Falling... And Fighting the Locals
What…
I have no clue what’s going on but…
WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE DREAMTIME IS HAPPENING, WHY AM I FEELING THIS COOL BREEZE HITTING MY EVERYTHING!!!!
I think as I was falling through the sky and see a land filled with volcanoes. It seems like I am no longer at the convention centre but like I said. A land with volcanoes, lava and dragons—Wait dragons? I look to see the huge number of dragons in this area and it was so grand to see these magnificent beasts as I suddenly landed on the hard, hard ground. Whelp. I feel so much pain. I wonder how my two buddies are going without me. Knowing them, they must be confused what’s going on. I, on the other hand, am much calmer in these situations. If anyone asked about the whole drunken Australian/Scottish teen situation, I am not that guy.
I am willing to bet that the guy that looked like Jafar after he became a genie did this. And now, I am going to use this oversized gem as a mirror so I can look at myself after I get this paper off my chest—WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HANDS, MY CHEST AND MY LEGS!?!?!
My body looked like someone turned my arms into stone versions of Ultimate Aggregor’s arm, iron version of said fool’s chest and my legs, they look like that of a Steef’s but wood. Oh god, I hope I won’t see—God damnit I has a diamond version of his face with my scar that I got after fighting a grizzly off. And my left arm still got those scars from that crocodile I wrestled. Whelp. I hope that someone knows where I am because I am getting a suspicious feeling that I am in one of my favourite show’s countries. I then heard someone behind me, and I knew whose voice is that. That was Ember’s voice!
“Okay, who and what are you and how did you get in this land without anyone knowing?’’ I turned around to see a younger version of Ember and a bunch of dragons. I putted the paper in my pants and cracked my knuckles to get ready for a possible fight. I know dragons are warriors and they demand respect, which I am not going to give so easily. When I spoke, my voice sounded like a combination of Kevin’s, Aggregor’s and my own which is like an incubus voice whenever I wanted to, which I use to get out of jail easily.
“If it’s a fight you want, then by all means, don’t let me stop you.” I stood up since I was sitting down, intimidating them since I see them start to shake and just like that, I ran straight at them, my hands clenched into fists and I activated the jackhammer part of my arm and punched the one that looked like Garble so much and sent him flying straight through the air into a mountain. Looks like momentum and the jackhammer power is too much. Nah, like a wise man once said, ‘Ain’t no kill like overkill’ which I know I didn’t kill him. Whelp, time for me to beat the rest up and why are they backing away? By looking at this shadow over me, I say Dragon Lord Torch is above me, demanding— “WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING US CREATURE!!!!” Knew it. Whelp, time for me to answer honestly. By honestly, I mean lying.
“Well, my good fellow, I was merely flying when I got hit by a boulder and I was just minding my own business when that happen. I was going to check if there’s any harm onto me when these dragons interrupted me.” I looked at the humungous dragon. Now that I look at them, the dragons look like their show counterparts just younger and such from the show. That’s right, I am a brony, so what. It seems like the dragons accepted the lie.
“Then what are you?” Seems like Ember is still hung up on that. Well then, time to shed a bit of the truth. “I am an osmosian, from another world and dimension. And for my name, it’s Jet Vulsar.”
They looked so confused at what I said but accepted it. Now, time for me to read this note that I got.
Hello, hello my dear victim! I see you are still in one piece, unfortunately, but still good in some ways. I am guessing you know where you are so, I am just gonna explain what happen to you specifically. You have become a combination between Alien Force Kevin, Ultimate Aggregor and a steef with a pocket dimension of live ammo that will return to you. You now have possessed the abilities of the Amperi, Talpaedan, Geochelone Aerio, Orishan, Prypiatosian-B, Osmosian and Steef. You can gain the abilities and limbs of other aliens and your friend Seth has gotten powers of a god, so I gave you an additional power to keep up with him as a safety procedure. You also have the power of a celestialsapien and as long as you say motion pass, you can do anything but within reasonable reasons. The time to take the abilities and limbs of other species you desire will take about three or five seconds.
Do as you wish with your powers now~
I looked back up and look at my reflection and saw my eyes were galaxy-like. Well, that’s new. Wait… Seth is here!?!? I need to go and check on my friend. I immediately yelled. “MOTION PASSED, TELEPORTATION TO FRIEND!!!!”
