How to Love Ponies

by Frizzy

BONUS: Speed Dating Extended Edition

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Chapter 4

You sat uncomfortably on the couch, trying to focus on your book. You didn't know which one you had grabbed off the shelf or what it was about. Your eyes scanned every word of every line, not quite taking anything in, before you flipped to the next page and repeated the process. Right now, you were trying to distract yourself from the memories of the shameful thing you did last night. It didn't help that Lyra was seated next to you playing her harp, while Bon Bon was five feet away, dusting a shelf.

"So, what did you want to do for lunch, Anon?" Lyra asked.

"Gah!" you screamed, throwing your book up into the air, accidentally hitting Bon Bon in the back of the head.

"Ow!" the cream colored mare moaned, rubbing the spot where the tome had made contact with her skull.

"Sorry, Bon Bon," you said, not meeting her angry gaze. "I guess I'm a little on edge, today."

"I'll say," the earth pony whined, joining the two of you on the couch. "You wanna talk about it?"

"Not really," you muttered, trying to avoid looking at either of them. For some reason, they both felt uncomfortably close, as if they were leaning into you, intentionally violating your personal space.

"Come on!" Lyra said. "Wouldn't it be better if you talked about it?"

"It's sort of a guy problem," you muttered, staring at your feet.

"Guy problem?" Bon Bon inquired, dismissively. "We like to think you trust us better than that. You know we won't judge you for whatever your 'guy problem' is. Tell us, did one of those mares last night get a little too forward with you?"

"No!" you exclaimed. "It's nothing like that."

Lyra put a comforting hoof on your knee. "Whatever it is, we're sure it's nothing we can't help you with. It's not like you found some private pictures of your friends and touched yourself while looking at them..."

With that, you flung yourself off the couch, knocking the two ponies off of it in your mad scramble, and ran to your room, slamming the door behind you.

...

You don't know how much time had passed. Since the encounter in the living room you had done nothing but sulk in your room, staring at the stack of wretched photographs, feeling absolutely sick. Just like that, you had ruined the best friendships you had in the magical horse world, perhaps your whole life. All because you were a disgusting pervert who had crossed a severe boundary.

A gentle knock came from the door. "Anon..." you heard Bon Bon's voice call from the other side. "We promise we're not mad. Just let us in so we can talk."

You stuff the damn pictures under your mattress, before walking over to the door. You open it a crack, just wide enough to see the reassuring smiles of the two ponies who mean the most to you in the world. Seeing their faces made you feel like such a piece of shit.

"Hey, buddy," Lyra said, softly. "You wanna talk about earlier? You kind of freaked out when I mentioned... that..."

You opened the door wider, allowing them access to your personal space. The two of them took a seat on your bed, Bon Bon patting the space between them, inviting you to join them. You obliged, sighing as you sat down. A pair of hooves calmly caressed your back, putting you at ease.

"I, uh," you began, thinking of a way to phrase this without sounding like a total asshole. "Found a stack of pictures among the housewarming gifts you gave me."

"What were they of?" Bon Bon asked, looking up at you.

You gulped. "You two. Doing... stuff..."

"You're gonna have to be a bit more specific, Anon," Lyra said. "There's pictures of us doing lots of stuff. Going to the beach, opening Hearth's Warming gifts, feeding birds at the park, we take a lot of pictures."

"You two were... doing things that I had no business seeing."

"Oh," Bon Bon said. Neither of the hooves on your back retreated. The calming careesses continued. There was hope you could salvage your friendship and continue living with your two best friends in Equestria. "So, what did you think of them?"

"What?" You asked, dumbfounded.

"The pictures," Lyra said, picking up where Bonnie had left off. "Did you like them? Were they hot? Is Bon Bon overthinking just how big her delicious, candy butt is?"

"Uh," you started to sweat. How should you answer this? Admit to being a pervert? Tell them how you beat your dick so goddamn hard your left leg went completely numb? Lie? "Yeah, they were hot," you said, deciding on the truth.

"That's good to hear," Bon Bon said. She removed her hoof from your back, Lyra following her example. "We had hoped you would like them."

