"Okay, y'all stay quiet now." Applejack nods to Big Mac, then slips back into her room. The soft sound of fabric on fabric whispers out into the hall, and then she steps back out--carrying a pair of cloth bundles on her back. "Move fast, but don't trip over anythin'."

She and Mac start trotting out to the barn. It's roughly midnight--the same time they do this every night. "Our li'l secret," AJ calls it.

Once they're in the barn, Applejack nods to a pair of nooks formed by one of the barn's dividers. She tosses the white bundle to Mac, and carries the purple bundle into her own stall...

"Oh, hi Shiny!" she says, grinning nervously. "Ah--I didn't see you there! I'm, uh, glad you came to see me, though."

"...uh, me too?" he replies, mirroring her nervous grin.

"Gosh, I figured you'd be with Cadence, what with the whole 'married' thing," she continues, sliding up next to him.

"...yup."

"...Mac, could y'all get a little more into character? Ah feel silly puttin' all this effort in when y'all don't even say more'n three words."

Big Mac sighs, tugging at his Shining Armor onesie. "Applejack, ain't y'all married to Rainbow already? Ah still don't feel right about this."

"C'mon, Mac. She don't need to know. We been doin' this since we was...well, when we was first learnin' about this stuff," AJ mutters, blushing softly. "Ah don't know how ta stop."

"Why would you stop!? This is so hot."

Big Mac and Applejack freeze in place for a moment; and slowly, they turn around to see...Rainbow Dash. Who is not only wearing a Twilight kirugumi, but also very openly stroking herself.

"...Go on! Do it! Oh, and don't forget to call each other 'brother' and 'sister' and stuff. That's the best part."

They all stare at each other for a moment. Then, they all burst into laughter. "Consarn it, Rainbow," AJ gasps out between bouts of giggling. "You know Ah love ya."

"Yeah, I love you too. Now get with the hot brother-on-sister action already," Rainbow says, shooting Applejack a quick little wink.

"Awright, take two..."

"Oh, hi Shiny!" she says, grinning nervously. "I didn't see you there! I'm glad you came to see me, though..."

"Me too," he replies. "I couldn't go for too long without my little Twilight."

"twily," Rainbow whispered from offstage.

"Twily!" he says, confidently.

"Gosh, I figured you'd be here with Cadence, what with the whole 'married' thing--"

"Aw, Twily, you know I couldn't stay away from my little sister for long..."

'Shiny' smiles, pulling his sister into a hug...and slipping a hoof just far enough back to brush her cutie mark. "Huh? Wh-what are you doing! You're my brother. It's wrong," 'Twily' says with a pout, turning away from him.

"But Twily, you know it doesn't matter," 'Shiny' murmurs, as he nibbles her ear. "You don't care if it's wrong, and neither do I..."

She moans softly, as he mounts her, his massive length pressing up along her belly. "Aah! Big brother, you're so...so big," she murmurs, blushing furiously.

"You say that every time, Twily."

"You're bigger every time, Shiny."

"this is gold," Rainbow mutters.

"Well? What are you waiting for...?" 'Twily' whispers. "Rut me, brother. Rut your little sister!"

He thrusts, nearly knocking her off her hooves as his shaft fills her! "Haaahn~! Awh fuck yeah. Again!" she moans, and again he thrusts--this time, her forelegs give out, and she flops into the hay, purring happily as 'Shiny' plants his hooves on her shoulders.

"Aah--hnngh--yer so tight, sis!" 'Shiny' groans, struggling to keep up his pace--he draws out entirely, only to slam back into her, gasping for breath, moving with the halting, erratic tempo of a pony who has had only one partner. "Ah'm gonna keep goin' 'till yer mine!"

"Hahngh--awh Moon--harder! Fuck me harder!" 'Twily' sputters and moans underneath him, her body shivering as she clamps down around him.

"Ah--ah'm gonna--ah'm close--!"

"Fuck it!" Applejack shouts. "Inside, Mac!"

Big Mac lets loose a low roar, his sack twitching as he releases. "Aaaahnngh...li'l sis," he mumbles, moments before collapsing on top of her.

"ack. li'l help, Rainbow?" AJ mutters, muffled by what feels like half a ton of sweet-hearted big brother. Rainbow flaps over and pushes him aside; his shaft pops free, still spurting, and leaves a nice big stain all over one side of the Twirugumi. "Awh, horseapples...then again, Ah kinda like the look of it."

"Looks like you had fun, huh?" Rainbow says with a smirk, shoving a hoof between AJ's legs.

"Aahn--! Rainbow, y'all know Ah'm sensitive after Ah've--"

Rainbow pulls Applejack into her lap, chuckling softly as AJ mewls and mumbles. Like putty in my hooves, she thinks to herself, as she lifts one hoof to get a taste of Mac's seed. "...heh, tastes like apple cider."

"raaaainboooow," AJ mumbles, lost in a cum-soaked post-coitus haze. Rainbow just laughs and snuggles up next to Mac. She's gonna have to ask for a threesome later.

Author's Note

You are now reading "Rut me, brother" in Hulk Hogan's voice.

You're welcome.