The Devil Dog

by Jar Man

Boots in Equestria

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Semper Fidelis

Time:1930
Loctaion: Kazakhstan Province ISIS compound.

We stacked up on the rear door of the building ready to finally put down the ISIS leader Bahgdadi once and for all. The SEALs gave us this one chance to do something badass and we took it like savages. I flipped down my nods and nodded to my buddy, we kicked down the door and entered the building. I scanned the left side of the room while my buddies took left amd center.

"Clear, moving to the stairs" I called moving to the stairs. We stacked up and slowly acended the steps making as little noise as possible. From around the corner came a shadow so I popped two shots into them killing them instantly. I stepped over the body and continue to go up stairs, I hear movement from the left side of the hallway and signal to my buddy to stack up.

I turned down the left hallway with my rifle raised and push to the door at the end office th hallway. I feel the door for any unusual pressure before tossing two bangers I side, right as they go off I along with two other marines push inside eliminating the first guy who was aiming his AK at me. He dropped onto the floor and the women in the room started screaming.

"Shut her up!" I order one marine. He goes over and covers her mouth and drags her out of the room to the team downstairs. I go to the bathroom and could hear heavy breathing inside.

A few shots left the door missing me by a long shot and by the diagnle strafe the bastsrd is hiding to the far right of the room. I heard the enemy shuffling letting me know he's distracted so I push open the door and pop him in the skull. I go over and check the body, I lift his head and by the grace of God I killed Musab Laden.

"Fox-6 this is Spear-1, Geronimo for God and country I reapeat Geronimo for God and country...we got him" I relay back to base.

"Copy all Spear 1 head to the extract and come on home Fox-6 out" I grab Musab and drag his body back down to the living room so we could extract the body and get the hell out of dodge.

"Yo sarge, we got civvies moving up on the house, we got to get the fuck outa here man" A marine informs me.

"Copy bagging the body now" I put the body in the black back and we move out the back to the chopper waiting for us. We loaded the body on board and I was about to hop on but we were hit with and rpg.

"TAKING FIRE FROM THE SECOND WATER TOWER!" The pilot called out. I turned around to take him out but was blasted by an rpg and fell off the chopper and blacking out after I hit my head.

Time:0346
Location:Unkown

My eyes cracked open to see a tree above me. I sat up and raised my rifle to scan the area for the enemy but saw no one. The trees around me indicated I was in a forest but that shouldn't be possible as I'm supposed to be in the dessert.

"Spear-1 to Fox-6 do you copy?" I say into the radio. I waited a few minutes for a response but only received silence. "Just fucking great no comms"

I took out my compass and saw I was facing North and decided to head West to find the bunker we were currently ststioned in. I checked my M4 mags and they were all full even though I fired off a couple rounds earlier. I stayed in the shadow of the trees as to not get spotted by potential enemy patrols. The trees looked to be oak and dead birch but the middle East doesn't have these kind of trees so either I'm on crack or in another country. The night time felt a bit strange due to all the stars that are out, I've never seen so many before and the moon is a lot bigger than normal as well. Maybe I'm just paranoid about being left behind in possible enemy territory with no knowledge of my surroundings. Naaaaahh I'm a fucking Marine the best of the best and a killing machine I could probably take on a whole town of cave dwellers.

I heard the sound of voices dead ahead and dove behind a shrub then used my nods to see them. I watched as two horses just walked by me but then stopped.

"Where do you think the creature could be?" A raspy voice asked. I thought there were people nearby but then realized the voices came from the horses.

"Well if my tracker is correct it should be here but it can't pinpoint its exact location" the other one said holding a strange box that glowed.

At this point I was shitting bricks at the fact these horses were fucking talking and were hunting me down. I should just kill them and save myself the trouble but something inside told me to wait. I waited for the two horses to leave before moving on and they went down to the spot where I woke up. Once they were out of sight I stood up and moved swiftly through the grass and towards the lights ahead. I could see a small cottage not to far from the forest edge that looked like a petting zoo. The lights were still on telling me someone was home, maybe they could help me but I need to be real fucking careful.

I scanned the surrounding for any possible threat but saw no one and snuck to the window. I peeked inside and saw another horse but it was green with green hair and...wait my nods are still on. I lifted up my nods and looked at the horse, it was yellow with pink hair and good God they had big ass eyes. By the hairstyle it looked like a female horse a uh...mare yeah I think. I watched her feed a bunny that looked like he had an attitude problem and smacked the carrot out of the horses hooves. Are they horses or little ponies? They seem small about 4'10 perhaps but I'm a good 6'2 so I have a good advantage over them in height.

"Oh Angel you won't feel better if you dont take your medicine, please take it for me" She persisted the little rabbit to eat the carrot. After a minute it reluctantly ate it, I don't like the little shit for being a cunt to someone trying to help but whatever not my problem.

I crept away and back to the tree line just in time to hide from the two returning ponies. One of them was lavender with purple hair that looked like a nerdy science girl and the other one who I instantly named skittles due to her rainbow hair and tomboy haircut.

"It says the creature is here now but I don't see it" The lavender pony says looking around. I really need to get rid of that box before she does find me.