"What?" you asked again.

"Do we have to spell it out for you?" Lyra asked. The two little ponies' demeanors changed completely. They had now turned almost predatory, gazing up at you with half-lidded eyes. Bon Bon's hoof had moved to your inner thigh, brushing dangerously close to your crotch, while her marefriend gently pushed you backwards. The mint unicorn climbed on top of you, sliding up to be eye level with you, while the cream earth pony laid down across your lap. "We think you're super cute. But, also super, super sexy, at the same time," she punctuated with a nibble on your ear.

Meanwhile, Bon Bon had gone straight for the prize. She was now gently rubbing your hardening member through your pants with her muzzle. "We slipped the pictures in with an old magazine that Lyra should have thrown out years ago, hoping you'd take a peak," she said, inching closer to your zipper.

"But, what about the thing you organized with all of the single mares this side of Equestria?" you asked, your thoughts growing increasingly erratic and erotic.

"It wouldn't have been fair to just take you all for ourselves without letting the other fillies have a shot at you," Lyra replied, planting a light peck on your cheek.

"Besides," Bon Bon continued, teasingly sliding her hooves up your chest and away from the hardening bulge in your pants, rising back up to your face. "We figured after a kind of stressful night with a bunch of crazy mares, you'd need to relieve some stress."

"The question now is," Lyra said, seductively. "Do you want this?"

"Or not?" Bonnie finished.

Fuck it. You threw your arms around the two ponies, drawing Lyra in for a kiss, before pulling away and giving one to Bon Bon. The two of them lunged forward in unison, your tongues engaging in a threeway wrestling match to take control of your mouth. The slippery appendages forced their way into your throat, as the two mares they belonged to pinned you down, establishing their dominance.

Bonnie was the first to pull away, sliding back down your body, gently nipping at you through your shirt along the way. Reaching the hem of the garment, she quickly yanked it off, exposing your chest. She made her way back up, retracing her path, kissing the small indentations her teeth had made.

Lyra, meanwhile, was taking a more aggressive approach. Using her magic to grasp your hand, she forced your fingers to grasp her horn. Taking the hint, you began to pump your hand up and down the spiraled appendage, similar to how you would pleasure your own cock. She grunted and groaned as you stimulated her horn, while it grew steadily warmer to your touch.

Bon Bon had returned to your crotch, nuzzling the prize held within your pants, inhaling the scent through the fabric. With precise, careful movements, she used her teeth to undo the button, followed closely by the zipper. Using her hooves to grasp your pants, she sharply forced them down, freeing your intensely warm member to the cold air. Moving one hoof back into position, she gently rubbed your dick into your stomach, watching your face contort in pleasure, while your hand pumping along her girlfriend's horn grew less rhythmic.

Suddenly, the hoof stimulating your throbbing hard penis sharply pulled away, moving instead to the hand stroking the unicorn's horn. She pulled it away from the bony appendage, before leaning in close to your ear. "Suck it," she whispered. You stared at her. Then to Lyra's horn. Then back to Bon Bon. The cream colored candy mare shot you a look that this was non-negotiable. She grasped your trousers, slowly inching them back up your thighs. Without hesitation, you leaned forward and began to lick the green horn. "That's a good little human," Bon Bon purred, pecking you on the cheek, before moving back down between your legs.

The taste of Lyra's horn wasn't anything like how you had expected. Instead of a bland bone, the magical conduit had a sort of sweetness to it, like some kind of nameless candy. The unicorn was panting, heavily, now. "Fuck..." she groaned, eyes clenched shut, her face contorted in agonizing pleasure. "I-I don't know how much longer I'm gonna last."

"She never lasts long during hornplay," Bon Bon said kissing your meat.

"Sh-shut up, Bonnie!" Lyra whined. "I can't help it if I have an extra sensitive horn!"

"I never said there was anything wrong with it. In fact, I think it's cute," her girlfriend replied, giving you a nice long lick from your balls all the way to your tip. "Please, make my baby cum," she continued, turning her attention to you. "Give her an amazing horngasm, Anon, and swallow it like a dirty slut."

