Dragon on the Moon

After sitting around for an hour, Spike heard someone groaning. He turned around and looked at who was the first of the drinkers to wake up, it was Twilight. "Good afternoon sleepy Twi." Said Spike a little loudly.

Twilight groaned as she grabbed her head. "Shh, too loud." Said Twilight.

Spike couldn't help but chuckle at the sight of his sister, he got up from his seat and smiled at Twilight. He did this for everyone, when they woke up it would be best for them to go to their rooms and rest. Spike pulled Twilight up and carried her to her room. He laughed at the lack of a single response from Twilight. Spike open the door to Twilight's room and carefully placed his hungover sister onto her bed, he tucked her in and gave her a smile. "I'll bring you some water to help flush your system." Said Spike.

Twilight smiled. "Thanks Spike, can I have an orange as well?" Asked Twilight.

Spike smiled. "Sure, I'll get you an orange." This was Twilight's hangover treatment, water and citrus to help flush the alcohol out of her system.

Spike walked out of the room and returned 5 minutes later with a pitcher of water and a plate full of orange wedges. He placed it on the night stand and kissed Twilights cheek. "Get some rest and make sure to drink the water." Said Spike.

Twilight nodded. "I will, love you Spike."

Spike smiled. "Love you too Twi." Said Spike as he closed the door. He walked back to the living room and noticed that Pinkie was awake and looked worse for wear. Spike sighed as he pulled the plump baker up and let her lean her full weight onto him.

Pinkie giggled at Spike. "Thanks for always being such a sweetie pie to us Spike."

Spike smiled. "Don't worry Pinkie, I love you guys so the least I can do is help you home."

Pinkie smiled as she opened the door to her apartment. In the complex the landlord, a woman named Silver Scroll, had three rules, first was rent was always due at the first of the month unless given notice ahead of time, second, renters were allowed to make their place theirs as long as they are willing to pay the cost of repainting the apartment when they move, and lastly all damage to the apartment would be taken from your security deposit and not returned. Add that to the $850 bill a month for everything, how close it was to the university and the store, only an idiot wouldn't jump on the apartment. So, Pinkie took full advantage of the second rule. Her place was pink, pink walls, pink tables, pink ceiling, pink chairs, pink rug, and the only reason she was able to tell the difference between the floor and the rest of the place was because Pinkie had kept the hard wood floors. Her place was also not like the others, she had an extra stove as well as much more counter space to test her cake recipes. Spike wasn't sure if Silver had a clue on what Pinkie had done to the apartment but when Spike first asked Pinkie about how she got someone to do it, all she said was that she didn't hire anyone.

Spike looked at Pinkie. "Let me get you into bed and I'll make you some pancakes and a glass of milk." Said Spike, this was Pinkie's Post Hangover treatment.

Pinkie giggled as she stumbled a little. "Thanks Spike, also, you have a huge dick." Said Pinkie.

Spike sighed. "Pinkie you didn't see a picture of my penis." Said Spike.

"I didn't see a picture of your penis." Said Pinkie in a robotic tone.

Spike smiled. He had learned that Pinkie was very open to suggestions when she was hungover, she was the only one to find out that Spike had lied about the booby party, and Spike said, 'Just forget that I lied.' And she did. At first Spike wasn't sure if she was kidding so he asked her what she remembered about the few hours prior, but he made her pinkie promise to tell the truth. She just shrugged showing that she really didn't remember. So, Spike was in the clear.

Spike helped Pinkie into her bed, which was, you guessed it, pink. Once Pinkie was in her bed, Spike looked for Pinkie's sleeping companion. "Pinkie, where's gummy?" Asked Spike.

"Ackey shoulder." Said Pinkie.

Spike nodded. Pinkie had some weird cosmic sense that linked her body to the universe. When something happened, she would get feelings to help her navigate the world around her, Twilight tried to disprove it once and almost went to the mental ward. But when Pinkie had an ackey shoulder that meant that there was an alligator in the bathroom. Spike walked over to Pinkie's bathroom which was pink and sitting in the middle of the bathroom in his little swimming pool was Gummy. Gummy was a freak of nature to say the least, he was already 20 years old, but the size of a Pomeranian, he had no teeth or claws hence the name Gummy, and he had a stare that would make voices pop into other's heads. Spike walked over to Gummy and picked him up. Spike didn't fear Gummy, because he was a friendly alligator. "Hey bud, Pinkies hungover and needs her cuddle buddy." Said Spike. Gummy looked into Spike's eyes as he licked his own. Spike shrugged as he responded to the question that was asked in his head. "No clue yet, but maybe it's just that, if we can define life, can we really say we are living, could anything call itself living if we give life a meaning?" Asked Spike. Spike started laughing. "Yeah, I agree with you there, but it was worse today, and no she is not the one I'm doing it with, that's my vice Principal that you heard screaming yesterday." Said Spike. Spike shrugged. "Yeah, I know but she's also that girl Lunar from Dream Realm that I told you about last time, there was no way I was going to let that pass me up." Said Spike. One of Gummy's eyes moved away from Spike's and broke the sound in his head. Spike laughed. "Good talking with you too Gummy."

