The Lost Party Planner

Wow! Is this a story?! Awesome! That amulet must have given me super super powers! Hmmm... Well, you know what they say! Power doesn't need any responsibility! So I'm a great pony to narrate THIS story!!! Huh, maybe I should figure out where Darkened Star is... Oh! She's in the castle! That's so cool! Hi Darkened Star! Oh? You want me to take it off? Okie Dokie Lokie-

"Promise me you will never put that thing on again unless I say you can." said Darkened Star, sternly. "Take this book for how to use it when we need you to." she gave pinkie pie the book.

"Fine....." sighed Pinkie Pie. "Pinkie promise?"

Darkened Star nodded. "Pinkie promise."

"We need to get out of here!" exclaimed Apple Bloom. She bucked the door. It didn't open.

"We can't, Apple Bloom! The door is too strong!" Scootaloo replied.

Sweetie Belle realized something. "Everypony-"

"We need to try, Scootaloo!" interrupted Apple Bloom. Bucking the door again.

"I think I-"

"Apple Bloom! We can't go through that door!"

"Uh everypony-"

"If we try hard enough we can!"

"EVERYPONY-"

"No we can't-"

"EVERYPONY!" shouted Sweetie Belle. "There are no walls, only a door."

"Oh." realized the others. They walked out. The alarm sounded.

"The Cutie Mark Crusaders have escaped!" exclaimed Pinkie Pie. "What are we gonna do, Darkened Star?!"

"Same thing we do everyday, pinkie," replied Darkened Star. She grinned evilly. "Try to take over the world!"

"We need to activate the plan right now!" exclaimed Twilight Sparkle. "If we wait, the Cutie Mark Crusaders will defeat us!"

"Okay..." said Pinkie Pie. "Here we go!"

There was nothing.

Or was there nothing? Nopony could really tell.

Then there WAS something. It was a thing. Nopony could see it though, because there was nopony TO see it.

The thing was pink now. However, it didn't have any geometry, so i suppose it wasn't there. But it was.

It WAS there. Because if it wasn't there, it couldn't be pink.

The pink thing decided that this was getting a little too meta for their liking, so it skipped this part.

There was the Cutie Mark Crusaders, and that was all there was.

"What just happened?" asked Scootaloo.

"I don't know! That was really weird!" exclaimed Apple Bloom. "Where is everything?"

"Hey look! A cake!" exclaimed Sweetie Belle. She went to get it, but her hand went right through the cake. "Huh?"

"The cake is a lie, Sweetie Belle," said Scootaloo. "It's probably just an illusion."

A giant pink pony walked towards them. Under closer inspection they saw that it was Pinkie Pie.

"Hey guys!" exclaimed Pinkie Pie. "I have so much super cool power! Look!" a balloon came into existence, and inflated until it popped. "I was worried that nopony would show up normally, but look! You three are here! We should have a ‘First Pony In Equestria After Pinkie Pie Put On The Annihilation Amulet’ party!"

"We're here to stop you, Pinkie Pie!" shouted Scootaloo, preparing to fight.

"Silly! I'm the one in control here! You can't do anything!" said Pinkie Pie, she laughed. "I should go find Darkened Star!" Suddenly, Darkened Star appeared.

"Seems like you read the book correctly!" observed Darkened Star, "you're doing great! Also, could you get us back into Equestria?”

"Sure!" replied Pinkie Pie.

"Wait a minute, were you letting the Cutie Mark Crusaders hear our plan?" asked Darkened Star.

"Oh yeah! Oopsie!"

The Cutie Mark Crusaders woke up in their clubhouse, everything seemed pretty normal. It was the middle of the morning.

"Huh. That was weird." thought Scootaloo. "Must've been a dream."

"Hey Apple Bloom!" exclaimed Applejack. "Want some pancakes? Me and Big Mac went on vacation, and that's when we found out that Granny Smith is really good at cooking!"

"Sounds great Applejack!" exclaimed Apple Bloom. "See y'all later!"

"I'm really tired," scootaloo decided. "I'll see you all later."

"I need to go help rarity with the dresses," Sweetie Belle admitted. "See you all later!"

"Sweetie Belle darling, I would love for you to help me make dresses, but I simply cannot have your shenanigans interfere with my work. I need to make a dress for Sapphire Shores you know, I can't risk even the slightest imperfection," said Rarity, looking through the fabrics in the cabinet.

"Please go... Play with your friends or something. I heard some ponies from the Crystal Empire are coming to Ponyville, maybe you can go welcome them? I also heard that Fluttershy is reforming some villains so you could help her."

"Rarity, that's brilliant! I should go help Fluttershy with reforming past villains! Bye!" exclaimed Sweetie Belle, leaving the boutique.

"Hello Fluttershy! Can I help you reform those bad guys?!" asked Sweetie Belle, bouncing around the cottage.

"Um... Uh... Sure, if you want to..." replied Fluttershy.

"Hey! I'm pretty sure that all my actions were completely and absolutely justified!" shouted a filly, who was currently chasing some birds. The filly stared at Sweetie Belle for a moment. Then, the filly stopped chasing the birds. "Well golly! It's nice to meet you!" the filly shaked her hand. "My name's Cozy Glow! I don't know why I'm here, but I'm definitely not a villain like all the others!"

"Stop trying to pretend that you're not evil. You literally burnt down that building." said Tirek.

"Well, I have to go pick some flowers, bye!" exclaimed Fluttershy. "And uh... Please don't try to escape... Please." Fluttershy left the cottage.

"Oh and by the way, this isn't real, so stop thinking it is." said Cozy Glow.

"Huh?" Sweetie Belle said, "You're obviously lying so stop trying to think I'd fall for that!"

"Heh. If you say so." Cozy Glow rolled her eyes at her. She continued to chase the birds.

Fluttershy opened the door. "Hello everypony! How are you all doing?"

"Horrible." said the centaur. "This is the worst. Cozy Glow has been trying to make me friendship sculptures out of birdhouses, and they keep getting better with every one she makes."

"Those friendship sculptures are looking very good Cozy Glow! Although, could you stop making them out of birdhouses? Birds need those!" said Fluttershy. "Now, here's our first lesson : Friendship Bracelets!"

"Ugh." the villains said together.

"Do you think they'll figure it out soon?" asked Pinkie Pie.

"Absolutely not." replied Darkened Star.