Dragon on the Moon

by TAD2

Deal With The Dragon

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The rest of the night was normal, Rarity didn't come to check on Spike because Twilight was already home, Luna cooked a great dinner for the three of them, and everyone sat around until it was time for bed. So, after making up the couch and changing the sheets on Spike's bed once again, everyone went to sleep.


After the weirdest night sleep imaginable. Spike was woken up by his phone going off, he just got an email from the school. Spike groaned as he looked at his phone.

Attention: Do to the inclement weather, the school board of C.I.S.D. Has decided to close all schools in the district until next week. Please note that this will mean that classes will be supplemented from the first few days of Summer vacation.

Spike shrugged. "Don't care, nothing was going to happen those days, and my teachers would've given the exams early anyways, so I wasn't even going to show the last week." Said Spike as he tried to go back to sleep on the couch.

"Mind if I join you?" Asked Luna as she walked into the living room dressed in her night clothes.

Spike sighed. "What are you doing up so early?" Asked Spike.

"I got the school's email as well." Said Luna.

Spike groaned as he sat up. He looked at Luna. "Did you sleep well?" asked Spike.

Luna shrugged. "Sorta, I was lonely last night, so I might have snuggled with your pillow." Said Luna.

Spike chuckled. "Wow, now I'm jealous, snuggling with you all night sounds great." Said Spike.

Luna giggled. "Well, maybe tonight you come join me right after Twilight goes to sleep." Said Luna.

Spike grinned at the idea. "I might just take you up on that." Said Spike, he looked around, it was still dark outside, and it was snowing hard. Spike groaned as he could feel his spine trying to pop back into place. "Man, it's really coming down, I wonder what time it is?" Asked Spike.

"It's a little after 7 right now, and yeah it's coming down pretty bad. We got 5 inches overnight." Said Luna.

Spike sighed, he looked at Luna. "Luna, I'm warning you now, during last year's snowstorm, all the girls came over and just had an all-day sleepover. I have a feeling that they're going to do the same thing today."

Luna was confused. "Spike, what's wrong with that?" Asked Luna.

"AJ makes some hot hard cider and by the time dinner comes around, they're drunk. They get talkative and will do stupid things, which I have to stop them from doing." Said Spike.

Luna highly doubted the group of girls could get into that much trouble, but her curiosity was peeked. "What did they do?"

Spike sighed. "After they were all buzzed, they started playing truth or dare, and it devolved into just dare. AJ dared Rainbow to go up to the roof and stand in the freezing cold for 5 minutes, naked. She did, then she dared Pinkie to make the most disgusting cake possible and eat it. She made a soda, fish, and curry cake, then proceeded to hurl her guts out, I held her hair back. Once she was done, Pinkie dared Twilight to do the most unTwilight thing ever, so Twilight unorganized her whole room, which I had to reorganize. Twilight dared Fluttershy to sneak into my room, when I was playing with you in Dream Realm and proceeded to shove my head into her chest."

"Oh, I remember that, you screamed at someone for surprising you, I was devastated when I heard giggling from your mic, I thought you had a girlfriend." Said Luna.

Spike nodded. "Yeah, but then I told you that it was one of my sister's friends and we just went back to playing. Fluttershy dared Rarity to mess up her own hair, which was pretty bad coming from Fluttershy. Then Rarity dared AJ to dress up in one of her fancy dresses." Spike shrugged. "They kept going for a while and sometimes got me involved much to my annoyance. But maybe with an adult around they won't go all out." Said Spike.

Luna smiled. "I'm sure things will be fine." She gave Spike a kiss. "Now, let me start some breakfast for us."


2 hours later.

"Then he started comparing me to his ex, I got so upset that I tossed my glass of wine into his face and left him with the check." Said Luna as she was recalling her last date to the girls.

Spike sighed. He was right, after breakfast, all the girls came over in their PJs and AJ proceeded to warm up the hard cider. Right now, they were all sitting on the floor next to the coffee table talking about past relationships that ended on a sour note, cider in hand and filters off. 'So, Luna can't hold her booze either. Good to know.' Thought Spike. He got out of his seat on the couch. "Well I'll be going to my room to grab some clothes for the day. Try and not do anything too stupid." Said Spike as he left the group.

