Chapters “Where is that stubborn bunny?” Rainbow Dash said, flying over Ponyville. She looked around until she saw a fluffy white tail bounce into the Towne Hall.
"Gotcha now, stupid bunny." Dash said. She zoomed over to the entrance of the Towne Hall and looked inside. Angel Bunny was hopping around and she didn't see anypony else in the room. Rainbow slowly opened the door and didn't find herself in the Towne Hall. The only thing she saw was a pitch-black wall. At least she thought it was a wall. Rainbow Dash put one hoof on it and almost fell in. So this wasn't a wall.
Then what is this? She thought. She slowly flew in and the door slammed shut behind her. Dash zoomed over, expecting to hit the door, but only hit nothing. What was this place? She landed. At least there was a floor. Rainbow Dash started walking around and almost fell at one point. She realized there was a slight brightness to the floor she was walking on. And down below it was also pitch black, just like the rest of the place. She gulped and followed the path. It was taking forever so she decided to fly. But the second Rainbow spread her wings, they shut. She did this several times just to have her wings shut again every time.
"Ug." Rainbow said, annoyed. So she had to keep walking. What seemed like half an hour later, Rainbow Dash was staring at what looked like a mansion.
"What is this?" She said. She knocked but nopony answered. She knocked again. The door suddenly opened and Rainbow was yanked in. Her hooves and wings were tied up. That meant she could fly in this place.
"We've been waiting for you." a voice said. Dash could tell it was a female. But she sounded a lot like her.
"Who are you? And who's 'We'?" she asked. Rainbow tried to look behind her but her head was held down.
"Don't you know us?" said another voice behind her.
"I can't even see you two! How am I supposed to know?" Rainbow Dash shouted.
"Two? Who said there were only two of us?" another pony said. Out of the corner of her eye, she saw the pony's hoof and a lab coat. The hoof was the same color as her. Cyan. She also saw a bit of a Rainbow colored tail.
"What…" Rainbow said, trying to remember who else she knew who looked like that.
"Jesus fucking Christ. Clean yourself up first. You're a bigger fucking mess than me." said the pony on top of me.
"What? DO YOU REALLY THINK I had the FUCKING TIME to CLEAN MYSELF UP? YOU CALLED ME THE SECOND ALL THE BITCHES WERE GRINDED!!! HOW the FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO GET ALL THIS FUCKING BLOOD OFF IN DAMNED TIME, BITCH???" the pony Rainbow Dash saw screamed.
"Jesus Harold Christ." the third pony said.
"Can you both just stop swearing? You both swear every day." said the second pony. A gunshot was heard from another room.
"GOD DAMN IT, RAINBINE!" the pony on top of Rainbow Dash yelled.
"WHO CARES???" yelled Rainbine from another room. The gunshot sounded again.
"Oh my god RAINBINE!!! STOP SHOOTING WHATEVER YOU'RE SHOOTING!!!" the pony on top of Dash said. She got off of her and headed towards the room where this Rainbine pony was. She shook her head and looked around.
"Oh. My. Celestia." Rainbow Dash said as she looked around.
"Why do all of you look like me but also look so different from me?" Rainbow asked.
"Like, we look like this. Duh. Though I'm not sure. Like, at all. Asked her." a pony with a hat and scarf on said, pointing at another pony. And of course, they looked like Rainbow Dash.
"Who cares. Why not go into the abyss instead? It's wonderful there." said the other pony, who was wearing a black dress, black eyeshadow, black earring, black shoes, and black hair tips.
"Oh, shut up, Rainbow Goth. She didn't ask you yet." said the pony.
"I know, you sassy pants. You don't have to tell me." said Rainbow Goth.
"Hey! Let go of me!" Rainbow Dash heard Rainbine yell behind her. She was dragged out of the room by the pony who was holding Rainbow Dash down earlier.
"Ow! CHUCKY!!!" Rainbine hollered. "SHUT UP!!!" the pony with the lab coat on yelled in Rainbine's… could you call that an ear?
"Rainbow Factory Dash! Quit screaming in my ear! That's the fifth time today!" Rainbine shouted.
