Pinkie Pie woke up, and decided to make a cake. This was easy, of course, as she was the most powerful being in Equestria. Second to Swole The Third*. She could just make the cake come into existence. However, the frosting was going to give her some trouble. Because although the cake was easy, the frosting was going to take some time.

*Swole The Third was a Griffon, and he definitely lived up to his name. Being able to hold the infinity teaspoon was no small feat, because although it was a teaspoon, it was also the size of the universe. That universe part is a myth, it really was just a teaspoon. Disappointing.

She knew who she was going to call.

"Yes, I would like some time caramel with that," Pinkie Pie replied on the phone. She frowned. "What do you mean there isn't any of the Chocolate Super Special All You Can Eat Buttertime Frosting?! That's the best one!" She looked at the online menu. She stopped the call. "Ugh, fine, I guess I'll have to make it myself!" The lighting boomed down on the castle. She was annoyed, that repair was gonna cost a fortune.

Author's Note

April Fools!