They all laughed. "So, who's up for some truth or dare?" Asked Rainbow. Everyone agreed to the plan. Rainbow grabbed the cider bottle and gave it a spin. It landed on Luna. "Truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"When was the last time you got lucky?" Asked Rainbow. This was how all the truth or dare sessions started.

Luna giggled. "Yesterday." Said Luna, unaware that she was talking about Spike's lesson. But thankfully the girls were too drunk to notice. She spun the bottle and it landed on AJ. "Applejack, truth or dare?"

"Dare, do your worst." Said AJ.

Luna smirked. "Go give the closest guy a deep passionate kiss."

AJ blushed, she knew that Spike was the closest guy. She got up from her seat and walked over to Spike's room, she opened the door and found Spike taking off his boot. He was shirtless and looked so cute. He looked at AJ. "Oh, hey AJ, you need something?" Asked Spike.

AJ nodded as she got closer to Spike, she took a seat next to Spike and looked at him, letting their eyes meet. "Spike, I need to kiss you." Said AJ.

Spike sighed. 'Someone must have dared her.' Thought Spike. 'But Luna did say that she wanted me to see other people, so I guess it's ok.' Spike nodded.

AJ smiled as she wrapped her arms around Spike's neck and pulled him into a kiss. She could feel her knees turn to jelly as she kept making out with Spike, making sure to press her rack into his chest. But then she felt something long, hard, and definitely not a banana in his pants rubbing against her body. AJ blushed hard and ended the kiss. "Um... I'm going to go now." Said AJ as she ran out of the room. She was thinking about a lot of things but right now she wanted to know what Spike's plow looked like.

Spike smirked as he got his clothes and walked to the bathroom. "I need a shower."

When AJ got back to the group, they all gave her a smirk, well not all of them, Rarity was glaring at her. 'I wish it was me who got to kiss him.' Thought Rarity. AJ spun the bottle and it landed on Rarity. "Um... Rarity, truth or dare?"

"Dare."

AJ blushed even harder as she couldn't help but wonder what Spike was packing. "Um... I dare you to take a picture of Spike while he's in the shower and show us the picture." Said AJ.

All the girls blushed at the idea of seeing Spike naked. "No, he's my brother, I don't want to see that." Said Twilight, she wasn't that drunk to know that she didn't want to see that.

Everyone gave her a look. "Aw, come on Twi, you've lived with him for years, you've probably seen him jerking off before, so either you tell us what he's packing, or Rarity goes and gets a picture." Said AJ.

Twilight blushed as she looked away. "Um... I've never actually seen a real one." Said Twilight.

This was a surprise to everyone. "But I thought you and that guy Flash dated before he got accepted by Crystal Mountain University?"

Twilight nodded. "We did, but we never got that far."

AJ smiled, she looked at Rarity. "So, get your phone, and get me...Us that picture." Said AJ.

Rarity nodded as she blushed. She walked over to her purse and pulled out her phone. She had been in Twilight and Spike's bathroom before, and she knew that each bathroom was equipped with a glass shower. 'Holy crap, I can't believe I'm about to see Spike naked. Water gliding down his toned chest and arms, the steam making me all hot and bothered.' Thought Rarity as she quietly opened the bathroom door and closed it behind her. There she saw him, he was in the shower, his towel was hanging over the door obscuring his face. But then Spike started to talk to himself. "Man, I can't believe how my life has changed so much in such a short time." Said Spike. "But I can't believe that Rarity has a thing for me." Said Spike. This made Rarity stop in her tracks. 'He Knows?' Thought Rarity. "I'm actually a little surprised. I used to have a huge crush on her back when I was in middle school, but nothing I did really got her attention, and here I figure out that she has a crush on me. But I don't know why she's into me, she's gorgeous, she's talented, smart, ambitious, and her boobs are great." Said Spike.

