A few mostly calm days later, a message came. A message from Sunset. It was time for the meeting. Sunset had sent a portal through Screwy's staff for us to get there. Stepping through, we see a large elongated marble table with many chairs around it, all of them in groups of three with a number in the middle on between 1 and 14 as well as two seats for Sunset and Yulo. The room is fairly plain with simple dark blue walls and a soft red carpeted floor. Around the table sits Sunset and Yulo and 36 others, all in the group's of three, a God of Destruction, a Supreme Kai and an Angel.

In seat number 1 sits a being with black fur covering most of his body save for his black eyes, pink hands and pink pointy ears. He wears a similar costume to most other Destruction Gods, a short Angel accompanying him. His light blue skin and white hair is indicative of all angels. The Supreme Kai accompanying him looked similar to the Kai next to seat 7 but with pink skin.

In seat 2 sits a tall and beautiful brown skinned woman, she has large green eyes and wears quite a bit of makeup as well as jewellery. Her hair is lack and braided, representing popular depictions of Egyptian female pharaohs back on Earth. Alongside her is a much taller Angel and her Supreme Kai, he was old but bulky sporting a white beard and a small amount of hair on his head.

A huge green robot wearing God of Destruction attire sits in seat 3 through with a hatch on it’s stomach, inside of it the God of Destruction is a small red imp like demon with black eyes. A tall smug looking angel is behind him. His Supreme Kai is short and had blue skin as his white half-mohawk is off to the side. He also wears big rimmed red glasses.

In seat 4, the God of Destruction is a small yellow mouse. He had a wicked smirk on his face. His Angel is tall but is similar to the other Angels except for his pompadour hairstyle. His Supreme Kai has orange skin and effeminate features except for his white mohawk.

Seat 5’s God of Destruction is a tan wrinkly humanoid creature with large purple eyes and a red mohawk. He does not have a nose but nostrils and purple lips as well as whiskers. Alongside him is a bulky Angel and a portly pink Supreme Kai.

The God of Destruction in seat 6 is obviously Beerus’ brother Champa. His brother is heavily overweight. Besides him is his angel. She is tall like most angels and has her white hair in a ponytail. His Supreme Kai is fat and green with hair that resembles the top of a pineapple.

Beerus sits in seat 7 alongside Whis and a purple skinned Supreme Kai. Beerus's silver eyes seems to draw a lot of attention from the other Gods. Beerus's brother and the God in seat 4 seem the most stunned.

The God of Destruction in seat 8 is a golden fox humanoid with yellow sclera and black pupils as well as three tails. His Supreme Kai is purple and long faced with a tuft of white hair. His angel is tall and has short white hair.

Seat 9’s God of Destruction is a short and pudgy green skinned individual with long orange hair, a moustache and beard. His from is reminiscent of a viking. His Supreme Kai is short and lean with light green skin with his white hair in a mohawk. His Angel is very tall and slim with white shoulder length hair.

Seat 10’s God of Destruction is a thin and pink humanoid elephant. He has blue eyes, wide ears and short tusks. Alongside him is a light yellow elderly Supreme Kai who looked familiar. His white hair is in the style of a mohawk flipped to the side. The angel accompanying 10 is short, she has the pale blue skin and white hair that all Angels have. Her hair is combed in an 80/20 ratio with a single braided pigtail on the right side.

Seat 11’s God of Destruction is a tall and scrawny God of Destruction. He looks like a clown, chalk white skin with a hail bald head that has a large orange puff of hair on each side of his head. He has a big red nose and bright red lips, he also has thick vertical blue lines running over both of his eyes which have thick black outlines. His Supreme Kai has lavender skin and black eyes. His hair was styled in a slicked back mohawk. As for 11's angel, she is very similar to the Angel with 6 but her hair is done up in twin ponytails with a small bang on either side of her forehead.

Seat 12’s God of Destruction is a tall fish-like humanoid with red irises and two fin shaped ears. He is also the only god that looks like a conditioned warrior, having a noticeably muscular build. His Supreme Kai has yellow skin with white hair and pointed ears, his eyes are black dots and he has a round nose. The Supreme Kai's head is also oval shaped. The God's angel is visibly overweight and her hair is slicked back.

Beside myself, Screwy and Chrysalis is another open portal, much like ours. I see the seat with the number 13 on it and take a seat before looking at all the others.

"Thank you for having me. My name is Seth. Seth Trian. These two are my Supreme Kai and Angel." I say, pointing at Screwy and Chrysalis respectively. Many of the other Gods, Angels and Supreme Kai's start murmuring and muttering to each other, all except Beerus, Whis and their Supreme Kai. The God in seat 4 looks over the three of us.

