Human Nine's Adventures In Equestria

Okay... so after Newbie introduced us to her weird friends, we were all walking through Ponyville. "So Stitch is an experiment you created?" Twilight asked Jumba.

Jumba laughed, "Indeed, purple pony, the best experiment ever made."

"Ha, you mean second best experiment ever made." Rainbow said.

"Impossible, what experiment could possibly be better than 626?" Jumba smirked.

"Sarah!" Ren answered.

"Newbie!" I agreed.

"Private Gem." the military brat stated.

"Oh please, what can she do that 626 can't?" Jumba asked.

"Use magic." Jamie stated.

"Besides that!" Jumba replied.

"Well then... why don't we see whose better?" Rantaro smirked. "How about a small contest, to see whose the better experiment."

"Eh!" Stitch agreed.

"Um... alright..." Newbie agreed and soon the two were competing with each other while music played in the background,

(Sarah)
Who is better than who?

(Stitch)
You'll see it's me, not you

(Sarah)
Only one way to know if that's true

(Both)
Show we what you can do!

The two started running with Stitch was in front.

(Stitch)
So try and keep up with me

Newbie caught up and passed him.

(Sarah)
I can do that, you'll see

(Stitch)
Time to finally prove who's best

(Sarah)
But just who will that be?

(Both)
Whoa-oh, look at you go!

(Stitch)
You beat me there

(Sarah)
Let's try one more dare

(Both)
Whoa-oh, look at you go!
What else can you do?
So we can see who
Who is better than who? (Whoo-ooo-ooo)
Who is better than who? (Whoo-ooo-ooo)

The were both running on the same log.

(Stitch)
I got you on the run

Sarah made the log go faster and Stitch fell off.

(Sarah)
Except I think that it's fun

Stitch lifted a large boulder and saw Sarah lifting three boulders and Jumba!

(Stitch)
All that matters right now is winning
And... so maybe you've won

They were both running and they leaped off of a cliff.

(Sarah)
There's so much we can try
Our only limit's the sky

(Stitch)
No one else can keep up with this guy

(Sarah)
Maybe we'll have a tie

They both landed in the river and floated down it.

(Both)
Whoa-oh, look at you go!

(Stitch)
You beat me there

(Sarah)
Let's try one more dare

(Both)
Whoa-oh, look at you go!
What else can you do?
So we can see who
Who is better than who? (Whoo-ooo-ooo)
Who is better than who? (Whoo-ooo-ooo)

(Stitch)
You're fast and so acrobatic

(Sarah)
You're so funny, carefree

(Stitch)
Doesn't matter which way you go

(Both)
You're standing right next to me!
Whoa-oh, look at you go!

(Stitch)
You beat me there

(Sarah)
I've run out of dares!

(Both)
Whoa-oh, we just don't know

(Stitch)
Who's better than who?

(Sarah)
I think, maybe, it's you

(Stitch)
No, maybe it's you

(Both)
Who is better than who? (Whoo-ooo-ooo)
Who is better than who? (Whoo-ooo-ooo)
Nobody's better than you-ooo!

"Unbelievable!" Jumba said with awe.

"They're even with all their skills!" Prickley added in awe.

"That's our girl." I smirked at them.

"Haha, she's our number one solider." Skye added with a grin.

Stitch came over, "Eh, good... job."

"Hehe, thanks Stitch." Newbie replied with a smile.

"So who made Sarah Gem?" Jumba asked.

"Two of her three fathers made her." Ren replied.

"She has three dads? Woah, awesome." Lilo gasped with joy.

"At time, yes they are cool." Jamie said.

"Hey everyone." Big D and Douglas said as they entered the home-ship. "Hey Stitch." Douglas greeted.

Stitch laughed, "Hi..."

"Ah Jumba, Prickley, good to see you again." Big D greeted.

"Good to see you too, comrade." Jumba said. "You are you're brother made one incredible experiment."

"Heheh, thanks." Big D said with a grin.

"So what are we gonna do now?" Lilo asked.

"How about a movie?" Ren suggested. Everyone agreed and soon we were all sitting down in the living room watching movie together. About a couple minutes into the movie, Sarah started twitching, "Hey Newbie.. are you alright?"

