Ponies Go to South Park

Applejack's Crazy Adventure-- Outtake One

thepinkparty

Deep within a nice quaint little town full of snow and wonder were 4 little boys, 6 ponies and 1 dragon. What becomes of them will they find wonders, fame? Or will they just go and mess it up? Now lets begin, shall we?

“I keep telling you Kyle you can't be the it Jews are sneaky little rats which hide” Cartman said with a laugh,

“Shut up fatso just because your too fat to hide anywhere” Kyle replied.

“Hey don’t call me fat you fucking Jew!”

“Alright guys knock it off will you? You're giving me a headache,” said the boy in the red poofball hat as he sighed and rubbed his temples.

“Quit being a little bitch Stan just because you have a headache,” Cartman replied.

“Mpft hmpft," came the muffied words of the young boy in a orange hoodie came into earshot.

“Hahaha good one, Kenny,” Kyle and Stan said, laughing.

“Fuck you, Kenny, you're too poor to even afford new underwear.” Cartman said, in a futile attempt to fight back.

“Guys cant you stop arguing for at least 10 minutes?” Rainbow Dash asked as she popped her head over a cloud she was napping on.

“This is the second time you woke me up today! Cant you guys just leave me alone?” she said with a sigh.

“Well we would if Cartman would just let Kyle be it” Stan said as they continued arguing.

Butters rang up to them and yelled “HAY FELLOWS GUESS WHAT I FOUND OUT TODAY!” He shouted with glee.

“What is it this time, Butters?” Cartman said knowing exactly what he was going to say.

“I just saw Applejack down the street entering into a club that I saw my dad walk into most nights, but he always appeared to be sad afterwards I guess it must be quite a sad place.” Butters said as he looked down at his feet.

Everyone looked shocked to the bone hearing what he just said. It was all silent, till “BAHAHAHAHAHAHA” Cartman, Kenny and rainbow dash ended up on the floor from laughing so hard.

“Guys this is serious if we don’t get to her now my dad will kill me.” Stan said with a scowl

“I promised to look after them all to him, Jesus Christ.” Stan said but suddenly out of thin air Jesus appeared

“Yes, Stan, how can I help you?,” he said with a smile

“Fuck off Jesus, I'm not in the mood.” Stan rudely shouted.

“Well I never,” Jesus said and in a poof of smoke he was gone.

Everyone just looked stunned at the outburst from him.

"What?” Stan said in an irritated tone before running off to find Applejack.

A few minutes later they arrived at the theater, ironically named the Golden Pony.

“Oh Jesus Christ, Butters, you didn’t tell me it was this one!” Kyle said with a sigh.

"What's the big deal about it anyway, Kyle? It seems nice enough to me,” Rainbow Dash said with a curved smile.

“Just you wait, Rainbow Crash, you'll love it inside,” Cartman said, trying not to laugh and failing.

Before Rainbow could argue back, Kyle butted in.

“Screw off, fatass, let's just go inside get this over with.”

As everyone walked inside, Cartman just stayed angrily at Kyle.

“WELL, SCREW YOU, JEW.” Knowing that his comeback was stupid, he ran in after them.

The lights hit them like a rocket as they entered the theater. As they were looking for Applejack, they bumped into Chef.

“Hey Chef,” they all said, including Rainbow Dash.

“Oh, hey there child—WAIT, what are you doing here?” He said as he attempted to cover up.

“Oh, we're here to find Applejack. She came in here early... hey what are you doing with your wiener?” Butters asked, leaning for a closer look.

“Ew, this arm chair is all sticky,” He went on to say, licking it.

“It even tastes funny, kind like what my dad keeps in the fridge," He said, continuing to lick.

“Ew, Butters,” they all said.

“Oh, hey, there's Applejack, I'd better go get her,” Chef quickly replied before running out.

Undaunted by Chef's behavior, they went over to Applejack who seemed to be enjoying the film a bit to much.

“Applejack, I'm glad we found you, we were all worried sick,” Stan said with a sigh of relief.

“OH JESUS, SUGARCUBES! How'd you know where ah was?” The orange farm pony asked, shocked.

“Butters told us. He also said his dad was in here, any idea where he is?” Stan said.

He soon spotted his dad popping his head up from under Applejacks chair.

“BUTTERS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? YOU ARE GROUNDED MISTER!” His dad said, angry.

“What, oh geez guys, I better go,” Butters said before running out.

“Well, I'm glad this is all over now, because mister writer has ran out of steam and if he goes on any longer it might turn out even worst then a baked bad!” Pinkie Pie suddenly said as she popped out of the wall of a theater.

“WHAT?” Everyone said, jaws dropped apart from Rainbow Dash and Applejack, who didn't seem fazed.

“At least Kenny hasn't died yet,” Rainbow Dash said with a laugh, in contrast to Kenny's shocked face.

“PARTY CANNON!” said Pinkie, as she pulled it out from nowhere and shot Kenny into oblivion.

“Oh my god, you killed Kenny!” Stan said, shocked.

“You bastard!” Kyle yelled, finishing the line.

Some where in the known universe, thepinkparty breathed a sigh of relief after knowing he created the shittiest epsiode ever. (smashedouttamymind: no you didn't this is hilarious)

FIN.