“They don’t look like much, do we really need more weaklings and idiots running around?” I narrows my eyes at him before smiling calmly.

"I assure you, I'm no weakling. If you require, I can show you what I can do?" I ask him. Before another word can be spoken, Natsuki, Monika and Sayori step through the other portal.
What are they doing here? Oh… nice job Natsuki. I think, noticing many changes in Natsuki, the first being the immense power she now has. Natsuki’s pink hair is wild and long. Her body is covered in pink fur, a red aura surrounding her body as she takes a seat with a grin. Monika takes a seat next to her, Sayori stands behind them holding onto her staff.

"Oh great. More of them." Beerus's brother says. Natsuki looks like she is about to jump on him. Monika’s eyes narrow.

“Maybe a God of Destruction who looks like he ate half his universe’s weight in food should not judge others before fixing his own flaws?” I snicker at her remark, holding a hand in front of my mouth. 10's Angel smiles.

“As entertaining as this all is, we have other things to discuss do we not. I believe we should get down to business.”

"They're right. Shall we get down to the brass tacks?" I say, many of the other Gods looking confused. "Right, you don't know what that means. Shall we begin?" I reiterate. Sunset frowns as I sense her do multiple quick scans.

“Right now the first point on the agenda is Mortal Levels.” I raise an eyebrow, not familiar with the term. Yulo explains.

“Mortal Levels are the average power of a mortal in your universe. Now that it has been established, first Universe 1 has a Mortal Level of 12, Universe 12 has a Mortal Level of 11.5, Universe 5 has a Mortal Level of 10, Universe 8 has a Mortal Level of 9. For those of you unaware these are the four universes whose Mortal Levels were high enough to avoid participating in the Universal Erasure Tournament that our son held before we regained our powers and memories.”

"Universal ERASURE Tournament? Do I even wanna know?" I ask. Sunset frowns.

“Our youngest son was in charge, while we were gone and I have no idea why his older brother thought that was a good idea. Regardless that’s in the past, as for the other universes with exception of the new ones we will be going over increases. Universe 11’s Mortal Level has passed 7 going from 6.8 to 7.2, Universe 2’s Mortal Level increased from 6.1 to 6.6, Universe 3 has gone from 5.8 to 6.4, Universe 10 went up from 5.5 to 6.4. Universe 4 went down again from 3.3 to 2.5, Universe 6 went up from 3.2 to 3.8, Universe 7 has shown tremendous improvement going from 3.3 to 9 putting it above 7. Universe 9 doubled going from 2.5 to 5.”

"Wait… Universe 7… Beerus?!" Beerus's brother shouts. "How did your Universe go so high?! 3 to 9?! That's impossible!" He continues shouting. Beerus’ silver eyes bore into his brother.

“Champa, I have been taking my job much more seriously and my Grand Supreme Kai is working with me. I’ve destroyed thousands of dead worlds as thousands more have been made ready to spawn life and several have already shown great promise.” I smile at my friend, proud of how he has changed. Champa notices.

"Why are you smiling, human. What did you do?" He asks.

"First, I'm not human." I refute, pointing at the small horns on my head. " Second, well… to be honest… I beat some sense into him. Literally." I say, looking at Beerus.

"You did more than beat it into me. That was the most painful experience of my life." Beerus responds.

"Well… I was pretty angry." I say back.

"Understandable, I punched a hole through her." Beerus says, pointing at Screwy. She shivers at the memory. Yulo frowns.

“As for the two new Universes, Universe 13 has a Mortal Level of 7.5 and Universe 14 has a Mortal Level of 8. Both have been doing good work so far.”

"Wait what?" I say, surprised. I look at Monika. "You have a higher Level than me. Drat." I say as the trio by seat 14 grin. Monika smirks.

“You are pointing to the wrong person, I am the Supreme Kai here. Natsuki is the God of Destruction here.” Natsuki grins.

“Do you really think I am the creating type?”

"No,but Monika is the one closest to me. Also, I see you nailed four?" I ask. Natsuki giggles.

“SS5 actually and I’ve combined the God form with it, so SSG5. I haven’t quite gotten blue to work with it yet.” My eyes widen at her words.

"NICE! Very good for you!" I then look around the table to see most of the other Gods confused faces. "Oh. Allow me to clarify. SS stands for Super Saiyan." At this, many of the other Gods cry out in outrage. Yulo silences them. Beerrus frowns.

“She is definitely at a bare minimum the second strongest of us Gods of Destruction. The Saiyans used the Blue form in my tournament with Champa and this form while not quite having blue power only the previous form is at the fifth level of it. I’m not sure whether she is stronger than Seth at full power."