You redoubled your efforts in blowing the unicorn's sensitive appendage, partly because you loved the dirty talk and wanted to please your gentle mistress, and partly to avoid laughing at how ridiculous "horngasm" sounded. You made sure to rub your tongue along the swirl of the horn, letting the tip barely graze the back of your throat, occasionally gagging and letting your saliva drip down into Lyra's mane. You ran your hand along her face, affectionately encouraging her to not hold back.

Your other hand, meanwhile, crept lower, coaxing your partner's legs to spread just a little bit wider. Your fingers gently brushed against the soft fur of her tummy, drawing out a soft coo of arousal, before going lower and meeting with a slick, wet patch. You ran your fingers down the moist cleft of pony pussy, causing Lyra to moan just a bit louder, before inserting two fingers inside the green unicorn. You began to thrust your finger in and out of Lyra's cooch in time with your head movements along her horn, occasionally rubbing your thumb against her exposed clit, turning the unicorn in a trembling, wet, panting mess.

"I'm cumming!" the mint unicorn announced. Her pussy tightened around your fingers, softly squirting a small amount of fluid onto your hand and sheets as you continued to piston in and out of her tight cunt. Her horn grew significantly warmer as it pulsed, releasing a thin goo. The taste wasn't unpleasant. In fact, it was quite delicious. You eagerly swallowed it, not ceasing your head bobbing, trying to milk the magical bone for all it was worth, earning your tasty reward. As her orgasm died down, you pulled away, a gush of marecum escaping from her twitching snatch, and nothing but a strand of spit connecting your lips to her horn, while the sensitive appendage drooled once last rope of sparkling, blue ejaculate, which Bon Bon eagerly swooped in to suckle from the tip.

"So, how's it taste?" Bon Bon asked, licking up and down Lyra's horn one last time. Once her girlfriend's magical cum had been completely consumed, she bent down to give the mare a quick kiss, before returning her hoof to your shaft and stroking it.

"Amazing!" you said, swallowing the unicorn's load. "The taste is familiar, but I'm not so sure what..."

"Rum and cherry cola," the cream colored mare replied. "At least, that's what I've always thought it tasted like."

"Exactly," you said as you laid back, enjoying her hoofjob.

Lyra roused herself from her post-orgasmic bliss. "You... you did good," she slurred, her mind recovering from the intoxication of dopamine. She crawled closer to where Bon Bon was currently jerking you off, extending her own hoof to help. The two mares worked in tandem, Bon Bon stroking the shaft, while Lyra cradled the balls.

Bon Bon was the first to take the next step and took the head of your penis into her mouth. She slowly twirled her tongue around your glans, enjoying the smooth texture of it. She moved down a little further, taking an inch of it, then back up, then another inch, repeating the pattern until the entire length was being pumped in and out of her mouth. She took the entire thing into her throat one last time, gagging slightly, and giving you a sultry wink, before removing your spit-coated cock from her maw, and offering it to Lyra.

Lyra did not hesitate to attempt to take your whole length in a single gulp. Unfortunately, she over-estimated her own skills, quickly retreating in a coughing, spluttering fit. "Don't try to be a showoff, dear," Bon Bon said, rubbing a hoof through the unicorn's mane. She pushed Lyra's head back down, coaxing her to try again. This time, she had more sense, and resisted her marefriend's guidance, stopping right at the point where she gagged. She coughed a few times around your cock, a few tears rolling down her cheeks, but not removing the dick from her throat, letting her esophagus adjust to your meat.

Bon Bon eased up on forcing her special somepony's head down, allowing Lyra to pull back a little. But, the respite lasted only for a moment, as Bon Bon pushed Lyra back down, taking slightly more cock into her throat. They quickly established their roles: Bon Bon being gently dominant, while Lyra was happily submissive. You, meanwhile, got to lay back and enjoy the throatfuck.

Before long, the familiar tingle started to spread through your body. "F-fuck!" you gasped. Bon Bon increased the pace in which she forced Lyra to fellate you, the the mint mare gagging in a steady rhythm with her blowjob. The earth pony leaned down and whispered something in her girlfriend's ear, eliciting a nod in response, never ceasing her oral attention.

