Life's A Drag

Hello, Diary I'm Draggle!

The weird suit lady suggested I write down my thoughts in this book.

I don't think it will help my nightmares, but what do I know?

I'm ten awesome years old and the orphanage says I have a pension for mischief!

My momma was a filthy old hag.

And my daddy a grumpy old goat.

When I was born, momma took one look and said…

“Well, this brat is going to drag me down.”

Hence my namesake!

I'm not sure why she gave me up though, some say she was exiled.

Others say she simply wasn't capable of love.

I like to think she just misplaced me, and one day she's gonna return to claim me!

Besides, she was a witch, she totally probably had lots of witchy things to take care of anyways.

I don't mind waiting here, I have dozens of loving friends!

And they all love me too!