Life's A Drag

I got into a fight with Molly, she's a dumb ugly princess!

We were playing kingdoms and she said I had to be a servant…

I told her, I'd rather be the wicked witch of the forest.

But she claims witches aren't real!

Said all I could hope for was to serve under people, that I was lower than a cow pie…

So I punched her in the nose, she toppled over into the mud with a humongous splash!

And I got this groovy red color to write with!

Win freaking win!!