"Who the fuck cares?" Rainbow Factory Dash yelled. Chucky threw Rainbine onto the floor and dragged Rainbow Dash into another room, untying the rope and thrusting her into a dark room, dimly lit by a single lightbulb.
"Somepony else will come later. For now, this where you're staying." Chucky said and slammed the door shut, locking it. Rainbow Dash spread her wings, wincing a bit. The ropes had been too tight. Rainbow heard a tick. Then a tock.
Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. Tick. Tock. It was starting to get annoying. She saw a clock and smashed it onto the floor. But it continued to tick and tock. She covered her ears. But even though she had only been in the room for a minute, the tick-tocking was now replaying in her head, annoying herself. She tried to think of something else, but the only thing she could think of was the annoying tick-tocking of the clock.
Five minutes later, it had started to drive her crazy. Rainbow Dash bucked at the door. But it didn't budge. She continued to buck it. But it still didn't budge. She continued to buck the door. But it was useless. The door was locked and had barely a dent in it. Rainbow was stuck in an unknown place until she was freed. But when?
"Luna?"
"Coming." Princess Luna said as she walked towards Rainbow Dash. A portal appeared behind Luna and RD bucked Luna through, making a small mark that indicated Luna might survive if she agreed. The portal closed.
"I'm so sorry." Rainbow Dash said. She went back to her house and sat down on her bed. She began to cry.
Why? she thought.
Why did it have to be me? I shouldn’t have done that. But then again, Celestia and Luna were never needed to help keep Equestria at peace. But… Rainbow’s thoughts were cut off as she heard a knock on the door. She opened it up.
"Delivery for Rainbow Dash!” Derpy Hooves said, handing four envelopes to her.
“Thanks.” Dash said. She slammed the door in Derpy’s face and tossed the mail onto the counter. Tank looked at Dash curiously, wondering what was wrong. Rainbow Dash sat down on the couch and lay down on her side. Tank went over and nuzzled Dash. She pushed him away a bit and said,
“Thanks, Tank. But it’s not gonna help.” Tank nodded and Rainbow Dash sat up. She sighed. She accidentally hit the on power on the remote and the TV turned on. Rainbow was about to turn it back off when the news reporter said
“BREAKING NEWS! The two princesses have vanished! Princess Celestia and Luna were said to be last seen with Rainbow Dash, one of Princess Twilight Sparkle’s friends. Our investigators are still investigating. There have been no found clues so far. If anypony knows more, please contact us at-” Somepony knocked at the door. Dash walked over and opened the door.
“Waugh!” Dash yelled as she saw the police at her door.
“Ms. Dash? Do you have anything to do with the missing princesses?” the first officer asked.
“N-no sir.” she said. The officer whispered something to the officer next to him.
“May we take a look inside?” the officer asked. Rainbow nodded her head and let the two police officers in.
SHIT! I JUST REMEMBERED! Rainbow Dash had forgotten about the knife! Where had she put it?
“Hey! What’s this?” the female officer asked, holding up the knife she had used. Rainbow Dash froze.
“Nah. It’s just some ketchup.” he said. So she had washed the knife and spilled some ketchup on it but didn’t have time to clean the knife. Rainbow breathed out a sigh of relief. A few minutes later, the male officer jotted something down and handed a sheet of paper to her.
“If you know anything, please contact us.” he said. Dash took the card and nodded. The officers finally left three minutes later.
“That was close.” she said to herself. She walked over to the sink and washed the knife.
“RAINBOW DASH!” Twilight Sparkle screamed, scaring the shit out of the already unstable mare.
“HOLY SHIT!” Rainbow Dash yelled.
“Princess Celestia was found dead just now in Ponyville!” Twilight screamed.
“...” Rainbow Dash had nothing to say. She didn’t know what to say. She couldn’t tell them the truth and spend another ten years or more in prison (Go past the parentheses cause it's just nonsense if you want. SHADOW DASH REFERENCE. FUCK. ME. THAT FIC PISSED ME OFF SO MUCH FOR NO REASON BUT I STILL MENTION IT IN MY FUCKING BOOK CAUSE I'M FUCKING STUPID).