"Are you insinuating that this mortal is the strongest?!" Champa shouts at his brother.

"He beat me. BEFORE he became a God. I'm not insinuating it. I'm stating it. He is the strongest God of Destruction at this table." Beerus says, a fire in his eyes that none could refute. All the other gods begin shouting again, refusing to believe that a newcomer is stronger. Monika calmly raises a hand, reality begins warping and twisting around them. Reality begins ripping apart around them before reforming.

“You will all quiet down.” Silence fills the room. Sunset smiles.

“Thank you for settling them down.”

"If you all doubt us so much, let me repeat what I said earlier. I assure you, I'm no weakling. If you require, I can show you what I can do?" I ask the table. Sunset shakes her head.

“None of that, he honestly could beat everyone here except me, Yulo, Monika, his Angel, Chrysalis and Sayori, Natsuki’s Angel.”

"Are all of them really that strong?" I ask, looking to the side at my friends. "I mean, you and Yulo, definitely but it's actually surprising." I say to Sunset. Sunset frowns.

“Well your Angel has to be stronger than you and your Supreme Kai, it’s part of the position. Monika’s reality warping is insane, out of all those in this room only Yulo and I as well as Sayori can exceed it as she has to be stronger than her because she is her Angel.” My eyes widen at her words.

"Well. This will be a lotta fun." I smile. Yulo frowns.

“So does anyone have anything else to discuss at this meeting that doesn’t involve our new gods?” Champa frowns.

“What about the changes with my brother?” Sunset frowns.

“As long as the Mortal Level of his Universe grows, it is of little concern. That does bring up another point." She turned to 4. “You’re dropping Mortal Level is concerning, if you keep this up we may need to pick a replacement.”

"I'm actually curious as to why it's falling." I say.

"You don't have a say in the matter. You have nowhere near enough experience to deal with this kind of problem." Champa snaps.

"I'm just asking a question. What's so wrong with that?" I retort. Beerus frowns.

“Nothing, as for Quitela, well simply he was like me before I got my act together but even lazier. I did my job sometimes even if I was very haphazard about it when I did. Quitela never does his job, it’s simply the fact of the matter.”

"Ouch. That's definitely bad. Although I might have an idea." I say, before Seth stands up… While I stay sitting in my chair. "I think a helping hand might do the trick. This is one of my clones. He's not as strong as me but most things I can do, he can too. Perhaps if Quitela has someone to show him how to do what he needs to, he'll do his job better." I, the one in the chair, say.

"I am centuries old! I do not need some mortal telling me what to do!" Quitela shouts.

"First, I won't be telling you what to do. I'm not your Angel. I'm just going to help you pick up the slack. Also, if you're so old, why aren't you doing your job?" My clone says. Quitela looks outraged but doesn't reply. The clone then moves to stand beside his Angel. Quitela then burst toward me only for 10's Angel to appear in front of him and slam his head into the table.

“Forgive my Queens but he needed to be put in his place. He was getting on my nerves.” Yulo nods.

“I understand that Kusu, you seem different from all the other Angels. I can feel something different about you.” Kusu smiles.

“Well I was always a little more emotional than the others, I guess it comes with time. I am the oldest of our family save father.” Sunset blinkes as she looks over the twelve original Angels that are in the room before her eyes widen.

“We have grandchildren!”

"Uuuh…? Ok?" I say hesitantly. Yulo frowns.

“It seems we may need to call this meeting to an early closure, we have a son who needs to give us an explanation on why he didn’t tell us we had twelve grandkids.”

My eyes widen as I realise what she means.

"Oh! I get it. Yeah, That's probably a good idea." Sunset and Yulo frown.

“I trust you can find your own way home from here.” The two then teleport out of the room. Monika smiles.

“Seth, come visit sometime soon, it’s always good to have some extra company around. Celestia won’t cause any more trouble, she did kind of go Daybreaker though.”

"Really? Why am I surprised. Well, tell you what. Natsuki? If you can reach or surpass blue, summon me. Ok?" I say. Natsuki smiles.

“Okay, will do. One day I will surpass you, I have all of eternity to do that.”

"I look forward to our rematch. Next time…" I stand up and walk over to Natsuki. "… no holding back." I hold my hand out to her. Natsuki grips it firmly.

“Will do.”

"Well, this was fun. Let's go girls." I says to Screwy and Chrysalis. "PEACE!" I shout as I jump through Screwy's portal.

Author's Note

A crossover with HeartfireFirebrand's stories, God problems AND Doki Doki Displaced in Equestria. I love this author!

https://www.fimfiction.net/user/296980/HeartfireFirebrand/stories
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/452617/god-problems
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/463531/doki-doki-displaced-in-equestria