything about the interior, so fuck you. I'm too lazy to tell all this. But I can tell you it's fucking great.

"He is not my father." with sadness in his voice said Iron. "He and my mom adopted me when I was 5. My dad left when I was little. Mother has remained one, soon have applied in this motherfucker and they have got married. But after a few years of relationship mom went crazy and was kicked out of the tower. Since I don't remember why he left, I call him father. As it is, my foster father is in charge of security here. That's why I'm so chic here and more beautiful than the others. That's the story." she finished.

"Holy shit. How unlucky you are, Iron." Ron said.

"How did you get here? What's your name?" Iron asked.

"Uh, we can't tell. You don't need to know that yet. It's secret." I tried to hide our appearance.

"We'll tell you our names when we decide." Ron said. "In the meantime, let's rest.

"Wait, girlfriend, let's move away." I said, and we walked away.

"I think she ought to know our names." I said in a whisper. "But our real names might be too suspicious. So let's think about our names."

A bit thinking I said:

"I thought of it. Come on we will be known as team Princess of the Wasteland. What do you think?" I asked.

"I don't know. That's a little too dumb. Let me take Green Rose and you be Minty Snow." Ron suggested.

"Yes, your variant is better. I'm not a fucking name-writer. I agree with you. Let it be." I said.

"Good, Mikey. Now let's go tell her." said Ron and we have drawn to Iron.

"My girlfriend and I decided to tell you our names. My name is Minty Snow, and my girlfriend," I pointed to Ron. "Green Rose."

"Nice to meet you girls. Well, you already know my name, so make yourself comfortable. We'll have food coming soon, so rest for now. When they come, hide. I don't want you spotted."

"As you say, miss Iron. Thank you for your hospitality." I said sarcastically, and we lay down on the big bed.

:::

Several hours passed and there was a knock at the door.

"Iron, may I come in?" someone said behind the door.

"It's probably my dad. Go hide somewhere, girls, until I fix this." warned us Emily. We quickly jumped out of bed and began to look for a place to hide. A few seconds later, we hid in the tub.

"Yes, father, you may come in." said Iron and penetrated its father.

"What took you so long? We have a very big problem!" he said, catching his breath. "Near the checkpoint found the bodies of two of our guards. It seems that here somehow made their way unknown. Did you see anyone suspicious?" he asked.

"No, I didn't see anyone. I just came in here after we talked." Iron explained.

"All right, I'll go ask the rest, and you keep your head down. Understand?"

"Yeah. I understand."

"Good girl. If you see anyone suspicious, we will take action to punish them."

Iron nodded and her father left.

"You can come out, girls. He left." Iron said, and we climbed out of the bathroom.

"Phew, finally, and then we fucked up to sit there. The bath is too uncomfortable. We almost killed each other there." I said.

"Agree." Ron said.

Well, what he hleaving is fucking great, so I think I'll go wash up, and then Green." I said, and went into the bath.

Going there, I opened the warm water with magic and began to wash. What a fucking water. Fucking great. I haven't bathed in a while.

After washing, I felt relieved. It's like being reborn. That's what the apocalypse means without warm water in the bathroom. It certainly is everywhere, but not in such quantity and quality. Usually water in them always dirty and radioactive, in general the still shit.

When I came out, Ron and Iron were sitting on the couch, chatting.

"Hey, what are you girls talking about?" I asked.

"Yes so, anything. Just about life that's all." Ron said. "We wanted to start discussing an escape plan, but you came and that was it.

"You'd better go to the bathroom while I figure out what to do." I said, and Ron went into the tub.

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10 minutes later Ron came out of the bath and I began to explain my plan.

"With the commotion in the tower, it's going to be a little harder for us to get out of here without being seen. So the plan is this: since all the entrances are closed, we will act so-we, as quietly as possible, make our way to the main entrance outside, Iron quietly try to get the keys to him in the security room near the entrance, and in the meantime we will try to deal with him, as one bald man. We've got the guns and everything we need, so if anything, we can fight back. After that, we quietly run away before anyone suspects anything. Is everyone clear? If you don't like something, add your own." I finished explaining.

Everyone was silent.

"I take it there are no questions?" Ron and Iron nodded. "That's fine. Good luck, my friends." I said, and we started for the exit.