My friend, wherever you are, I will find and help you out. And no one, is stopping from helping you out and fight all kind of crazy stuff. That is a promise and I never break a promise at all. I closed my eyes, ready for the teleportation to happen. And like that everything went black. I just hope I didn't blow everything up otherwise, I am not going to hear the end of Bella's lecture of my carelessness. And of course, I didn’t notice the letter turning into a samurai and it committed senpuku therefore turning into a huge puff of smoke.
When I arrived there, my eyes were blinded by the bright white and pitch black of the flash. Of course ya might know what might happen next.
Author's Note
First chapter. I am helping out with CrAzY FaLcOn with some part of Ultimate Equestria but with Seth and Bella's pal Jet whom might appear in CrAzY FaLcOn's version.
New and Old Faces
After my teleportation was over, I was recovering from the flash and then, I saw Seth and few others. I was overwhelmed and I crash tackled Seth while shouting his name. Of course, I immediately recognised this area, we were in an alley of Canterlot. I was either worried that my friend had gone to the lifestyle of certain ‘workers’ or confused about why my friend has gone to the job of said ‘workers’. Afterall, yours truly had done things that I regret and will not explain to you all.
“Seth!” I hugged him so tight that he was confused when I hugged him, I must’ve changed so much for my friend to not recognised me— “Jet?!” Never mind, someone else knows me and I have no clue why my heart was beating when I heard that voice but at least I know that someone recognised me. “Who?” I don’t know that voice but at least I can recognise my friend.
“Where-? How-? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!” He was shouting at me. At least that part never changes. “You won’t believ- Wait, Bella?!” I turned around while still hugging my friend. “You’re here too?! Awesome!”
“Argh dangit. I thought I was rid of you.” I heard her said which kinda hurt me. But I shoved the emotional pain with the rest I stored deep in me.
“Ah, ol’ Bel, the only woman who won’t fall to my charms.” I said, dropping my friend to his feet and walks to her, I am still not used to these legs but at least they are big as well as my body. Of course, I didn’t hear her next words until I walked face first into a mana barrier. I guess she doesn’t know that I also have the powers of U. Aggregor and the other aliens of Ben 10, as well as a steef and a double barrelled, wrist-mounted crossbow with a special bag of live ammo which I have gave the leaders of each live ammo type names. The leader of the Chippunks is Darrel, the queen of the Sniperwasps is Empress, Boombat’s leader is Splosion, Fuzzle’s leader is Jaws, Stunkz’s leader is Stench, Stingbee’s leader is Swarm, Bolamite’s leader is Widow, the leader of ThudSlugs is Bang and the leader of the ZappFlies is Storm. During the teleportation, I have bonded with my ammo and can consider them as my family, as I considered Seth as my brother and Bella as more, but I don’t always know what they’re thinking.
And I am being dragged by the tiny purple pony girl by my tail… And teleported out of there by said tiny purple pony girl… “HELP ME GUYS!! I AM BEING KIDNAPPED!!!!” Seth asked the tiny purple pony girl what she was doing, and she replied with “Taking him to Twilight.” As my secret crush was talking more to Team FREAKING BEN!!!! I should’ve gotten an autograph from Kevin so we can share details of our cars which my beauty is a Toyota Supra Turbo and Dodge Chaser hybrid. It even has its own internet and minifridge! I hope I can get my ride back.
Wait, am I in Ponyville? Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh! I hope it’s- and Twilight’s castle isn’t around… And I see her library. Wait… Is this the point of Mysterious Magical Cure or Tirek’s revenge? Since I see the ponies has their cutie marks and magic around, I am guessing it’s the former.
I noticed that the ponies are looking at me and they are anthro and they fear me. Why? And I can hear whispers of something along of the line of the monster that fought against Seth… Wait, did my friend fought Aggregor?! I SWEAR IF HE HAS ANY INJURIES FROM HIM, I WILL KILL HIM AND BRING HIM BACK!!!!
And my rage is gone as I was now being banged against the door as the tiny purple pony- Wait… Is that Screwball? As she tried to pull me through before I activated the ectonurite’s intangibility and I get to see her fall and I helped her up as I made myself tangible and now I see Twilight, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie and, the dragon of the hour, Spike!
