Ultimate Equestria
We need to talk.
Previous ChapterNext Chapter"What's up Screwy?" I ask.
"Can I… talk to you? In private?" She asks nervously.
"Of course." I tell her. She creates a sphere of light around the two of us and flies us into the atmosphere. "What's up?" I ask her.
"Have… have you been… keeping secrets?" She asks hesitantly. My eyes widen tremendously. A small sentence flows through my thoughts.
You still need to tell them.
I sigh and say dejectedly.
"Yes…"
"Why?" Screwy asks, saddened.
"Because… I didn't want to jeopardize what I have." I tell her.
"What do you mean?" She asks.
"You know how I told Ben, Gwen and Kevin they were characters in a TV show?" I ask. Screwy nods. "Their not the only ones. …Equestria is part of a TV show too." I say. Screwy's eyes widen in surprise. I continue. "The show is called "My Little Pony, Friendship is Magic" or MLP for short. It shows the life and struggles of Twilight and her friends. From the day Twilight arrives at Ponyville all the way to what happened in Whispers timeline. I didn't see every episode but I saw a bunch of things. The Summer Sun festival where Luna returns. The parasprite incident. The Canterlot wedding. I heard about Twilight and the want-it-need-it spell. Discord breaking out of his stone prison, which I believe was caused accidentally by the Cutie Mark Crusaders. Discord getting trapped in stone again after trying but failing to brainwash Twilight and her friends. The Crystal empire and Sombra returning. Sombra getting beaten by the Crystal Heart. And I know what will happen with Twilight and that journal Princess Celestia gave her." I explain.
"So… you know what is going to happen? Because of the show we're in?" Screwy asks.
"Not exactly. The show has some glaring differences. For one, the ponies in the show are quadrupedal, not bipedal like you. For two, in the show, there aren't any Displaced or void dweller shenanigans." I tell her.
"So you don't exist?" She asks.
"Nope. Only things natural to Equestria or Equis, which admittedly is still quite bizarre." I reply.
"Oh. So… what's going to happen with Twilight and that book?" Screwy asks.
"I… don't think it's my place to say. I will say though, that it will change the face of Equis… forever." I tell her.
"Oh. What is she going to do? Explode?" Screwy sarcastically asks. I raise an eyebrow.
"Hmm. At first." I say. Screwy stares at me.
"I was joking." She says.
"I know." I say, smirking. "Anyway… I'm sorry for keeping this from you. Will you forgive me?" I ask, now downtrodden. Screwy moves to face me, holding my face in her hands. She leans forward and gives me the best kiss I've ever had.
Mmm. Oh yeah. Definitely addicted.
"I understand. And I forgive you too." She says, pressing her forehead against mine.
"Thank you." I say and kiss her again. "Welp, we better head back. Don't want to worry the others." We begin flying back down to the surface. As we land back in town, Twilight walks up to us.
"Seth, where have you been?" Twilight asks, annoyed.
"Screwy and I needed- wanted to talk. Why?" I ask, slipping up slightly. Twilight points at the cheese covered ground.
"Could you please clean this up? It smells." She asks.
"Sure." Screwy pipes up, snapping the cheese away. "There! All gone." She smiles. Twilight sighs in relief.
"Thank you, Screwy. Now, I think I made a breakthrough with the journal so I'll see you later." Twilight says, walking back to her library.
"Be careful!" Screwy calls after her.
"I will!" She calls back.
"You don't have to worry, Screwy. She'll be fine." I reassure her.
"Even though she might explode?" She asks.
"Oh no. She's definitely going to go boom. She just won't get hurt. Hence, she'll be fine." I say, smirking again.
"Your starting to sound like Daddy." Screwy says.
"I wonder where THAT came from!" I joke, making Screwy start laughing loudly. Her laughter is stopped as she groans and clutches her head. "Oh. You got some work to do?" I ask.
"Yeah, got some space to fill." Screwy responds, summoning her staff from a vortex as she does.
"Can I come?" I ask, stepping closer to her. She smiles and says.
"Sure." And makes a bubble around us again. We take off into the sky again. She keeps flying until Equis is less than a dot in the black.
"Is it really necessary to take us this far?" I ask.
"Just making sure my creations can't be seen from Equis. Don't want to mess up Luna's night sky. Now then… I'm thinking a solar system with… five planets."
"How about seven?" I ask.
"Why seven?" Screwy asks back.
"Not counting my planet Earth, it's the number of planets in my old solar system." I explain.
"Wait. Your home is called Earth? As in dirt?" Screwy asks.
"Yep. And the other seven planets are all named after mythological gods." I say.
"Mythological gods? What were their names?" Screwy asks.
"Don't know if this is the right order but there was Mercury, named after the god of speed because of how fast the planet moves, Venus, named after the goddess of beauty for some reason, then there was Earth, then Mars, the… god of war, then there was Jupiter, the largest planet in our solar system and named after the god of the heavens, then there was… Saturn, although I don't know which god he is, then there was… I think Neptune… no, Uranus then Neptune. I don't know who Uranus was but Neptune was said to be the god of the seas." Screwy then begins snickering. "What?"
"Pft, Uranus. Pfft." She snickers, barely containing herself.
"Yeah, ha ha. You aren't the first one to make that connection." I say, smiling. My smile drops as Screwy groans and holds her head again.
"Right, still got a job to do." She says. She then raises her staff, the orb by its head glowing yellow. Before us, a gas cloud comes into existence, before collapsing in on itself, becoming a brand new sun. A brand new purple sun.
"Screwy… why…?" I trail off.
"Is it purple?" She finishes for me. "I decided to make it special and add some potassium salts into it. It'll burn purple for the rest of its life." She says.
"That won't be harmful… right?" I ask.
"It shouldn't be. Tell you what, I'll have this be the Spectrum system." She says, raising her staff again.
"What do you mean, Spec-" She cuts me off by making six planets, each a different colour of the rainbow. "Oh, that's what you meant. Colourful." I comment.
"Thank you. I was aiming for that. Buuuut… I'm not done yet." Screwy says, sending us in a new direction. She arrives at a barren asteriod field. "Aww. All these asteriod are in the w- *boom*" I casually blow up the field.
"Better?" I ask.
"Much! Thank you, dear." Screwy says. I smile happily as she raises her glowing staff. In seconds, two binary suns appear.
"Binary suns? Cool. Anything else?"
"Yep." She then forms a string of planets, that all literally orbit around the binary suns in a string formation.
How did she-? You know what, roll with it.
"Cool." I say.
"Okay, I'm good for now." Screwy says, steering us back to Equis. "All in a good days work."
Author's Note
Curse my laziness, this took some time.
Thanks again, dracochangewing.
