Human Nine's Adventures In Equestria

Jack's POV

"Ngh....One more...and...yeah..."

Heh heh, finally finished up my workout. I've been working out, so? I've been keeping my muscles strong as ever, but I'm keeping my fat in. Heh, jealous? Sure you are...Right now, I've been doing my weight lifting here in that training room that opened up in the brat's room. Right now, I'm just working up to be sure nobody disturbs me...

"Hi Jack. What are you doing?" Huh? Oh, it's newbie. Heh heh, she must've walked in and saw me and been impressed. Well then...can't wait to see how she is.

"Huh? Oh it's you newbie...what?" I asked in a huff, putting my weight down. "And did you bring any snacks? I'm starving...French fries? Pizza? Any beer for me? Heh heh, or maybe some large burgers for me?"

I grinned, crossing my arms while my belly jiggled a bit.

That's when I noticed the look on her face, giving me a blank look, "What's up with her? "Have you even tried any of them.”

“Never.” Newbie said bluntly, shaking her head.

Say what now? “You never had french fries, pizza or a burger in your life?”

Newbie shook her head and responded “Well you’re here with us now, Newbie and I’m gonna have you taste them, whether you want to or not.”

"Aren't they unhealthy for you?" she asked me innocently with a head tilt. "Trust me, I've been working out...and I'm planning on taking the gang for this wrestling match I heard that's taking place in town. Can you believe it?!" I said.

Wrestling is one of my hobbies I've down back then. It is awesome for anyone in my family!

"Just gonna head out and ask them if they wanna come...After all, you are talking to a pro wrestler like me." I grinned cockily.

Newbie blinked twice, "Really?"

Okay, now that's smart talk!

"Oh, you think I'm not a pro?!"

"Don't healthier diets lead to a stronger body?" the brat asked me. "That's what my daddy's say." Which daddy? She got three of them! Three?!

"Oh really?!" I exclaimed, growling over at her. "Is that so?! Well too bad, I've been training by my dad and my uncles and aunts in the art of wrestling." I let out a smirk, leaning back in my chair. "In fact, I'm practically trying to get into the WWE, well as soon when we get back home." I shrugged. "So far, a couple of my cousins and uncles are in it, and I'm always wrestling any bastards or some of my family members and my dad back then...my fat has muscles, newbie."

“No.. your fat is fat." Newbie said bluntly, ticking me off more. Now them is fightin words!

"What...was...that?!" I hissed, clenching my fists.

"I'm just saying brute strength is not always the way to win a fight." Newbie shrugged nonchalantly.

Now that's a challenge! "Is that so...? Why don’t you prove it?”

“Hmm.. alright. What do you have in mind?” Newbie asked.

“Wanna have a match? At the wrestling match?" I challenged. "I told ya already that I'm a pro wrestler and the best fighter in the family, excluding my old man. Now you wanted fight me or forfeit, it's understandable that you're scared of me newbie."

"...If that's what you want. Then I'll go with you on the challenge."

Oooh...That brat! Look at her, looking all calm and not acting like it's not a problem. Well I hope she likes a spanking or a wet willy once I'm through with her!

"Heh, you better change then newbie." I cracked my knuckles and stretched my arms. "Don't come crying when I sit on you on my butt."

"Yeah.... Bye Jack." Then newbie happily walked away from me.

Ooh, that girl is So gonna regret challenging me.

Does she realize who she's challenging? I'm the heir to the leader to the Yamaki Gang, and the one who's gonna crush any of my rival gangs. Heh heh, I'll make her feel my wrath when I rub my victory into her face, literally.

So what if she's a hybrid or anything? I'm gonna mop the damn floor with her! Here I come Newbie! Jack Yamaki's gonna rock your world!

Heh, that newbie better be here in this ring because I am gonna mop the floor with her!

I had to take off my clothes and put on my black spandex compression shorts, right size for my butt and left my white tank top shirt on. I began stretching all over and patted my gut, waiting for her to come.

Hmph...She better show up or else. I mean, if she's such a scaredy cat, then it's understandable to come across towards a guy like me.

I mean, I'm one of the strongest guys in the gang back home. I've beaten almost everyone that I came across, well...excluding my dad. He's said to be one of the toughest leaders of the Yamaki Gang. I've done practice matches with him, but it always end with my face being covered by his...

Ah, what the hell? This isn't no time to think! When in the hell is newbie?!

"Alright, I'm here Jack." About damn frigging time, newbie.

I saw her come right out of the elevator, along with the pony girls, Ren, Jamie, and Kaede. Tch, what is she doing bringing them here?! This was supposed to be a private match between each other?!

"Sarah, are you sure you want to go through with this?" Twilight asked nervously.

"Yeah. Jack's pretty tough." Kaede added, frowning in concern..

“Yeah, we don’t want you getting hurt.” Ren stated, sharing the same concern as Kaede.

"I'll be fine." Newbie said nonchalantly before she stepped into the ring.

"Seriously? You're bringing them to watch the match?" I questioned.

“You said nothing about bringing company.” Newbie said innocently.

“Humph fine. It will be great to see them see me beat your butt.” I smirked.

“Overconfidence will be your downfall.” Pfft, overconfidence my behind. Like that'll stop me from beating your behind. Hmm...maybe I can give her a little spanking to make her realize who's the toughest around here.

"Hmm..." I stretched my back and cracked my knuckles. "Now I'm ready to sit on you till you're done for."

“Fine then. Let us begin.” Newbie stood still, getting ready to fight me. This is my chance! Here I come!

I charged her ready to squash her when she leapt over me and kicked me in the back with her hoof, kicking me straight in my behind!

“Ugh!” I caught myself on the ropes before glaring back at the pony, seeing the newbie landing in the middle of the ring. ring.

“Woah, that was a good move.” Ren commented.

“Ooh, your gonna regret that.” I hissed.

“I think not.” Newbie grinned with a small giggle. Grrr, that little...! But before I could charge here again, some blur came in between us. What the-? Okay.. this thing looks weird. It was blue, koala-like with light blue patches around his eyes, and a light blue patch running from under his chin down to his stomach, two dark blue markings; one on the back of his head, and the other on his back, large rabbit-like ears with pink insides and dark blue tips on the back, a wide mouth with a pink inside, white teeth, a navy round nose, navy claws and toes, large black, tear-shaped, pupil-less eyes, a small, short, stumpy tail, stubby legs, two nose wrinkles, one chin wrinkle, three tuffs of sharp hair on top of his head and on his chest, as well as two extra, retractable arms, sharp navy retractable claws on his front and back paws, three thick, long, sharp, retractable porcupine-like spines tipped with white and a very dark navy that run down his back and two long dark blue-tipped retractable bug-like antennae on his head.

"What the heck is that thing?!" Ren exclaimed.

"Hey Stitch." Newbie said nonchalantly with a wave. HUH? The blue koala thing turned and waved at and spoke..?! "Hi..." Stitch said.

"Sarah, you know this... thing?" Twilight asked.

"Yeah, his name is Stitch or as Jumba calls him 626."

"Whose Jumba?" Rarity asked.

"That would be me white pony." a voice said and behind Rarity were three more figures. Two aliens and a little girl. One alien was very large and was purple while the other one beige and only had one eye. The girl was as tall as the blue koala with black hair and she wore sandels with a red dress with white flowers on it.

"Hey Jumba, Prickley, Lilo."

"Hey Sarah." Lilo stated.

"So you all are friends of Sarah?" Twilight asked, looking at them.

"Indeed purple pony." Jumba said.

... Well... this just got interesting...