You're Only Human

A My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfic By Andrew J. Talon

Disclaimer: This is a non-profit fan based parody. MLP:FiM is the property of Hasbro and Lauren Faust. Please support the official release.

How the Equestrians used their hooves to actually grip and move things was an endless source of mystery for me when I first ended up here. But right now I wasn’t complaining-That was the furthest thing from my mind, which had gone off somewhere in Heaven.

Rarity’s hooves had begun stroking me, and despite the unknown Van der Waals force method they used to grip things, they were feeling amazing. Especially with lotion she was using as lube. I couldn’t help a groan as I leaned back in the chair, her white hooves sliding up and down my shaft with the most amazing tweaks to the underside and crown.

I would have grabbed the back of her head. However, some time when I wasn’t noticing, she’d tied my hands to the sides of the chair with string. Not very tight or secure, but enough to keep them where they were.

I was already leaking precum all over my cock, making her hoofjob even slicker. Every stroke sent another thought destroying pulse right up into my brain, and I was left practically drooling.
Her devilish blue eyes locked with mine, as she let a little smirk cross her face.

“Hmhmhm… If you think that’s good…” She cupped my balls in the frog of her hoof-Oh right, that’s what it was called, thinking was hard now-Oh goodness!

Her horn lit up, and a warm, tingly sensation covered my genitals from top to bottom. I let out a yelp as it extended past my taint and towards my asshole. I shook my head violently.

“N-N-No!” I gasped. “Not there! Not there!”

Rarity just smirked, and withdrew the force of her magic… But not all the way. She was taunting me, and the knowledge of this made me grit my teeth. I gripped the chair seat hard, the wood creaking under my fingers.

“Hm… Should I get to the main event?” Rarity asked. I managed a nod, but the grip on my balls noticeably increased-Like a hand squeezing them.

“Speak when spoken to, ape,” Rarity ordered. I managed to get my brain back into a working order.

“Y-Yes! Yes!” I hissed.

Rarity chuckled, low in her throat. She licked her lips. She opened her mouth, and in one, fluid motion, took my entire dick deep into her mouth. Her nuzzle bumped against my pubes, and my eyes nearly crossed at the hot wet suction now completely engulfing my most sensitive part.

Her tongue… Oh God… Her tongue was doing things I’d only imagined! Stroking and wiggling all over my cock, curling around it like a lock of hair, and teasing little pressure points I’d never known existed. I was definitely drooling now, my eyes locked onto the show as the rest of my
brain was occupied with the event itself.

She took me in even deeper, her throat squeezing around my length with only a minor gag. I think my eyes nearly rolled back into my sockets as she hummed, vibrating around me. She slowly, oh so slowly, pulled back and let my cock go. She licked the tip and smirked up at me, panting hard.

I could smell her arousal. It was different, a bit musky but still pure and rich. Different from Twilight’s, which was permeating the library air. I could hear her clopping furiously, something that made my dick twitch.

“Haa… So… Who’s blowjob is better~?” Rarity managed, a bit hoarsely. Or maybe a little horsely?

Goddamnit, my brain is so stupid sometimes.

"Y-You," I said. She smirked broadly.

"You're damn right you are, darling," she murmured.

"I didn't think you were so competitive, Rarity,” I managed, which was impressive given how I felt right now. Rarity smirked saucily, and slowly licked her lips.

"I'm very competitive over some things. No one makes apparel like I can, and so far, no one I've met can blow a stallion better than myself.” She looked me up and down.

“I'll have to make sure that extends to men, now, as well."

And down her gob my dick went again, her tongue coiled around me like a snake. I groaned in bliss, and I saw her lift her bottom up higher. I could hear… Dripping from her snatch, right onto the floor. And I saw Twilight, her note taking abandoned, leaning over her desk as she stroked her pussy furiously with both hooves. Her mouth was watering like a sieve and our eyes met. She bit her lower lip.

I felt a telekinetic tug, and I looked down into Rarity’s eyes. The message was clear: If I was cumming to anything, it would be her.

And that look cinched it-I groaned as I came, the semen running up, up my dick and erupting inside her hot throat. She audibly swallowed every drop, sealing her lips tightly around my base and gulping it all down… Until the last few spurts. She pulled off abruptly, strings of spittle still glittering between my cock and her muzzle. I kept cumming, grunting each spurt all over her white face. She closed her eyes like she was in the shower, and licked up every bit she could with her tongue. She let out a sigh that made the last few shots feel like I’d reached nirvana.

