Analysis Anarchy: The Red Spy

~Echo Nymph's POV~

"So, Finn. Based on this application, I can clearly see that you're incredibly enthusiastic about applying for the position of Blu Team manservant." Dr. Wolf told our newest applicant.

Finn the Pony is as sweet and kind, as he is blue. Blue fur coat. Blue eyes. And, from what I can figure, blonde mane and tail. Kinda like my sister back in Ponyville. Only she's a Unicorn mare, and her nails and hooves are amethyst purple, not a deeper blue.

To put it basically, Finn is the ponification of Finn the Human from Adventure time. Green backpack with signature golden sword. And even the white hood over his head, light blue shirt and darker blue shorts.

"Wait, what?" I exclaimed, looking at Dr. Wolf with a shocked look.

Manservant? I thought that position was a joke!

Fin squeaked in excitement, "Yes, indeed, I am!"

"You do realize this job involves intense amounts of manual labor, correct?" Dr. Wolf asked in concern.

Finn nodded his head, "Not to worry, Doc. I'm prepared for the worst of the worst."

He grabbed his backpack and emptied it on Dr. Wolf's desk. He had all sorts of stuff packed. Food. Drinks. First aid kits. Traffic cones. Bucket. Mop. Broom. Bowling ball? And a... Is that a rubber duckie?

"Well..." Dr. Wolf recollected himself, "I can easily see that you have the drive for this position." Then he smiled, "I suppose because you're the only applicant, maybe you should be the one to get the-"

Finn smiled and threw his arms around me very tightly, "Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, Dr. Wolf and Miss. Harmony!"

"Finn... Finn! Too tight... Can't breathe!" I struggled to breathe, then felt a snap in my back, "Ow!"

He let me go and smiled, "I promise to be a servant and on the ball as possible! I'll fulfill my team's needs faster than you can say 'Thanks Pallie'!" Then he dashed off, "You'll see."

He dashed into the closest door, which was the back of the shack.

"Finn, wait! That's-" I tried to warn, but he opened the door and Rarity screamed.

Sheepish and apologetic, Finn quickly closed the door and dashed through the exit.

"Welp...We'll be seeing him later." I noted.

"Was that Rarity in there?" Dr. Wolf asked me.

"I asked her to fix my blazer." I answered, "ToonKritic ticked Eliyora off again." I rubbed the back of my neck and flexed my back. There was a small snap and my back wasn't stiff anymore.

"Whoa... Finn fixed my back problem." I smiled.

*A Little Later...*

Unfortunately, things did not go so well as Dr. Wolf hoped. The Blu Team members all arrived to the office, shouting all at once about their problems with Finn.

"Okay, okay. Calm down, everypony. One at a time." I told the team members.

Sweetie Bloom was the first, "He totally ruined my surprise attack!"

Then Keyframe, in a good German accent, "Since when did that... Schrinhund (I think that's what she said)... Think he's more qualified than I to administer medical attention?" She folded her arms and pouted, "I didn't drop medical school for nothing!"

Then KP spoke up, "I swear, by the end of this, someone besides me is gonna be mummified!"

Then ToonKritic complained, "He burnt my shake!" He held up a milkshake glass with half-burnt strawberry milkshake inside. The girls looked at him with glares. "What? Don't act like you guys never wanted to be served food in the battlefield." He glared back.

"I am not even gonna ask..." I muttered under my breath.

"Everypony, please try to calm down." Dr. Wolf spoke up, "Miss. Nymph and I will see what we can do about this."

Then Finn arrived, with two cups of tea in his hands, "Two hot teas with two sugars and a small twist of lemon."

He placed the teas on the desk. One close to me and the other close to Dr. Wolf.

"Oh... Um... Thank you kindly, Finn." Dr. Wolf thanked, while I took my cup and took a sip.

I smiled, "Hey! Orange pekoe with a strawberry twist. My fave." I smiled sweetly at Finn, "Thank you, Finn. How did you know?"

Finn smiled back at me, "Just a hunch." Then turned to Dr. Wolf, "And, no. Thank you, Doctor. I feel like I'm such an asset to the team, as the Blu Team's manservant."

"Manservant?" Golden Fox repeated, then frowned, "I thought that position was a joke."

"We all did, Golden." I answered.

"And we're the butt of it." Keyframe sulked.

"Miss. Nymph and I will handle this, everypony." Dr. Wolf told them, "Please just go back to training."

With that, everyone left. ToonKritic was the last to exit, wondering, "How do you even burn a shake?"

"Ask Sweetie Belle." I answered, "Rarity told me she once burnt juice and cereal." Then shouted, "Now stop moping around and MOVE IT!!"

With that, Toon dashed out of the office, dropping the burnt shake behind him.

"I've honestly never felt like a true team player, until this day." Finn beamed, "I sure made quite the difference in the lives of my blue buddies."

"You... Could say that." Dr. Wolf smiled, unsure how to phrase his words without hurting Finn's feelings, "But, perhaps your eagerness in providing help to others would be best suited in a different fashion."

Finn's smile fell, "What do you mean?"

I thought for a second, then smiled at Finn, "I think Dr. Wolf has just the perfect job for you, Finn."

Finn regained his smile.

*A Little Later...*

With a little teaching, Dr. Wolf and I made Finn the Blu Team's new Engineer. And it was time for his first mission in his new position.

Right now, Lightning Bliss was running around the area, ubercharged and acting like Pinkie Pie when she had too much frosting. Her ubercharge eventually expired and left her wide open for an attack.

Firebrand, VoiceOfReason and I circled her, ready to finish her off.

VoiceOfReason was an Earth Pony stallion. He's the Red Team's Sniper. His Australian accent could rival to Hugh Jackman's genuine. Pale green fur coat. Green mane and tail was a brown streak. And green-blue eyes.

"So... What exactly was your plan here, Gobstopper?" Firebrand asked with a smile.

"What? Don't I make a 'cute' little distraction?" Lightning Bliss asked with a smile of her own.

Wait? Did she say 'Distraction'?

Suddenly, the rest of the Blu Team circled around us.

"Thank for the tele, Finn." Sweetie thanked Finn.

Keyframe grabbed her syringe-gun, "Don't worry. This will just hurt a lot." Then she laughed like a Medic would.

"Clever girl..." Voice gasped.

"Well Done."