“Umm… Hi? I’m Jet.” And cue the screaming and the mane six getting ready to fight me before I used the Geochelone Aero mana to stop them from turning me to stone. “I’m a friend of Seth if you know him!” And they stop before chattering happily to each other cept for Rainbow Dash, I wonder if I should call her Skittles, as she was glaring at me. “How do we know if you are Seth’s friend, all we know that you could be that weird monster guy that fought him. And if not that then how do we not know if you are a spy?!” And like that she made them glare against me and before I can strike them out of Scottish rage, that’s right yours truly is a scotsman but mostly an Australian Aboriginal, the princesses of Equestria, Luna and Celestia teleported here with Team Ben, Seth and Bel. Seth had explained what happened to him, introducing Team Ben while Paradox teleported my keys to my baby, which is the Supra Turbo/Dodge Chaser hybrid, into my hand and I peeked through the window which I saw my ride, with its custom paint job which looks like a charging dragon and Kevin looked through the window as well and we fist bumped each other while smirking at each other. And I guess I better answer questions.
“Like I said, I’m Jet Vulsar, I’m a friend of Seth and Bel. I see my friends more than friends, I see Seth as a brother when I saved him from the thing, that gave me this.” I pointed to the scar on my face which is a bear scratch, which also didn’t affect my new eyes, since they are supposed to be the celestialsapian of my body. “A bear tried to make him into a snack while this.” I pointed to the scar on my left arm which looks like a bite on every bit on my arm. “This was from a croc, who tried to have Bel’ as a meal.” They looked at all my scars and Fluttershy walked up to me and traced all the indents and carved indents on my respective areas. “O-oh my. You poor thing, you must have been in pure agony when these terrible scars happened.” I was in pain when those scars happened. But I have suffered worse. Afterall, my heritage was clear, I am afterall an Aboriginal whom had a terrible history. And I suffered from the bullying and the insults. But I hid that when I heard Twilight spoke.
“Jet, may I ask, what is going on with your body? I mean, I never read or heard of this?!” She looks like she was going to study me. And I aint letting no one experiment or strip me because I have seen too many horror films to know where that might lead me! “How about I tell you all instead of you little miss sparkly experimenting on me.”
They all nod excitedly while Twilight pulled out a notepad. “Now, my body had gone under this process because I brought this.” I pulled out a necklace with the Ultimatrix while looking like it’s made of different elements. “Now, my body is a combination of the aliens of Aggregor absorbed and my legs are different cause it’s a different species called Steef. A centaur race which is like your normal centaur but different like they have a lion’s head, a gorilla’s upper body and finally the lower half is a horse’s body with the characteristics of a giraffe.” I took a moment to stop and wait for them to take the information in, especially Team Ben for I am willing to bet that they never heard of Steefs. Their eyes widen as I pulled a big cup of milk and drank it whole as I readied myself to continue explaining about the Steef’s culture. “Steefs are warriors that prefer to use one type of weapon which is upon my right wrist.” I activated the wrist mounted double barrelled crossbow and putted Storm and Jaws on the slinger.
“These are Live Ammo, the Fuzzle on the right barrel is Jaws. He is a mean, lean, biting machine. He is also the fiercest biter I know. And a great hugger. The ZappFly on the left barrel is Storm. He is the shy yet shocking of all of my live ammo.” I let all of my live ammo out, which I only let the leaders out, which I introduced each one by their names and they responded with their own ways of hellos except for Darrel cause he can talk but I quickly covered his mouth with some webbing so he doesn’t start insulting folks, and it seems they were stared at by my friends and possible new friends.
“And there’s more yet to explain. Questions?” I look around and see that besides my friends, everyone’s/everypony’s hands were up as if we were in kindergarten or first grade. I look at Pinkie Pie and points at her as an indication to ask her question.
“When’syourbirthdayandwhat’syourfavouritecakeandwouldyouliketobemyfriend?” She asked without pausing to breathe and yet I knew what she said due to my necklace on me. “4th of June, favourite cake is a chocolate and vanilla cake with chocolate chips and yes I would like to be your friend.” And I point to Luna who asked me a question about my personal life, which I don’t like sharing at all. But to make friends, I gotta share what I don’t like to share. “I’m an unhired mechanic, criminal and Australian Aboriginal with a Scottish heritage. I have a sister and my parents are divorced and I live with my sister at an apartment. We live far from our parents because they weren’t like your normal parents. They were drunk when they had me and my sister. I ended in jail in the first place cause a guy who didn’t get a memo that my sister wants to be left alone and keeps pinning her into a situation that I will not say but let’s just say, he pulled a knife and missed me. I pulled out a wrench. I didn’t. He’s in prison for attempted sexual assault. I ended up in jail for three weeks. And sugar isn’t my best friend but I need it so I can deal with this situation. Anything else you wanna ask princess of the moon? Cause I’m all ears…” I look at her, daring her to say anything about my criminal history, not knowing that I was emitting celestialsapian energy, scaring everypony and Team Ben. “No? I didn’t think so. Now if anyone or anypony needs me, I am going to a bar to get a drink from.”