Rarity blushed as she couldn't believe Spike was talking about her like that. 'He really thinks of me like that?' She looked around, she was alone with Spike and the others hadn't come to check on her yet. She quickly locked the door to the bathroom which made a loud click. This alerted Spike. "Oh crap." Said Spike as he turned off the shower and grabbed his towel. Spike walked out of the shower and noticed Rarity standing there. "Um... Rarity, what are you doing here?" Asked Spike.

Rarity took a deep breath and approached Spike. "Spike, I heard what you said about me." Said Rarity.

Spike gulped. "Yeah, listen..." Said Spike but he was cut off by Rarity's lips. Spike was shocked as he looked at Rarity kissing him.

Rarity looked at Spike's shocked face as she pulled back from the kiss. "Spike, you don't need to explain anything." She looked down at the tint in his towel. She giggled as she looked at him. "Spike, could you let me see it?" asked Rarity in her sweetest tone. Spike blushed as he wasn't sure if he was ok with that. "If you do, we can have a little fun tonight. Sweetie Belle is staying with my parents so we can play together all night." Said Rarity.

At that moment, two thought's ran through Spike's head. 'Holy Fuck' and 'Holy Fucking Fuck.' Spike looked down at his towel. 'Ok, you have 7 hours to get back into shape.' Thought Spike. Spike looked at Rarity. "Rarity, why do you want to see my penis?" Asked Spike.

Rarity giggled. "Well, I was dared to take a picture of it, but I would be lying if I said that was the only reason." Said Rarity licking her lips.

Spike sighed as he grabbed the towel. "Do you promise that this picture will not get out there?" Asked Spike.

Rarity sobered up a little and looked a little upset at that statement. "Spike, I am your friend, I'm insulted that you would think I would expose these pictures. The only ones who are going to see it are me, AJ, Fluttershy, Rainbow, Luna, Pinkie, and Twilight."

Spike sighed. "Don't show it to Twi, I don't want her to see it." Said Spike.

Rarity smiled. "Very well. Now drop it." Said Rarity with hunger in her tone.

Spike sighed as he dropped the towel, exposing his semi erect member. Rarity dropped her jaw at the sight of it. 'Sweet Chanel, that thing is massive.' Thought Rarity. She may be a lady, but a lady has needs, and until she finds that special someone she was willing to share that moment with, she had to find another way to get through those needs, so after searching around she found a shop that sold those sorta things and disguising herself in a fashionable outfit, she bought a recreational device that was just the right size for her. She took a good look at Spike's member and using her years as a designer could easily tell that he was already 8inchs long and he wasn't even at full mast.

Spike cleared his throat. "Um... Rarity, you still with me?" Asked Spike.

Rarity snapped out of her very inappropriate thoughts and looked at Spike. "Right, sorry, I was just lost in how manly it looks. You are quite well-endowed Spike."

Spike blushed. "Thanks Rarity."

Rarity giggled. "Well, I must be off, I don't want the others to grow suspicious." Said Rarity as she took a full-frontal picture of Spike, but she also took 12 back ups’ just in case. Once she was done, Rarity looked at Spike and got very close to him, making sure to press her steam-soaked shirt into his chest. She gave him a kiss on the lips and gingerly wrapped her hand on his shaft, making sure that he felt every single finger.

Spike moaned at the feeling of Rarity touching his dick, but as quick as it started, it was gone. Spike looked at Rarity a little disappointed, but she just giggled at him. "Not until tonight, Spike. Be at my place at 9 tonight." Said Rarity as she walked out of the bathroom to rejoin the group. Leaving Spike to process how and why a single guy could be this lucky.

When Rarity returned to the group, it was like they didn't even notice she left, well except for AJ who was waiting to see the picture of Spike. "So, did you get it?" Asked AJ.

Rarity nodded as she took her seat at the table once again and pulled out her phone. "I did, who wants to see it?" Asked Rarity.

It was a pretty unanimous decision among the group, with Twilight being the only one to opt out from seeing Spike's penis. The moment everyone looked at the picture each one had opinions of what they saw. Rainbow blushed. 'I would let him bite me if I got to see that.' Thought Rainbow.