Sarah shook her head, "Yeah.. I think so.." but then she started twitching badly and her eyes turned green and she started snarling and growling. She leaped onto the table and knocked everything off, sending some drinks and stuff flying. "Sarah! What's wrong?" Ren asked with worry. Sarah twitched some more like she was having a friggin seizure of something and she slowly stopped and she held her head. Big D and Douglas looked at her with great worry, "Oh no..."

The two quickly took off to their lab but not before taking a small hair from Sarah and we followed. "Big D, Douglas, what the heck is goin on with Newbie?" I asked them. We entered the lab and they placed Sarah's hair into the scanner. The screen came to life and it show a digital image of Sarah along with a long tube with multiple sections and a green bar was lowering.

"Oh no... oh I hoped this day wouldn't come." Big D said in despair.

"What are you talking about? What is wrong with Sarah?" Kaede questioned.

"When Sarah took on all of the DNA of every single animal, we were worried that eventually, her body wouldn't be able to handle all of the DNA codes and strains. Now her system is going haywire."

We all gasped, "That's why she was freakin out!" Kaede said.

"She can't control it, if if continues her system will burn out like supernova!" Big D exclaimed.

"C-can you fix her?" Jamie asked.

"I have to... or else Sarah will shut down... for good." Big D said.

"Shut down for good... but that would mean she'd be...." Ren gasped in horror in realization.

"Newbie.." I said with horror.

"Come on, we have work to do." Big D said grabbing some tools and tossing them from us. We all nodded and we joined them in their work... to save our friend.

Two Days Later...

Okay... this contraption to save Newbie was finally done. It was a small chamber that would help her body handle all of the DNA codes and strains.

"There once Sarah is placed inside, the chamber will do the rest." Big D stated.

"Mr. Davenport!" We turned and saw Lilo in the doorway with a look of distressed in her eyes and... three scratches on her cheek? What the-?

"Lilo, what happened?" Big D asked.

"It's Sarah. She started freaking out again and she accidentally scratched me. I tried to calm her down but she said she's too dangerous and she ran off!" Lilo said. Suddenly , the room was blinking red and the energy levels on the screen were almost gone! "Oh no!" Douglas cried.

"What is it?" I asked.

"Her systems are soon about to blow! We have to get her into the fusion chamber, NOW!" Big D exclaimed. He quickly placed the device on a cart and we rushed out of the home-ship. "Sarah!" Ren called.

"Newbie, come out!" I added.

"Private Gem, where are you!" Skye exclaimed. Winter and the other dragons joined in the search. After about five minutes, we regrouped. "Find her?" Lilo asked.

"Nothing." Jamie said.

"Lookout!" Skye cried and we ducked in time to see, "Was that her flying car?!" Ren exclaimed.

"Newbie!" I cried.

"Quick get on!" Winter stated. We mounted out dragons and Big D gave the fusion chamber to Stitch as he mounted Winter along with Ren. "Let's go!"

Our dragons took off and we heard Big D say, "Get her into fusion chamber before her energy runs out, her only chance!"

The dragons flew after the flying car when it suddenly took a nose dive and we saw green lights from it! "She lost control of the car!" Kaede cried in worry. The car went down and it skidded into a forest clearing. Our dragons landed and Stitch brought over the fusion chamber. Mason and I pulled the door opened, "Sarah..."

Newbie just had a scratch on her head. I moved to grab her but she said, "No... guys... too... dangerous..."

"No you're not." Ren stated. "We have to get you into Big D's machine.." I unbuckled her and pulled her out. Stitch opened the machine and placed Sarah inside of it. Stitch closed the machine and we looked at the small energy readings on her body... which were at one bar and climbing..!

Big D Douglas, Prickley, Jumba and Lilo arrived. Big D and Douglas looked at the rising energy levels and sighed in relief. "She'll be fine.. now." Big D said.

When her energy levels were all the way up, Big D took her out of the machine and placed her in Ren's arms. Newbie's eyes squinted and she opened them, "Sarah... not bad... Sarah, fluffy!"

Ren laughed and hugged Sarah and we all joined in together. "I'm.. okay... now?" Sarah asked.

I smiled at her, "No more seizures, Newbie." Sarah smiled at all of us. "Thanks..."

"Anything for you, Newbie." I said with a toothily grin.