Celestial Wings is the most well known spy agency in the world...for all the wrong reasons. And with Celestia Dragon in charge of an alcoholic dragon whore, a psychotic scientist unicorn, an earth pony one step away from a mental ward, a snarky trigger happy Alicorn, a unicorn who only sees money to be made and a Pegasus leader really wanting another job with more pay, the business may as well be in the toilet...if the idiots don’t set it on fire first.

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Based on the animated American adult sitcom, Archer.