“Wh-wh-what?” Dash stammered.
"Oh god." Celestia looked horrible. She was missing an eye. Her chest had been ripped open, her ribs broken and her heart was gone. Celestia was covered from horn to hoof in gore.
"I swear I will kill whoever did this to Celestia." Twilight growled. Nopony noticed as Dash flew away to the Everfree Forest. She knew it wasn't safe. But she didn't care. She walked in, not even caring for her safety. She was suddenly thrown into a tree and carried deep into the forest by what seemed like a pegasus. She was thrown onto the floor.
"I told you not to throw her so hard, you utterly useless bitch." a familiar voice growled. Something was injected into her body and Rainbow Dash went unconscious.
Rainbow Dash woke up on her bed.
"Ow… what happened? Everything hurts." she said.
"We found you unconscious by the Everfree Forest." Twilight said.
"Are you okay, darling?" Rarity asked. Rainbow didn't respond.
"Wait… does Rainbow's eye color look different?" Applejack asked. It was true. Her eyes were now a blood-red color. Dash shook her head and got out of bed. Her left eye twitched.
"Dash? You alright? You don't seem like yourself." AJ said.
"M'fine." she said. Actually, she wasn't. She had the sudden urge to kill her friends. She got out of her house as fast as she could, grabbing a knife.
She tried not to look at anypony. Whenever she saw somepony, she had to fight the strong urge to kill them. But there were ponies everywhere. In every direction. The closer, the stronger the urge. She bumped into somepony. Dash looked at them. She tried to keep her hoof down, trying not to punch him.
"Watch it." the pony sneered.
"S-sorry." Rainbow Dash walked around but then somepony blocked her path.
"It sure doesn't look like you're watching where you're going." another pony said. Dash tried hard not to punch them. She was surrounded by what seemed like a gang of stallions.
"Hey! I know her!" one of the stallions said.
"It's Rainbow Crash!"
"Rainbow Crash! Rainbow Crash! Rainbow Crash!" the gang chanted. Dash clenched her teeth and punched one of the stallions. Hard. On the muzzle.
"OW!" he screamed. Blood came out of his nose. She examined her bloodied hoof. A small grin appeared.
"Call me Rainbow Crash again, you'll see how serious this can get." she said.
"Yeah, yeah, Crash. You're jo-" Rainbow Dash slammed her hoof onto his face and bucked him on the side. One of the stallions ran over to his friend. The rest of the gang closed in. One of them attempted to hit her but was instantly taken down. Dash grabbed her knife and plunged it deep into his chest. She put it back under her wing. One of the stallions's eyes widened and he ran.
"Who's next?" Dash asked, a crazed grin beginning to appear. There were five more. Two got closer as two stayed still. One of them glared at her.
"Get her." he growled. The two that had been slowly closing in charged toward her. One jumped, attempting to attack her from above. The other tried to attack from below. Dash flew out of the way and grabbed the one above on the back left hoof. He was flung onto the floor. The one below tried to flee but was hit on the back, his spine snapping. The two still standing fled. The one who had shouted at the two on the floor grabbed the stallion who had been bucked and he and the remaining stallions ran away. Her friends stared at Dash with wide eyes.
"Oh mah god…" Applejack said. Dash walked away. Somepony tapped her side.
"Hey, Dash!" Rainbow Factory Dash said.
"Hey…" Rainbow Dash said.
"That was awsome!" Factory exclaimed.
"Thanks…" Rainbow said, looking at her bloodied hooves. They continued to chat as ponies paused to stare at them.
"Hey, uh, both of ya." Applejack said, trotting over.
"Hi, Applejack." Rainbow Dash said. She quickly whispered something to Factory Dash. Factory wrinkled her nose.
"Sure. But not in front of everypony." she said. Factory and Rainbow Dash took off and landed on a cloud where nopony below could see them. A portal opened and they both stepped in, the portal closing behind them.
"Hey, guys." Rainbow Dash said.
"Are you okay?" Chucky asked.