You gasp one last time, as Bon Bon allowed Lyra to pull your erection from her throat, but leaving the head in her mouth. Lyra used her magic to rub along the length of your cock, while Bon Bon fondled the balls, trying to milk you for all of the seed you had. With a grunt, you shoot your first rope of cum into the unicorn's mouth. She looked up at you, pumping her magic harder along your member, coercing more jizz to release. Her eyes shined with excitement as you blasted another shot onto her tongue, followed by another, and another.

"That's a good girl," Bon Bon cooed, stroking Lyra's mane. "Don't spill a drop of that sweet, salty cream. Catch it all for me, sweetie."

With a slightly effeminate moan, your body relaxed, coming down from the waves of bliss. Carefully, Lyra removed her lips from your softening penis, trying not to spill her prize. She looked up at you, before opening her mouth in a big, wide smile, showing off just how much you had blown. She used her tongue to swish the pearlescent slime around in her mouth, before turning to Bon Bon.

"Oh my," Bon Bon exclaimed, examining the content's of the unicorn's mouth. "That certainly is a lot," she continued, affectionately stroking the side of Lyra's face. Without hesitation, she pulled the other mare in for an intense kiss. She pulled back, hovering over Lyra, before slightly opening her mouth to let your cum (or, was it technically theirs, now?) ooze back into the unicorn's mouth, who then repeated the lewd display. Drawing together for one last kiss, they turned to you, showing off that they both had a mouthful of baby batter. In unison, they closed their mouths and swallowed loudly, before sticking out their tongues, showing that they had finished off every last drop, like good little fillies.

"Wow..." you said, impressed with the lewd display you had just witnessed.

Bon Bon giggled. "You're not the only one impressed," she said, reaching over and running her hoof along your throbbing erection. "It looks like somebody's ready to go for another round. You up for it, big guy?"

Without saying a word, you scooped up the cream colored mare and tossed her down on top of the bed, lying on her back. You then picked up Lyra and deposited her on top of Bon Bon, this time lying on her stomach, face to face.

"Oh, I like where this is going," Lyra said, giving Bonnie a quick kiss on the cheek. The two ponies grinded against each other, giving you a nice show to make sure you were prepared to please to girls. "So, who's first?"

"I dunno," you said, lining your prick up with the two pussies nestled together. "I was just thinking," you continued, pressing it in between them, rubbing against both of their clits, causing both mares to moan. "That I would just go for it and see where it goes." You pulled back, before slamming into Lyra's dripping cunt, the unicorn screaming in ecstasy. You pulled back out, before sliding into Bon Bon's, who bit her lip, trying to be just a little bit quieter than her girlfriend. You thrust into her a few times, before switching sloppy, pony pussies, again.

The two mares scissored each other as you took turns pounding their tight snatches, sometimes sliding between the two of them, your meat being the filling of a wet, pussy sandwich. Lyra and Bon Bon ravenously made out as you fucked them both, their moans and gasps adding to the symphony of sex.

You felt your balls pulling up, signalling that your release was imminent. "I'm gonna cum, soon, girls," you panted, not ceasing your efforts.

"Yes!" the two ponies exclaimed, thrusting back into you.

"Where are you gonna cum, Anon?" Lyra purred, mischievously.

"You gonna cum inside your favorite?" Bon Bon asked "Make the other one slurp your load out of my delicious honeypot?"

"Oh, please," Lyra laughed, dismissively. "We both know you're gonna be one eating his creampie outta me. Isn't that right, Anon?"

With a growl, you pulled Lyra off of Bon Bon onto her back, laying the two of the side by side as you jerked your dick to release. With a groan, you shot your first load right onto Bon Bon's face, catching both mares off guard. You aimed your second at Lyra, who had the foresight to open her mouth just in time to catch some of it in her mouth. You alternated between them with each shot, before the last of your cum dribbled out onto the sheets.

"You're both my favorite," you said, pulling each filly in for a kiss.

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