Twilight soon entered my field of view, her tongue lashing out at Rarity’s face. The fashionista laughed throatily, and reached up a hoof to grasp her chin. Twilight whimpered softly, hungrily.

“My, you have gotten worked up, haven’t you Twilight darling~?” Rarity asked gently. She gave her a languid kiss, and my dick seemed to forget the last several minutes entirely. My heart pounded in my head and I breathed like I was in a marathon.

Rarity paused and looked up at me.

“Ah, Twilight? Is he okay?” She asked in genuine concern. At least I think it was, my brain was starting to have trouble processing that sort of information.

“Oh! Uh, it’s a response he seems to have when very sexually stimulated,” my main mate (Twilight, I reminded myself) said, “it may be the result of magical influence, I need to do more testing. It usually leads to him-”

I broke the goddamned chair apart with my arms, and pounced on my two females. They yelped and cried out as I pinned them to the floor. I kissed Rarity deeply, dominating her mouth as she weakly struggled, and then switched to Twilight. I was slightly more gentle with her, as her legs wrapped around me.

“Ah! H-Hey! I’m in charge here!” Rarity managed. I responded by shoving two fingers up her hot, dripping hole, and she squealed. “AHHH~! O-Oh!”

Twilight’s kissing was just as desperate, and she responded back with incredible eagerness. It only increased when I grabbed her tail and tugged, hard. She parted her back legs as wide as she could, and I broke the kiss to admire the sight of her beneath me.

Then I grabbed the still squealing Rarity, turned her over, and put her on top of Twilight. Their mixed scents made my blood boil, and I resumed fingering the white mare hard. She cried out, her wet marehood rubbing up against Twilight’s, making my main mate moan loudly.

I thrust in hard, a bit clumsily, but my cock found Twilight’s pussy. I rammed in hard, fighting against her clenching muscles as she screamed loudly. Rarity bucked on top of her, but I pushed her down hard and wrapped my arms around both mares. I bucked into Twilight, the motion forcing her full pussy to grind hard against Rarity’s.

The white unicorn shrieked in bliss, her juices squirting out all over Twilight’s pussy and my cock. I felt a feral growl rise from my throat, and I let it loose as my hips rammed into Twilight harder. She was screaming again, louder this time. Rarity arched her back, and I pushed her head down against Twilight’s.

Their lips met in a delicious, messy kiss, and I leaned up enough to bury my teeth in the back of Rarity’s neck. She broke the kiss to moan, and another gush of her juices soaked out conjoined genitalia. I felt Twilight contract many times around me, her womb milking me, desperate for my seed.

I reached down into the messy furry and slick flesh and rubbed their clits furiously as I threw everything I had into pounding Twilight’s marehood. My balls slapped against her pert bottom loudly, but still muffled against the cacophony of moans, shrieks and cries my mates were making. Rarity was already humping back against my stomach, her needy pussy drooling against my occupied cock. She looked over her shoulder, gaze burning in need.

“M-Me too, me too!” She cried. I growled back, and grabbed her mane. Her eyes widened as I yanked back on her hair, mussing and ruining it with my sticky, messy fingers. I didn’t care, and judging from the orgasm she had, she didn’t either.

Twilight’s orgasms seemed to disappear into one another, her pussy so white hot it almost scalded. She was forcing her hips up into mine, trying to drive me in deeper, bucking against Rarity with animalistic fury.My dick slid past one last barrier, the suction incredible!

I couldn’t make out words in her cries, but I knew what she wanted. What we both wanted.

And I was willing to give it to her… When I felt the tingle of telekinetics against my asshole. My eyes widened as I felt the push up my rectum, against my prostate, and-!

“YESSSS!” Twilight shrieked, and I roared in bliss alongside her as I came. I shot again and again and again, my balls clenched like teeth as I emptied my second load deep into her womb. I could feel her stretching out against my hand between the two mares, and Rarity squealed softly in another orgasm.

Twilight’s back legs wrapped around mine, keeping me in. She didn’t want to let me go, and I couldn’t back out. Nor did I want to. I leaned over a bit awkwardly past the gasping Rarity to kiss Twilight. She returned it happily, her tongue lazily lapping against mine as I filled her to the brim, and then some.

Fuck… Fucking her was like being blown by Rarity.

Twilight relaxed beneath us, and slowly closed her eyes. Her heartbeat slowed, and her tongue went slack. Rarity panted softly, and nuzzled her.