"I feel like killing everypony I see. Except for you guys. I killed a stallion, by the way." Rainbow Dash said, wrinkling her nose. Chucky smiled.
"So you're ready?" she asked. Rainbow shrugged.
"Follow me." Chucky said. Rainbow Dash followed Chucky into a room. There was a chair with something on it. A cloth was covering it but the form looked like a pony. A mare. The cloth was whipped off, revealing a mare with a pink coat and purple mane. She was gagged and tied to the chair. Dash tried not to attack her. Chucky ungagged her. But the mare stayed silent. She untied the mare and she charged toward Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash flew up and the mare lifted off the ground, hooved forward. She was a pegasus. Dash dodged and grabbed the knife she dropped on the floor. She ducked under the mare and bucked her on the stomach. The wind was knocked out of the mare and Dash stabbed her. The mare landed, her wings still spread. In two swift motions, both her wings were cut off. The mare dodged Rainbow's next attack but Rainbow Dash had thought ahead of time. The mare hadn't thought things through. Dodging was a grave mistake. The blade was plunged deep into the mare's chest. She screamed. Rainbow Dash sliced off her head. Chucky smiled, writing something down on a piece of paper.
"Nice. But I think you can do better. Again tomorrow?" she said. Dash shook her head. "Maybe."
That night, Rainbow Dash had a nightmare. A horrible one. She was the one who killed the sisters, slowly, making the pain horrendously unbearable. She woke up, screaming. She jolted out of the bed. She gasped as beads of sweat appeared on her forehead.
"Oh god…" Rainbow said. She wiped her forehead, trying to go back to sleep, but finding herself unable to.
The next day, Rainbow Dash went back to the place. The one with all her alternates. Mostly evil ones. This time, it wasn't a mare. It was a stallion. Rainbow Dash had slowly creaked open the door, a knife tucked under her wing once again. Chucky had greeted her. The stallion was furiously pulling on the ropes. She recognized him as one of the stallions from the gang. His eyes were pinpricks as he pulled on the rope, rocking the chair back and forth as he saw Rainbow Dash. He was ungagged and untied. Unlike yesterday, the stallion ran away. He tried to open the door but it was locked. Chucky yanked on his ear and threw him in front of Rainbow Dash. He got up and slowly backed up.
Do it. A voice in her head said.
Do it.
Be the killer you were meant to be. Rainbow could start to feel the anger and pleasure from yesterday.
"God damn it." she muttered. Chucky left the room and locked the door so neither ponies could leave. The stallion scooted back as much as he could possibly go until he hit the wall. He was hyperventilating by now. The only way out was the door behind Rainbow Dash. The stallions's fear tempted Dash even more. She glared at him and put one hoof forward. Then the other. The stallion looked around frantically, trying to find some other way out. With every passing moment, Rainbow Dash got closer. Without thinking, the stallion charged the door, which was in Rainbow's direction. Dash snatched the knife and attacked him. The stallion screamed and tried to run, but was too slow. Rainbow slashed at the stallions's throat and threw him on the floor, punching him in the stomach. She placed a hoof on the stallions's throat and slowly applied pressure to it. The slash made it more painful. The stallion tried to escape, but Rainbow's back hooves were holding him down. She applied even more pressure than she previously had. She lifted her hoof that had been on the knife and with both hooves, Dash pushed down on his throat hard and eventually the stallion passed out. Dash grabbed the knife, raised it above her head, and plunged it deep into the stallions's chest, piercing through his heart, and ending his life. Chucky reentered the room.
"That was worse than yesterday." she said.
"Well I'm sorry but he refused to even try." Rainbow Dash snorted. Chucky rolled her eyes.
"Tomorrow. 5 PM." she said and left.
"Her sanity was being plucked apart, one by one everyday. Every second somepony was around. Everypony she killed. Everything she destroyed. One day, she would put Equestria to doom. One day, a war will start. One day, everypony will be miserable. One day, nopony will be happy and free again. One day, Equestria will become Dequestria. One day, the Elements of Harmony will be destroyed. One day, they will take over Equestria. Together."
The next day
"What in the world is going on?" Twilight Sparkle asked.
