"Who the fuck authorized Lethal Force against two FILLIES!?" Cozy screamed.

".....ALRIGHT, SO WE AREN'T ACTUALLY AUTHORIZED TO USE LETHAL FORCE." The guard admitted while still screaming.

"So if we don't come out you can't do anything?" Twilight asked hopefully.

The guards pulled out some canisters. "WE STILL HAVE STUN SPELLS AND TEAR GAS! I'VE BEEN HIT BY BOTH AND THEY AREN'T PLEASANT!"

Cozy gave them an expressionless face. "You're going to use tear gas. Fucking TEAR GAS, against kids? That'll look good on your report." She said with snark in her voice.

The pink pegasus filly remembered something from two weeks ago. "Twilight, do you remember that bear thing you made?"

Twilight nodded. "Yeah, but I need more time for my magic to recover."

"Shit. Okay, Cozy, think. You might just be a pegasus, but you are good at thinking."

"YOU HAVE TWO MINUTES BEFORE WE COME IN!" The guard shouted as they all started to form up on the door.

"I need at least three minutes to recuperate enough for the bear spell!" Twilight whispered.

Cozy nodded. "I'm going to try to stall. You get ready to do your best." She whispered back. Twilight nodded in agreement as Cozy went back to the window.

"You fucking asshats! I seriously doubt Celestia would approve of this!" Cozy shouted.

"You two aren't normal fillies! You are believed to have murdered a stallion!" The guard shouted back.

"How in the fucking HELL do you think we could have killed somepony!? I don't even know my own damn age! We're orphans!" Cozy shouted without missing a beat.

The guard smirked. "He was last seen chasing you after you robbed him and not an hour later you took up residence in his home. Sounds like foul play to me, so I decided to raid you two.

"...Do you even have the authority?"

"Who needs authority to beat a Horse Fly."

Cozy's ears drooped at that. Twilight walked up next to her, now thoroughly pissed off, and glared at the guards.

"I'll have you know that Cozy has saved me more times than I can count. I was the one who killed the stallion, because he was going to kill her! It was Self Defense!" The lavender filly screamed.

"Then come out now and we'll ensure you a fair trial." The guard said with another smirk.

"She was defending me from being murdered by that asshole! And you're full of shit! This is Canterlot. There is no such thing as fair for the homeless. Especially A pegasus!" Cozy Glow shouted.

"Alright. that's enough. Let's get em boys." He said before they moved on the door.

The whole debacle had given Twilight enough time to recuperate enough to use magic again. Her horn lit up with the telltale glow of magic as she cast the bear spell from two weeks ago. The sign on the door suddenly turned back into the bear made of nightmares. It roared and started to tear through the five guards.

Literally in one case.

Cozy and Twilight stared for a moment. "Well. If we weren't in trouble before, we definitely are now." Twilight gulped.

"No matter what happens, I will always have your back, Twilight." Cozy said.

The bear went on a rampage on the guards, who were all trying to fight back. Cozy picked Twilight up and placed her on her back. She moved to fly when she remembered the shield.

"That shield is a problem! I can't fly through it." Cozy said with worry.

The bear threw the guard's carriage into the air with enough power to punch a hole into the shield.

"...never mind." Cozy said before flying through the broken area of the shield and flew off as fast as she could.

Once she was sure they were a safe distance away, Twilight cast a spell to make the bear disappear.

Cozy took them to a tower in the castle. "I don't think anypony comes inside here."

"How do you know that? " Twilight asked.

"The lock that says do not enter." Cozy said, pointing to the door on the outside that seemed permanently closed.

"Oh..." Twilight blushed

Cozy dove into the tower through the window. Twilight looked around the inside of the tower. Cozy looked around too. The tower just had a bunch of stairs leading up a bit, but mostly down. They ascended the stairs to the top and found something amazing.

"So many BOOKS!" They said in unison,

"I wonder why these were made off limits, " Cozy wondered as she grabbed one and opened it.

"Holy Fucking SHIT! This book has some crazy as spells! 'How to turn Pegasi into Unicorn!' Do it to me, Twi!" she said eagerly as she read it.

"Are you sure you want me to do that? You won't be able to fly," Twilight said cautiously.

"All the unicorns say that unicorns are better! So why should I want to keep being a horsefly!" Cozy said, revealing just how much the Canterlot 'standards' were getting to her.

"Cozy! You're letting this place get to you!" Twilight shouted.

“But-"

"But nothing!" Twilight hugged her desperately. "Please, don't call yourself a horsefly."

"But that's what I am?" Cozy said with a pained voice. "That's what they all call me."

"They're a bunch of snobs who don't know any better!"

Cozy started to cry. "But....But....If....If I stay as a Horsef.....As I am now....You'll abandon me...."

"I'd never abandon you!" Twilight shouted.

"But you're an amazing Unicorn! I'm just a pegasus!" Cozy cried.

"You're NOT just a pegasus! You're my best friend and lover.

Cozy sniffled. ".....please don't leave me."

"I promise I won't, " Twilight said, giving her a kiss.

Cozy kissed her back desperately. Twilight rubbed her wings as they made out. Cozy rubbed her back.
She purred. The two just sat there making out lot for that night. By the time they separated, it was nearly 3 AM.
Cozy held Twilight tightly. "I love you so so so fucking much."

"I love you even more than that, " Twilight said with a smile.

They finally got some sleep together.

Author's Note

Here's the next chapter.