I walked off, not even going to answer any more questions till I’m sober and hungover. Now due to the questions, I wonder on how my twin Jewel is doing now…
Meanwhile in the Badlands…
A crater was in the ground with footprints leading to the forest near the Badlands with broken trees and a roar of an angry gal was heard before going to the four pupil less eyes staring at Ponyville from the other mountains.
Back to me.
I shivered in fear as I opened a bottle of ginger beer and I saw Seth telling the crowd of ponies around my car and then started swarming me until I saw Seth telling the crowd that it’s him as well as introducing me but they were both confused and scared until he transformed back into his form then reassuring them. I was very surprised at this. I shrugged and started drinking. The crowd dispersed while I looked at him and started drinking my ginger beer.
“Wow, how’d you do that?” I asked him while drinking my beverage.
"I was shown how. If you want, I can try and show you how I do it? Oh! I just remembered, you probably should try not to touch anypony, you are a Osmosian now, after all." He told me while staring at me finishing my beverage.
"Okay, let's do that then." I look back at him as I pulled out another bottle of ginger beer.
He asked me like right now and I shrugged for my response and I sure as hell don’t want to answer more questions but it seems I have more questions to answer anyway.
“Actually, I’m a little curious.” He told me and I drank my second bottle. Good thing that ginger beer is a fizzy drink with a burning sensation.
“Hm? About what mate?” I look at him as I opened my third bottle.
“First of all, where did that come from?” He pointed at my car as he asked.
“That? I think it’s Paradox.” I told him as I shrugged my shoulders while drinking my ginger beer.
He told me that it wouldn’t be Paradox and he said it could be my displacer and I asked him as few questions regarding the displacer and he countered my points that we have powers and he sensed a power as well I do but due to me having powers of a Celestialsapien, I can exactly see who was spying on us but he told the master of chaos to come out then Fluttershy came and the most craziest thing went past me as I was ready to say ‘motion passed; chaos manipulation of the lord of chaos is nullified for the duration of our chat’ but it went all okay.
Then the crazy small purple pony asked what happened then I have no clue why she was so worry. Then she teleported us but Seth went over the cliff and I tried to grab him. But I didn’t grab him.
“Seth! Hey, ya teleported him over the cliff!”
Then she and I had a argument that lasted for a few moments when Seth came back and he told me that he fought one of my favourite ponies and I asked how he won and he told me ‘sonic doom’ and I stared at him then we had a hell of a training session. Turns out, I have the powers of mutated Kevin 11 as well as U. Aggregor. We had Bel’ come and go and when she came back, the four of us tried to turn me back to human but I couldn’t. My eye twitched when I couldn’t turn back. But I did had practice on my celestialsapien powers when I used the power to make the courtyard that we were training in all brand spanking new before we started. Seth asked me how and I told him the most cryptic sentence of all time.
We were going back to Ponyville when it was getting dark when the girl who stole my heart, and I have no problem with it, voiced a problem.
“Hey, where is Jet going to stay?”
I stopped for a brief moment before saying what could be my biggest decision since taking my twin/young sister out to the country of my friend and secret crush.
“I’m actually going to explore a bit. I only seen Canterlot, Ponyville and the Dragon Lands.”
Bel’ was either concerned or mad about/at me when I said that. She was pointing at me while telling me that my curiosity was the cause of my scars but I gave a retort that I didn’t have powers back then. I was safe with my powers and my live ammo. We looked at Seth who said that I can explore but I can’t say anything regarding ‘MLP’. I agreed and gave him a hug and I tried to give Bel’ a hug but she gave me a handshake much to my chagrin. I floated away from them, knowing that this would be the last time I would see my friends and I spoke a few words that I knew it would be the last time they would hear my voice, but I actually have a plan of action regarding Tirek and The Storm King and such. And if I have the parts of a Steef, it would means that Sekto would be here as well, wanting my head. I spoke the words aloud.
