Anonymous in Dark Equestria

You are 10 years old. Today  while walking home from school these nignogs beat you up and tore up  your school books and took all of your Pokemon cards. You hear their monkey chattering laugh as they walk away with the money you've been saving.

In deep frustration you yell out "AT LEAST I'M NOT A NIGGER" as they walk away. One of them turns around and smashes your head in with a rock. As they walk away you hear one of them utter something in their esoteric gorrilaspeak. It sounds kind of like "Muk gong gibble gop bix nood muhfugga"

Everything fades to black.

You wake up in a castle. Your head is throbbing in pain, knees weak, palms are sweaty, there's vomit all over everything already... mom's spaghetti. You pass back out again.

You wake up again to a voice. You have scratches and bruises all over you. You get up and walk into a large corridor. You feel dizzy and disoriented from the blow to the head. You somehow wander into a dungeon and see equines in cages. This one particular one catches your attention, it’s a unicorn with an off white coat and a deep purple mane.

"You poor thing what happened to you are you lost?". It can somehow talk, right now you are scared and you just want to go home. "Come darling, why don't you let me out and I can take care of those injuries?". You feel like something's wrong, like you shouldn't be here.  "I can help you, just get the key and let me out."

"O-ok ma'am"

You walk back out and you see keys on the desk, one of those has to work. A white line is painted on the floor in front of the desk, and in front of it the text "LIMIT OF UNICORN PK REACH FROM CELL BLOCK 1, DO NOT BRING KEYS PAST THIS LINE." You are starting to wonder if bringing her those keys is a bad idea. Oh well, she's a pony.  What could possibly go wrong? You head back down and let her out.

"Thank you darling."

You both run. Suddenly you bump into a much larger unicorn with wings. "Rarity,  what are you doing out of your cell?  You know freedom time isn't for sixteen more years and get away from that thing, we don't know what it  is yet." You hold on to Rarity's mane frightened. "Never mind Luna will be up soon just get out.  I don't feel like dealing with her bullshit tonight."

"It's been a pleasure Celestia." with that she runs ahead of you. You don't really know where to go and this Celestia character scares you so you just follow her.

"Hey Miss where am I?" you say catching up to her.

"Darling you're free to go now.  Leave me be, I have no time to take care of overgrown hairless monkeys."

You stop and start crying. "Please, I just want my mommy and daddy."

"Oh  for goodness sake...Look, if you stop that awful whining then I'll let  you stay at my boutique while we figure things out.  How old are you anyways?  And for that matter, what are you even supposed to be?"

You try and stop crying and wipe your tears away with your arm. "I-I'm Anon, and-"

"I didn't ask for your name you poor wretch, I asked for your age.  Come now, pay attention would you?"

"O-oh, sorry ma'am...I'm uh...10 years old and... human I guess."

As  soon as you say "10 years old", Rarity's eyes turn into slot machines  and they all land on "RAPE" and they go DING DING DING JACKPOT. You of course don't notice this because it was just an expressive literary device and didn't actually happen. "Hmm you're quite the exotic one aren't you? Well until we find your parents you can stay with me in Ponyville.  Does that sound alright with you, darling?"

"Oh yes, thank you very much, um...That horse called you Rarity back there didn't she?"

"You shall refer to me as MISS Rarity, understand?  I'm offering you food and a roof over your head, the least you could do is show a bit of respect."

"Yes miss Rarity" You say taken aback by her sudden rant.

"Now come darling, we have a train to catch before that bitchy little moon princess wakes up for the night shift."

The train ride to this so-called "Ponyville" was a long and quiet one, possibly the longest 3 hours of your life. These talking pastel marshmallow pony things terrify you.  You want to run away, but out there alone you would never find your way home.  Not to mention you'd probably die too. As you walk through the town, you notice many eyes staring at you from all directions.

"By the way darling, for what occasion are you wearing clothes?"

"Uh...humans always wear them."

"Hmmm no matter darling, we'll take care of all that when we get back home."

You don't quite know what she meant by that, so you shrug it off. You arrive at a building that looks like a carousel with gay ass ribbons and shit and a boutique.

"Welcome to the Carousel Boutique!" she cheerfully pipes up. YFW Fuck yeah.jpg. You go inside and are greeted by a smaller pony with purple and pink hair. She looks horrified to see you even more so than the other ponies, but you've never even met.

"O h-hi sis I kept the boutique clean while you were gone and I fed-"

"Thats quite enough Sweetie Bell, how rude of you to not greet our new guest."

Her eyes start watering, "Oh, hello..."

Rarity trots over to the kitchen. "Can I get you anything to eat darling?" she says rummaging through the fridge.

As she does so, Sweetie Belle tugs on the legs of your pants. Looks like she wants to tell you something, so you crouch down to put your face level with hers. "Run, run away and never come back." Sounds like that one Disney movie you used to watch as a toddler. Silly pony, you're not a lion.

"Don't worry I won't be here long, just until my parents come and find me." Makes perfect sense in your 10 year old mind.  There's no way they would just leave you here, right?

She pushes you back "No, you don't understand you have to get out of here go find another pony to help you just leave now I'm begging you."  A stream of tears starts falling from her face.

"Well well well..." Rarity interrupts.  "What is this, Sweetie Belle?  Are you still mad about having to share  your room with our guest?  You're being awfully rude, you know."

"Wha...I...I." She looks back to you with a sorrowful expression. You just blink not knowing what to think of the situation.

Suddenly there’s a knock on the door. Rarity opens it with magic. It's a cream colored pony with red curly hair and purple glasses. "Oh, hello Thweetie Belle. I left my notebook at thcool and I was wondering if I could copy the ath...the athhin...the asthhsghtpbtthe asthhsghtpbt...our work for today from you." She is speaking with the most annoying lisp you have ever heard.

Then Rarity gives birth to the biggest shit eating grin you have ever seen. "Ohh of course darling, come inside I was just about to prepare lunch."

"Ohh I hate to be a bother."

"Nonsense darling, any friend of my sister is welcome to stay for as long as they want."

She looks at you, you want nothing to do with her so you run to the kitchen. "I thot I taw a hairleth monkey!"

"Well anyways, Anon darling what do you humans eat?" she says trotting over to the kitchen with you.

"Uhh meat, bacon, sausage, steak, ohh and I love horses, especially with a good cream sauce."

"I think I can arrange that." she says looking a bit disgusted at first, but then smiles. ifyouknowwhatimean.jpg. You don't really know what she means, you're 10. Suddenly you see 2 syringes rise magically from the drawer next to her, one of which is immediately sent flying towards you. It stabs into your thigh and the plunger depresses. The other one shoots through the lenses of the other ponies glasses and stabs her directly in the pupil, she screams then drops unmoving. You suddenly feel very tired and heavy.

Everything goes black.