"Ponies are disappearing every day!" she began to pace the room.
"And why is Rainbow Dash taking so long? She should've been here 30 minutes ago!" The five ponies were waiting for Dash. It was 5:30 PM already. The doors finally opened and Rainbow Dash walked in.
"Finally. A'h was wonderin' when you would arrive." Applejack said.
"Sorry but I had better things to do." Dash snorted. AJ raised an eyebrow.
"A'h don't think there's anythin' more important than this."
"Guys. Let's not start getting mad at each other." Twilight said.
"Yeah, yeah. Why did you call us all here anyway? I've got better things to do." Rainbow Dash said.
"As you all know, ponies are disappearing from Ponyville, right?"
"Ya already told us."
"Well, Rainbow wasn't there to-"
"How can nopony notice ponies disappearing? Some are even freaking out."
"Can you all just stop interrupting???" Silence. Somepony knocked on the door. Twilight opened the door.
"I need Rainbow Dash." he said. Dash rolled her eyes.
"Alright." she said.
"But you just got here!" Pinkie Pie said.
"So? As I said, I have better things to do!" Rainbow snapped. She left with the stallion.
"Rainbow Dash is acting weird…" Twilight said.
"Ya think?" Applejack said.
"THANK YOU for saving me from another episode of Twilight's Lectures." Rainbow Dash said.
"So that's what they're calling it now?" Rainbow Factory Dash chuckled.
"How did you even do that?"
"Had help from TwiDash, who, apparently, is stuck making a boring lecture for the ponies in her realm for tomorrow."
"Woooooooowwww. Sounds soooooo fun." Rainbow Dash snorted. Factory opened the portal.
"THE FUCK, RAINBINE!?!?" was the first thing they heard when they entered.
"Chill out!" Rainbine yelled.
"You almost SHOT ME with your GUN!" Raridash screamed.
"So? You're fashion was pretty annoying anyway. We don't need dresses everywhere." Rainbine said, rolling her eyes.
"Try saying that to Darling Dash." Riodash snorted.
"Mare of a-" They were cut off as Rainbow Factory Dash slammed the door shut.
"RAINBINE! I SWEAR TO TARTARUS I WILL SET EVERY GUN THAT'S EXISTED ON FIRE IF YOU DO THAT ONE MORE TIME!!!" Chucky bellowed.
"DERPIGUN WILL KILL YOU FOR THAT!!!" Rainbine hollered back.
"I'll leave HER guns alone. But I'll burn EVERY. OTHER. GUN. THAT'S. EXISTED."
"AHEM. STOP ARGUING." RFD yelled.
"What the hell is going on here?!" Rainbow Dash asked.
"Rainbine almost shot me!"
"Thanks. A lot. For that damned comment." Raridash growled.
"Hey, I'm just sayin."
"I thought I said to STOP. ARGUING." Rainbow Factory Dash said.
"She did say that." Rainbow Dash said. There was an awkward silence. Then some pony giggled.
"Riodash? What the hay is that?" Raridash asked.
"Um... Do you not remember my phone?"
"Oh yeah... are you listening to that... um... what was it call again? Rocket to... something?"
"The comic dub."
"The Rocket to Insanity comic dub again? That's fourth time you're listening to that today."
"So? It's not like it's illegal. And you shouldn't have said..." Riodash lowered her voice. "... Rocket to Insanity. She's in that room at the moment, you know. Chucky was supposed to move her into the other room."
"I thought it was Twidash that was supposed to move her!" Chucky shouted.
"Well, I thought it was Rainbow Factory Dash!" Raridash exclaimed.
"I told Appledash to do it." RFD said.
"But I thought it was Pinkiedash." Appledash said, flicking a piece of dirt off of herself.
"But I told Amnesiadash to do it!" Pinkiedash exclaimed.
"You clearly said Flutterdash! So I told her to do it!" Amnesiadash yelled.
"I-I told Ch-Chucky to do it." Flutterdash whispered. Everypony turned towards Chucky.
"Well fuck." Chucky commented.