:::

Going into the hall unnoticed, we saw that there was a complete fucked up. There was a commotion everywhere-a bunch of ponies running around and hiding wherever they could. Here are cowards. Where the fuck is there any safety measure? When I read "FoE" this was definitely not here. Even when they were attacked. Well, I won't think about it. We just need to get out of here, and we don't give a shit about the rest.

"What are we going to do?" Ron asked. "There are too many people here. We'll burned fast. It takes something else to escape."

"I have an idea!" Iron said suddenly.

"Come on, offer. I give you word. What should we do?" Ron asked.

"Minty and I will try to make us invisible, and we will try to get the keys and get the fuck out of here. I've had enough of this place." Iron explained. "Are you ready?"

"You're tough. We like it." I said and Ron nodded in agreement. "Of course we, fuck, are ready!"

Iron and I began to focus. Has not passed also several minutes, as we were all completely invisible. Fucking great. No one's going to find us now. We'll leave so quickly that no one will have time to understand anything. We just fucking.

So, having become invisible, we began to make our way to the security room. Trying not to rumble much and while no one was there, we stole the keys hanging on the hook. It was easy. All we have to do is open the door and get the fuck out of here.

When we reached it, we began to slowly open it. We tried to open it as fast as we could and didn't open the fucking door right away. After a few seconds we did it and went outside.

"Fuck, finally," we poured on can be so say fresh air. Bath tub and amenities amenities, but the street is fucking great. I can smell trouble sticking to us like a fly to shit.

Anyway, when we got as far away as we could, the spell dissipated. We'll have to keep using it until we find these invisibility things. I don't remember what the fuck they're called. Do not judge the author, you also do not remember how these things are called! And don't tell me you know, you forgot!

"There is, at last!" Iron exclaimed happily. "Freeeedom! I'm sooo glad I got out of there! Thank you very much! Now you are my best girlfriends!" she finally finished and hugged us.

"You're welcome, Iron." barely-grapple said I under act strong hug. "Now let's go before anyone sees we've escaped." I said, and the hugging stopped. "On the road friends."

A new life begins. Wasteland, we're coming!

:::

"Who could they be? How could they even get here? These are questions that have no answer." I thought, and there was a knock at the door.

"Mr. Speed, you must see this, open the door!" I was called from behind the door.

"Go." I went to the door and opened it. It was a security guard who was watching the security cameras.

"What happened? What am I supposed to see?"

"Sir, I think we've found our culprits. Come with me to the security room." he said and we went there.

Once inside, we looked at the footage from several cameras.

One of them showed the guards at the checkpoint as if they had killed themselves. It's weird. It's like someone invisible came in here. They couldn't have killed themselves, could they? It's ridiculous.

Another video from another camera showed two unknown mares entering the main entrance and eavesdropping on me and Iron. It's a good thing they came here, because I think they did it by accident. But it's still kind of shameless.

In the next chamber, it was evident that they came together with Iron in her room. How dare they go in there?! She missed some unfamiliar ponies and they began to hang around her! Well, when I get back to her, I'll give her a few sweet words.

And the last camera we needed showed that the keys had taken themselves off the hook and the main door was unlocked. What the hell is that? Again, like the ghosts of what used to be here. Again someone was invisible…

"Do you think it was those two unknowns who arranged it?" the guard interrupted my thoughts.

"I think so. If I don't know them, they must have done it. I have a bad feeling about them. Try to find them. In the meantime, I'm going to my daughter, maybe she'll say something." I said, and went to her room.

When I got there, I knocked on the door.

"Iron, darling, are you here?" I asked.

There was no answer.

"Are you here?" I asked again, but more anxiously. It felt like she wasn't there.

I knocked on the door again. And it was open. When I got there, I looked for Iron.

After a few minutes of searching, I don't found her. She was fucking nowhere! Had she really run outside?! With those two killer mares?! Well, so be it. If she wanted to, she asked for it. I'll go out there and find her myself. Those stupid fucking guards wouldn't find her anyway, even if they hired bounty hunters. Wait, I got a fucking idea! I'll hire bounty hunters. Since my adopted daughter has been taken away, let them get what they deserve. But you just have to tell them not to touch Iron, and brought her alive. I'll need it again. She's my daughter, even though she's adopted. "So be it." I decided and began to look for suitable candidates.