“Oh… Oh my, she’s passed out,” she murmured. She looked up at me hopefully. “So… Can I have some of that~?”

I gripped her white buttocks tightly, making her squeal. I then slapped her ass hard, making it jiggle pleasantly. She yelped. I glared hard at her.

“I didn’t ask for that,” I growled. She shivered, but gave me a smug, unrepentant smile. I felt her magic tickle at my ass again. I slapped her own bottom, hard, and she trembled.

“N-No… But you enjoyed it~,” she sang. “Maybe you should punish me for it~?”

I picked her up and gathered her into my arms. I stepped carefully over the sleeping Twilight, and slammed Rarity up against the nearest, non-book shelf carrying wall. She squealed in delight, and gave me a feral grin.

“I’m going to ride you until you’re broken,” I snarled, and her lower lips fluttered and squirted. She moaned happily as I rammed up into her tight pussy, grasped her messy hair and yanked, and bit down on her throat hard enough to draw blood.

“Break me then~,” she groaned. “Break your mare~!”

I pounded her with everything I absolutely had, hard enough to make the bookshelves nearby shake. I slapped her titties hard enough to leave red marks through the white fur, and spanked her ass until her cutie mark had a faint red hand-shaped bruise over it. I nearly pulled her mane out as my mouth devoured her own. Her tail wrapped around my lower leg as her hooves futilely tried to leave scratches on my back.

Did we have a safe word? Had we decided on one? I couldn’t remember.

She bit my shoulder hard, and I gasped at the pain as I felt my cock slip past one last barrier. Her eyes were wide and threatening to roll back, and again, that cheeky bit of magic was trying to press my backdoor button.

I thrust two wet fingers up her own asshole in retaliation, forcefully and without lube. Her resulting scream was buried in my kiss as she held onto me for dear life.

Goddamnit, I came again. Flooding her depths with my hot seed, and making her womb balloon up from all that there was. I broke the kiss to hear her gasps and cries as our mixed juices ran down my legs onto the floor.

I saw Twilight slowly trot up, and lap at our joined sexes. I reached down to rub the top of her head, and she nuzzled me back. My senses returned to me, slowly, before I got a look at the messy state Rarity was in. Twilight got it too, and winced.

“Oh! Oh, Rarity, are you all right?” Twilight asked. I shook my head.

“I’m sorry if I… If I got a bit rough-” I tried, but Rarity just smiled. She then squeezed around me, hard, and my knees threatened to buckle.

“Not at all,” Rarity sighed happily. “I happen to… Enjoy it when things get rough. Primal. Unrestrained,” she moaned. She gave me a cheeky smile. “And it’s worth exploring, don’t you think? After all,” she hummed, “I hope to have a primal lover of my own, some day. When he grows up. If you’re all right with it, Twilight dear?”

Twilight blinked a few times.

“... Are you… Are you really asking me, after having a threesome with my coltfriend and I, if you can fuck Spike when he’s older?” Twilight asked in disbelief.

“Technically we’re still having the threesome,” I said, my dick twitching in Rarity’s still very tight pussy.

Rarity shrugged.

“Is there a perfect time to ask that?” She questioned.

We were both silent. We looked at one another.

“... She has a point,” I muttered. Rarity wiped her running mascara, and smiled happily.

“So, Twilight,” she asked, “what else shall we experiment with, hm?”

Twilight licked her lips.

“Um, well… I would like to… Be up against the wall,” Twilight managed. I gave her a smile.

“You still can’t say ‘fuck’, huh?”

“Sh-Shut up! I can!” Twilight insisted. I lowered Rarity down to the floor, making sure she could stand. She was unsteady, but managed to totter over to a spot on the floor to sit. She turned around and beamed.

“Well then,” Rarity said politely,” why don’t you give it a try? Ask for it,” she said.

Twilight gulped, and looked up at me. She licked her lips, and took a breath.

“Shepherd,” she began, “please fuck me up against the wall.”

“Like~?” Rarity prompted. Twilight shivered.

“Like a dirty whore,” she said. My dick was back to full mast, and I picked her up. I pushed her up against the wall and nuzzled her happily. Twilight pushed me back and shook her head.

“Rougher,” she said. “Like… Like with Rarity.”

I turned a glare upon the sitting white unicorn.

“As long as she doesn’t do anything to my butt, again,” I growled. Rarity smiled oh so sweetly.

“I promise~!”

She lied. But she got what she wanted.

Author's Note

We're back with more smut! And more shall be on the way!

Next time... I'll leave that as a surprise.