Spike walked back into Pinkie's room and placed Gummy down in his favorite spot on the bed, Pinkie's large mess of hair and sat on the puff. Spike looked at the weird pair. "A match made in heaven or the looney bin." Said Spike as he walked out of the room to make Pinkie some pancakes.

When he was finished, he brought it to her, and placed it on the nightstand, Pinkie was asleep with Gummy. Spike scratched Gummy's head and gave Pinkie a kiss on the cheek. Spike walked out of the apartment and walked back to help his next friend.

When Spike walked into the apartment, he noticed that Fluttershy was stretching. Spike walked over to Fluttershy and gave her a smile. "Hey Flutters, you ready to head home?" Asked Spike.

Fluttershy nodded. "Thank you Spike, but I can make it myself." Said Fluttershy as she tried to get to her feet. But the combination of her heavy chest and her splitting headache didn't follow what she had said. She started to fall, but Spike was quick enough to grab her side. Once Fluttershy was save, she had a blush on her face. "I'm sorry."

But Spike smiled at the woman as he carefully moved the girl into a piggyback. "For what Shy? I'm just helping you to your place, there's nothing to be sorry about." Said Spike.

Fluttershy blushed as she wrapped her arms around Spike's neck, pressed her large breasts into his back and squeezed her thighs on his hips. Spike chuckled at Fluttershy, she was always like this, which just made her cuter. Then he looked down at her tomboy of a roommate who was still passed out. He carefully picked her up in his arm and carried both girls back to their apartment. Rainbow and Fluttershy were the only other two person occupants on the floor. Rarity's sister wasn't a full resident, because she only stays over when her parents must travel for work. Spike walked down to the girl’s apartment and opened the door. Spike walked into the apartment; it was decorated very similar to his place but unlike his apartment there were signs of animals living in there. Spike walked over to Rainbow's room and opened the door. It was decorated with posters of athletes, movies and her favorite book series, Daring Do by AK Yearling, and sitting on her bed was a tortoise, more specifically her pet tortoise Tank. Spike smiled at the little fortress. "Hey Tank." Tank looked at Spike and gave him a slow smile. "I'll give you a few leaves of lettuce when I make Rainbow her treatment, but until then can you keep her company?" asked Spike.

Tank nodded as he started to slowly move to his spot. Spike smiled as he placed Rainbow into her bed. Rainbow loved to sleep with Tank so when she felt the soft confines of her bed, she started reaching out to find him. But Tank was still on the lower half of the bed, so Spike gave the little reptile a boost. He picked him up and carefully lowered him to Rainbow's side. Tank retreated into his shell and resided himself to be his owners cuddle rock.

Spike smiled at the sight and walked out of the room. He walked down the hall and opened the door to the sight of a little white rabbit foot to the face. Thankfully Angel only bounced off Spike's face and into his waiting palm. He looked down at the little rabbit. "My grandmothers’ recipe for rabbit stew sounds good right now and you are about the right size for it." Said Spike. Angel hopped out of Spike's hand and onto Fluttershy's bed, he quickly hid under one of the pillows. Spike gave a simple little laugh, while he was trying to remember his grandmother's recipe for the stew. Spike walked Fluttershy over to the bed and carefully placed her on it. He looked down at the girl and gave her a smile. "I'll go make you and Rainbow your spicy omelets, you just rest." Said Spike.

Fluttershy smiled as she nodded. "Thank you Spike, I'll find a way to repay you." Said Fluttershy.

Spike smiled as he walked out of the room to go make two triple shot Tabasco jalapeno omelets for his friends.

Once Spike was done and the food was dropped off, he went back to the apartment to grab the last three bodies. Spike walked into the apartment and noticed that Luna, Applejack and Rarity were all up. Spike walked into the room and noticed that all of them were looking at him. He gulped. "So, what's up?" Asked Spike.