“Motion passed, take me anyway.”
And I flashed to a location that I was familiar with. One of the towns of the MLP movie with the Storm King and such in. I could actually start a shop here and give my customers some stuff while fighting the Storm King’s forces.
After my teleportation was over, I was recovering from the flash and then, I saw Seth and few others. I was overwhelmed and I crash tackled Seth while shouting his name. Of course, I immediately recognised this area, we were in an alley of Canterlot. I was either worried that my friend had gone to the lifestyle of certain ‘workers’ or confused about why my friend has gone to the job of said ‘workers’. Afterall, yours truly had done things that I regret and will not explain to you all.
“Seth!” I hugged him so tight that he was confused when I hugged him, I must’ve changed so much for my friend to not recognised me— “Jet?!” Never mind, someone else knows me and I have no clue why my heart was beating when I heard that voice but at least I know that someone recognised me. “Who?” I don’t know that voice but at least I can recognise my friend.
“Where-? How-? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!” He was shouting at me. At least that part never changes. “You won’t believ- Wait, Bella?!” I turned around while still hugging my friend. “You’re here too?! Awesome!”
“Argh dangit. I thought I was rid of you.” I heard her said which kinda hurt me. But I shoved the emotional pain with the rest I stored deep in me.
“Ah, ol’ Bel, the only woman who won’t fall to my charms.” I said, dropping my friend to his feet and walks to her, I am still not used to these legs but at least they are big as well as my body. Of course, I didn’t hear her next words until I walked face first into a mana barrier. I guess she doesn’t know that I also have the powers of U. Aggregor and the other aliens of Ben 10, as well as a steef and a double barrelled, wrist-mounted crossbow with a special bag of live ammo which I have gave the leaders of each live ammo type names. The leader of the Chippunks is Darrel, the queen of the Sniperwasps is Empress, Boombat’s leader is Splosion, Fuzzle’s leader is Jaws, Stunkz’s leader is Stench, Stingbee’s leader is Swarm, Bolamite’s leader is Widow, the leader of ThudSlugs is Bang and the leader of the ZappFlies is Storm. During the teleportation, I have bonded with my ammo and can consider them as my family, as I considered Seth as my brother and Bella as more, but I don’t always know what they’re thinking.
And I am being dragged by the tiny purple pony girl by my tail… And teleported out of there by said tiny purple pony girl… “HELP ME GUYS!! I AM BEING KIDNAPPED!!!!” Seth asked the tiny purple pony girl what she was doing, and she replied with “Taking him to Twilight.” As my secret crush was talking more to Team FREAKING BEN!!!! I should’ve gotten an autograph from Kevin so we can share details of our cars which my beauty is a Toyota Supra Turbo and Dodge Chaser hybrid. It even has its own internet and minifridge! I hope I can get my ride back.
Wait, am I in Ponyville? Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh! I hope it’s- and Twilight’s castle isn’t around… And I see her library. Wait… Is this the point of Mysterious Magical Cure or Tirek’s revenge? Since I see the ponies has their cutie marks and magic around, I am guessing it’s the former.
I noticed that the ponies are looking at me and they are anthro and they fear me. Why? And I can hear whispers of something along of the line of the monster that fought against Seth… Wait, did my friend fought Aggregor?! I SWEAR IF HE HAS ANY INJURIES FROM HIM, I WILL KILL HIM AND BRING HIM BACK!!!!
And my rage is gone as I was now being banged against the door as the tiny purple pony- Wait… Is that Screwball? As she tried to pull me through before I activated the ectonurite’s intangibility and I get to see her fall and I helped her up as I made myself tangible and now I see Twilight, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie and, the dragon of the hour, Spike!
“Umm… Hi? I’m Jet.” And cue the screaming and the mane six getting ready to fight me before I used the Geochelone Aero mana to stop them from turning me to stone. “I’m a friend of Seth if you know him!” And they stop before chattering happily to each other cept for Rainbow Dash, I wonder if I should call her Skittles, as she was glaring at me. “How do we know if you are Seth’s friend, all we know that you could be that weird monster guy that fought him. And if not that then how do we not know if you are a spy?!” And like that she made them glare against me and before I can strike them out of Scottish rage, that’s right yours truly is a scotsman but mostly an Australian Aboriginal, the princesses of Equestria, Luna and Celestia teleported here with Team Ben, Seth and Bel. Seth had explained what happened to him, introducing Team Ben while Paradox teleported my keys to my baby, which is the Supra Turbo/Dodge Chaser hybrid, into my hand and I peeked through the window which I saw my ride, with its custom paint job which looks like a charging dragon and Kevin looked through the window as well and we fist bumped each other while smirking at each other. And I guess I better answer questions.