AJ Blushed hard as she tried to hide her face using her hat. 'Sweet apple pie, how does he walk with that monster?'

Fluttershy squeaked and promptly passed out with a blush to rival a tomato on her face.

Pinkie giggled at it and was the only one to actually speak her thoughts. "That is one party cannon that I wouldn't mind getting shot with."

Luna just giggled. 'Oh, it looks like he's almost back to normal.'

And Twilight caught a glimpse of the picture from the corner of her eye, she blushed when she saw it. She had seen Spike's penis when they were very little, because when Spike was little he was very attached to her and refused to take a bath if she wasn't with him, granted that was when she was little and Spike wasn't aware of how different their bodies were. 'He's really grown up.' Thought Twilight as she couldn't help but smile. But not because of her brother's penis, but rather how much he had grown up. There was a secret she had kept from everyone for years and this was around the time DNA testing had started becoming popular. She had ordered a test and used it on Spike so he could learn about his real parents, she was going to give it to him for his birthday, but when she read the results, she was horrified at what she found out. Spike's father was arrested for murder, and Spike's mother was a constant drug user that died in rehab after she abandoned Spike to get high, she also found his real birth certificate and a lot of information about him. But she wasn't sure if she wanted to tell him or not. But ultimately, she tossed the file on him and deleted the file from her computer the next day. Spike was Spike, her brother, he was innocent and shouldn't have the truth about who he was change him. But she wanted to get off the topic of her brothers’ penis, so she looked at Rarity. "Rarity, it's your turn, spin the bottle."

Rarity gasped as she gave the bottle a spin.


After a few hours and enough cider to make an elephant drunk all the girls and Luna were slumped over the coffee table, drunk. Spike was waiting in his room until he couldn't hear loud laughter, giggling, ohs and ews, meaning it was time for him to go clean up the mess. He walked out of his room and looked at the disaster the group had caused in the few hours. The living room was a dump: Pillows and cushions tossed around, the floor had the whole pantry on it, but nothing was opened, blankets were all over the place and other than Rainbows mug, everyone else's were toppled over and dripping their contents over the table. Spike groaned as he really didn't need this today. "Let’s get this place cleaned up." Said Spike.


30 minutes later and Spike was finished cleaning the living room. He had moved all the girls into chairs or the sofa so they could sleep comfortably and to get them out of his way. 'I'm just glad that they all had their clothes on this time.' Thought Spike, he had seen all the girls drunk before, and while most of the time it was harmless, sometimes it wasn't. Twilight was a happy drunk, the more she drank the more she let lose. Pinkie was a reflective drunk, the more she drank the more she reflected on her life. Rarity was a silly drunk, the more she drank the more she acted like a sober Pinkie. Rainbow and AJ were both competitive drunks, the more they drank the more they would try and out do the other and this was always a pain to clean up afterwards. Lastly, Fluttershy was the most unlike herself when she was drunk, she was a uninhibited drunk, the more she drank the more she didn't care about what others thought about her, meaning she was more likely to flaunt her large endowed body, and strip down to nothing, which would make the two competitive drunks strip as well, then Rarity would of stripped to join in the fun, Twilight would join in to the booby party and let lose, and Pinkie would just comment on how she had put on a smile because she wanted to ignore how the world around her was in need of a smile, then she would strip as well. Spike was pulled into that mess and watched as his sister and friends were drunkenly partying. Spike sighed. 'That was the weirdest and greatest Christmas ever.' Thought Spike. He got to see 5 great pairs of breasts and Rainbows.

Of course, the girls didn't remember anything and when they woke up, they were fully clothed. When they asked Spike, what had happened he lied his ass off as to not embarrass the girls and they bought it.

But back to the task at hand. Spike looked over the rest of the apartment making sure that nothing else required his attention, and thankfully nothing did. So, Spike just threw a few blankets over the girls and took a seat on the floor. He turned on the TV and waited for the first of them to wake up so he could help with the hang over.


Author's Note

Told you drunk Truth or Dare was interesting.

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