"Maybe the spell the princess used didn't work and this is a lost cause" Skittles suggested.

"No the princess said the creature was here and I plan on finding it and maybe if I'm lucky see what makes it work" I almost threw up at the thought of being dissected by these fucks. I raised my rifle and got in a crouched position, once the box was in my sights I squeezed the trigger and in a second the box made a small explosion.

I sprinted across the grassy fields towards the mountains that were at least a few miles away. I heard the sounds of wings and turned my head to see skittles flying after my ass, I picked up the speed but it was no use as skittles crashed into me.

"I got him Twilight!!" She hollard. I grabbed her hind legs and slammed her into the ground. I was about to pop a cap in her but the purple pony was almost here and I was shot by some purple beam.

I fell back but got up quickly and aimed my rifle at them both.

"DON'T FUCKING MOVE OR I WILL BLOW YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!!" I ordered. They both frozen in place and the purple pony stsrted to speak.

"My name's Twilight Sparkle I am the princess of friendship and we just wanted to speak with you" Twilight tried to ease the situation but I called her bullshit.

"Tell me where I am and why I'm here..NOW!" I yelled at them.

"Princess Celestia wanted us to get to you and bring you to my castle to...talk" She guessed with the last part so that gave away their plan.

"Don't bullshit me Twinkie I know you used some spell thing to get me here" I stepped back getting ready to run and plan. Twilight sighed and stepped closer.

"It's Twilight actually and yes princess Celestia used a spell to bring you here but it's for the greater good of-" I pulled out a bamger and threw it at her head.

"Fuck you and fuck your gay ass princess!" I insulted them and ran off as they were blinded. I took a turn to the farther out mountain to get them off my trail and figure out what the fuck is going on.

Time:0700
Location:Mountains

I sat in front of my makeshift tent I made from leaves and sticks. Thank you basic training for teaching me to build tents. I took out an MRE and ate it like a cave dweller on crack, I won't complain the MREs do taste alright but after a while it can get real fucking old. I have 3 more to go so I better start hunting and save these for later.

Time:1330
Location:West of camp

I've thought about contacting HQ again but I'm afraid the electric waves would give off my location to the ponies. I ran out of water but luckily a river was nearby my camp and the water was Crystal clear and fresh as fuck too. I walked back after filling up my canteen, as I was walking back I spotted ponies near my camp.

"I'm telling you AJ he's around here who else would build a makeshift tent and have these hoof marks" I reconized the voice as Twinkies but the other pony 'AJ' was a mystery.

"Ah still don't understand why y'all are hunting him down he must be scared to death" AJ spoke in a country accent that was actually kinda hot.

"He's important to our research and is the key to saving Equestria I thought I explained this already!" Twinkie droned on.

"Well yeah you did but you tell us a lot of things" AJ teased. I stayed against the tree and decided to wait them out and get moving once they fuck off.

They looked around some more before giving up and leaving. I packed up my stuff and headed south this time to try and throw them off. I need to find a good place to settle and if I must fight back starting now.

(2 days later)
Time:1922
Location:unknown region of Equestria

I rucked a good couple days until I stumbled upon a dead plain. It was like the grand canyon but with an open mass of dead land. The heat barred down on me but it wasn't as hot as Afghanistan or Iraq at least.

"Hello? Can you here me human?" A voice called out from my head set. I was confused and angry at how the ponies got abold of my channel.

"Hey who the fuck is this, how did you get on this channel?" I snapped at the females voice.

"Relax I'm not trying to hunt you down unlike everypony else. My name's Lyra what's yours?" She asked with a kind voice. I didn't trust this bitch for shit but might as well talk to someone.

"Just call me uh...Marine" I say briefly. I looked at my name tag and started cutting it off with my knife, I couldn't let the enemy know my name so I buried the tag under the dead sand I grabbed my dogtags and buried them too.

"Okay then Marine I'm gonna help you but you have to trust me, the others can track your radio frequency via waves but if you can get to me I could rearrange the currents so they won't give off as much and you wont be tracked" Lyra explained. I rolled my eyes at her attempt to lure me to get captured.

"If you think for one second I'm gonna trust you, you are shit out of luck ghost rider" I continued walking along the dead road to find a way hime.

"Look I know you don't trust them but trust me I can help you get back to where ever you came from. Please believe me when I say your not gonna last much longer alone out here" I stopped in my tracks. If this Lyra ponly really can help me then I might just have to trust her but not yet though. Oh I better not regret this...

"Alright Miss Lyra I'll let you help me, now I'm at the foothold of a dead wasteland facing South. Where should I go?" I ask. I heared a faint squeal before she came back to the radio

"Okay so your in the badlands so I need you to turn around and come to Ponyville it's a two day hike for you and it's just NorthWest of the badlands. Its below the Canterlot mountain where the castle is you can't miss It" Lyra said with excitement. I sighed and made a 180 and started marching to the faint Castle in the distance. This is the worse week ever...


Author's Note

Sup gamers it's ya boi Souls I'm writing this story as a skit of some sorta and probably not gonna make it official. I'm still gonna work on Fallen Order that's my priority but this is for if I got nothing for the day I hope it doesn't upset anyone.-❤Souls

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