“Like I said, I’m Jet Vulsar, I’m a friend of Seth and Bel. I see my friends more than friends, I see Seth as a brother when I saved him from the thing, that gave me this.” I pointed to the scar on my face which is a bear scratch, which also didn’t affect my new eyes, since they are supposed to be the celestialsapian of my body. “A bear tried to make him into a snack while this.” I pointed to the scar on my left arm which looks like a bite on every bit on my arm. “This was from a croc, who tried to have Bel’ as a meal.” They looked at all my scars and Fluttershy walked up to me and traced all the indents and carved indents on my respective areas. “O-oh my. You poor thing, you must have been in pure agony when these terrible scars happened.” I was in pain when those scars happened. But I have suffered worse. Afterall, my heritage was clear, I am afterall an Aboriginal whom had a terrible history. And I suffered from the bullying and the insults. But I hid that when I heard Twilight spoke.
“Jet, may I ask, what is going on with your body? I mean, I never read or heard of this?!” She looks like she was going to study me. And I aint letting no one experiment or strip me because I have seen too many horror films to know where that might lead me! “How about I tell you all instead of you little miss sparkly experimenting on me.”
They all nod excitedly while Twilight pulled out a notepad. “Now, my body had gone under this process because I brought this.” I pulled out a necklace with the Ultimatrix while looking like it’s made of different elements. “Now, my body is a combination of the aliens of Aggregor absorbed and my legs are different cause it’s a different species called Steef. A centaur race which is like your normal centaur but different like they have a lion’s head, a gorilla’s upper body and finally the lower half is a horse’s body with the characteristics of a giraffe.” I took a moment to stop and wait for them to take the information in, especially Team Ben for I am willing to bet that they never heard of Steefs. Their eyes widen as I pulled a big cup of milk and drank it whole as I readied myself to continue explaining about the Steef’s culture. “Steefs are warriors that prefer to use one type of weapon which is upon my right wrist.” I activated the wrist mounted double barrelled crossbow and putted Storm and Jaws on the slinger.
“These are Live Ammo, the Fuzzle on the right barrel is Jaws. He is a mean, lean, biting machine. He is also the fiercest biter I know. And a great hugger. The ZappFly on the left barrel is Storm. He is the shy yet shocking of all of my live ammo.” I let all of my live ammo out, which I only let the leaders out, which I introduced each one by their names and they responded with their own ways of hellos except for Darrel cause he can talk but I quickly covered his mouth with some webbing so he doesn’t start insulting folks, and it seems they were stared at by my friends and possible new friends.
“And there’s more yet to explain. Questions?” I look around and see that besides my friends, everyone’s/everypony’s hands were up as if we were in kindergarten or first grade. I look at Pinkie Pie and points at her as an indication to ask her question.
“When’syourbirthdayandwhat’syourfavouritecakeandwouldyouliketobemyfriend?” She asked without pausing to breathe and yet I knew what she said due to my necklace on me. “4th of June, favourite cake is a chocolate and vanilla cake with chocolate chips and yes I would like to be your friend.” And I point to Luna who asked me a question about my personal life, which I don’t like sharing at all. But to make friends, I gotta share what I don’t like to share. “I’m an unhired mechanic, criminal and Australian Aboriginal with a Scottish heritage. I have a sister and my parents are divorced and I live with my sister at an apartment. We live far from our parents because they weren’t like your normal parents. They were drunk when they had me and my sister. I ended in jail in the first place cause a guy who didn’t get a memo that my sister wants to be left alone and keeps pinning her into a situation that I will not say but let’s just say, he pulled a knife and missed me. I pulled out a wrench. I didn’t. He’s in prison for attempted sexual assault. I ended up in jail for three weeks. And sugar isn’t my best friend but I need it so I can deal with this situation. Anything else you wanna ask princess of the moon? Cause I’m all ears…” I look at her, daring her to say anything about my criminal history, not knowing that I was emitting celestialsapian energy, scaring everypony and Team Ben. “No? I didn’t think so. Now if anyone or anypony needs me, I am going to a bar to get a drink from.”
