Twilight learns she's the most popular sex toy in Equestrian history.

Doesn't contain clop, but still very lewd.

From the comments:

This is *exactly* the correct amount of dumb to remain funny throughout. Good job.
— Ariamaki

We got to talking in the site Discord, and decided we would all make attempts at "Twilight finds a jizz-encrusted Twilight outfit."

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