Tirek and Cozy Glow have a lot of time to kill together, in fact, it seems like they might have roughly an eternity's worth. It’s a lot of time to have some philosophical questions. It’s lots of time to visit the moral quandaries around sex and age of consent. It’s going to get weird. Cozy Glow is going to make it get weird.

Inspired by the Villains VA Panel at Everfree Northwest and dedicated to Sunni Westbrook and Mark Acheson. Thanks for burning some choice images onto the brains of speaking room full of con-goers and forcing the people with kids present to field some mad uncomfortable questions in the future

Thanks to them and Steel Resolve and TheGreatEater for their edits and suggestions. And finally thanks to the wonderful artist Soulcentinel for their very fitting art.

Warning: No one involved in this is quite sure what the hell Cozy Glow is and she probably doesn’t know either, but that sure is one young-looking pony. Other tags include lackadaisical rape discussion and dubious consent.