I walked off, not even going to answer any more questions till I’m sober and hungover. Now due to the questions, I wonder on how my twin Jewel is doing now…
Meanwhile in the Badlands…
A crater was in the ground with footprints leading to the forest near the Badlands with broken trees and a roar of an angry gal was heard before going to the four pupil less eyes staring at Ponyville from the other mountains.
Back to me.
I shivered in fear as I opened a bottle of ginger beer and I saw Seth telling the crowd of ponies around my car and then started swarming me until I saw Seth telling the crowd that it’s him as well as introducing me but they were both confused and scared until he transformed back into his form then reassuring them. I was very surprised at this. I shrugged and started drinking. The crowd dispersed while I looked at him and started drinking my ginger beer.
“Wow, how’d you do that?” I asked him while drinking my beverage.
"I was shown how. If you want, I can try and show you how I do it? Oh! I just remembered, you probably should try not to touch anypony, you are a Osmosian now, after all." He told me while staring at me finishing my beverage.
"Okay, let's do that then." I look back at him as I pulled out another bottle of ginger beer.
He asked me like right now and I shrugged for my response and I sure as hell don’t want to answer more questions but it seems I have more questions to answer anyway.
“Actually, I’m a little curious.” He told me and I drank my second bottle. Good thing that ginger beer is a fizzy drink with a burning sensation.
“Hm? About what mate?” I look at him as I opened my third bottle.
“First of all, where did that come from?” He pointed at my car as he asked.
“That? I think it’s Paradox.” I told him as I shrugged my shoulders while drinking my ginger beer.
He told me that it wouldn’t be Paradox and he said it could be my displacer and I asked him as few questions regarding the displacer and he countered my points that we have powers and he sensed a power as well I do but due to me having powers of a Celestialsapien, I can exactly see who was spying on us but he told the master of chaos to come out then Fluttershy came and the most craziest thing went past me as I was ready to say ‘motion passed; chaos manipulation of the lord of chaos is nullified for the duration of our chat’ but it went all okay.
Then the crazy small purple pony asked what happened then I have no clue why she was so worry. Then she teleported us but Seth went over the cliff and I tried to grab him. But I didn’t grab him.
“Seth! Hey, ya teleported him over the cliff!”
Then she and I had a argument that lasted for a few moments when Seth came back and he told me that he fought one of my favourite ponies and I asked how he won and he told me ‘sonic doom’ and I stared at him then we had a hell of a training session. Turns out, I have the powers of mutated Kevin 11 as well as U. Aggregor. We had Bel’ come and go and when she came back, the four of us tried to turn me back to human but I couldn’t. My eye twitched when I couldn’t turn back. But I did had practice on my celestialsapien powers when I used the power to make the courtyard that we were training in all brand spanking new before we started. Seth asked me how and I told him the most cryptic sentence of all time.
We were going back to Ponyville when it was getting dark when the girl who stole my heart, and I have no problem with it, voiced a problem.
“Hey, where is Jet going to stay?”
I stopped for a brief moment before saying what could be my biggest decision since taking my twin/young sister out to the country of my friend and secret crush.
“I’m actually going to explore a bit. I only seen Canterlot, Ponyville and the Dragon Lands.”
Bel’ was either concerned or mad about/at me when I said that. She was pointing at me while telling me that my curiosity was the cause of my scars but I gave a retort that I didn’t have powers back then. I was safe with my powers and my live ammo. We looked at Seth who said that I can explore but I can’t say anything regarding ‘MLP’. I agreed and gave him a hug and I tried to give Bel’ a hug but she gave me a handshake much to my chagrin. I floated away from them, knowing that this would be the last time I would see my friends and I spoke a few words that I knew it would be the last time they would hear my voice, but I actually have a plan of action regarding Tirek and The Storm King and such. And if I have the parts of a Steef, it would means that Sekto would be here as well, wanting my head. I spoke the words aloud.
“Motion passed, take me anyway.”
And I flashed to a location that I was familiar with. One of the towns of the MLP movie with the Storm King and such in. I could actually start a shop here and give my customers some stuff while fighting the Storm King’s forces.
Looks like it’s vigilante time.
Author's Note
Please give me reviews, likes and some suggestions what would happen and if ya like, a crossover. And maybe I could do another story with a displaced with the form and powers of a popular show or a forgotten show. And if anyone wants to help me out with spelling and editing, send me a mail and ya can help out.