"Look. Move her right now before she busts the freaking door down. The hinges are breaking right now. Twidash, Appledash. Go help her." RFD commanded.
"Um... why?" Twidash asked.
"Stop reading your god damned books and go help out. Also, if you didn't remember, she's not the only one in there now. Oh. Yeah. Amnesiadash. You're helping as well."
"Whyyyyyy? I have to go help Amnesiapie with s-"
"Would you rather rip somepony's head off or be the one who gets their head ripped off?"
"Fine." Amnesiadash grumbled.
"If you do it wrong, you still could have your head ripped off. Now you four go handle her. I have somewhere to be right now."
Author's Note
LOLZ This is so stupid.
It is now 2020 and I'm finally updating :D
The five ponies were waiting outside of Twilight's castle.
"Where's Rainbow Dash? She's never late!" Applejack exclaimed.
"I don't know. I thought I was usually the late one!" Twilight Sparkle said. Pinkie Pie checked her watch.
"It's almost 12!" she exclaimed.
"ALMOST TWO HOURS LATE???" Rarity shrieked.
"Three… two… one… SHE'S TWO HOURS LATE!" Pinkie Pie yelled.
"Rainbow's never been late! What happened?" Twilight said.
"Um… she might still be looking for Angel Bunny." Fluttershy said.
"No way. She would never forget something that easily!" Applejack said. The door to the Towne Hall flew open.
"If you don't get them, then your friends will be goners." Rainbow Factory Dash seethed in Rainbow Dash's face.
"B-but-"
"Either you or your friends will be goners. Now go." Chucky sneered. Rainbow thought for a moment.
"No." she said.
"Oh. We forgot something. We could do this." RFD took something out of her lab coat and waved it in front of Rainbow's face.
"F-fine!" Rainbow Dash cried.
"Then go!" Chucky yelled. Rainbow Dash scrambled up and ran over to her friends, taking a quick glance back. RFD and Chucky grinned.
"RAINBOW! WHAT TOOK YA SO LONG???" Applejack screamed at Rainbow. That made Dash jump.
"Who were those two? And why did they look at you?" Twilight asked. Rainbow looked back. Chucky and RFD weren't there anymore.
"I'm sorry, guys. But I can't come." Dash said, turning her head.
"Why?" Twilight asked. Rainbow Dash looked down.
"Because. It's a life or death situation those two put me in." Rainbow said.
"What's the situation?" Twilight asked.
"You'll know soon." Rainbow said and walked away. She took a quick glance back, spread her wings, and flew back to her cloud home. Rainbow Dash went to her kitchen and grabbed a knife.
"I'm sorry. But I have to do this." Rainbow Dash whispered. She went to Canterlot, making sure the knife was well hidden.
"Your majesties. Rainbow Dash is here to see you." a guard said.
"I wonder what this is about." Luna said. The guard left and Rainbow Dash entered.
"What brings you here today?" Celestia asked.
"I… I need you to come with me. I'll come back for you later, Luna." Rainbow Dash said. Celestia stood up and followed Rainbow Dash out the doors. A portal opened up and Rainbow dash motioned to go in. Princess Celestia took one step and was instantly pushed in by Rainbow Dash. She jumped in.
"Oh my mother of me…" Celestia said.
"I… got her." Rainbow said. She slid the knife down Celestia’s back hoof and the princess winced. The portal closed as Celestia was about to back up into it.
"Wonderful." Rainbow Factory Dash said.
"Who are you?" Celestia asked.
"I'm her but an alternate version." she said.
"You handle her. I'm going to go back for Luna I guess." Rainbow said. The portal reopened up and Rainbow Dash went through it before Celestia could. A knife was swung towards Celestia and cut off her horn.
"Let the fun begin." RFD said as she caught the knife.
Somepony knocked on the door.
"Oh my Luna... it's the middle of the night..." Rainbow Dash mumbled. She got out of bed and headed to her front door.
"Why are you here so early?"
"Where the hell is she?" Rainbow Dash asked herself, pacing around.
Author's Note
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT get this piece of shit out of my life. I quit. Even with quarantine, I have a lot on my plate.
