The Devil Dog

by Jar Man

The Marine and a pony

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Time:2239
Location:possibly Ponyville

I pulled out my binoculars and scanned over the area, I think I arrived at this Ponyville Lyra spoke of and it was the same town that Twinkie pony is from most likely. I could see a big Crystal tree that was a castle which was fucking weird but everything about this place is weird.

"Lyra do you copy" I say into the walkie.

"Hey there Marine I'm here just waiting on you to hurry up so we can get started" She chirped happily.

"I'm at the edge of Ponyville but I don't know what house you're in and I don't plan on strolling through town at the moment" I spotted a squad of what looked like guards at the entrance to town.

"Okay I have a pole on my roof that had a red light can you see it?" She said. I looked around and spotted the house at the East bank of the town.

"I see it, I'm on my way" I circled around and climbed over a wooden fence. The guards here were pretty clumsy and I could kill them without literally anyone noticing. I crept in the shadows using my nods to see better while not being seen by the populace.

I made it to Lyras house and went to her back door, I turned the nob and it was unlocked to my surprise. I raised my rifle in case she did try to pull a fast one and made my way inside. The house looked like it was from a children's show with all the fancy furniture and girly looking art on the walls.

"I'm up here Marine!" Lyra called from the stairs. I pointed my rifle to the stairs and slowly walked up them. A light came from a room at the top of the stairs assuming she's in there and not hiding I have nothing to worry about.

I crept closer to the doorway and peeked in to see a mint green pony sitting at a desk staring at me and waving. I sighed and lowered my rifle seeing as she doesn't seem like a threat. I placed my M4 next to the bed and sat down finally able to relax frim all the evading and hiking. Lyra just stared at me with a smile so big it was running of her face, literally.

"You said you can help me yeah?" I pull out my radio and walkie.

"Yes I can adjust the radio waves it gives off so that way it will be really hard to track your EMP and that will allow us to work without trouble" She took my radio and started fiddling with it. I looked around her room and it was filled with posters and books on technology and anatomy stuff.

"Why are you helping me?" I wondered as we didn't even know each other. She stopped fiddling with the radio and looked back at me.

"I don't believe in using sentient beings for others satisfaction or a test subject of any kind expecially humans" She put an emphasis on the human part.

"Have they captured more humans?!" I stood up rifle in hand. If they were using us as test subjects then I needed to stop it.

"Nononono you are the first ever human and other worldly creature to arrive here I just know a lot about Humans from old legends jeez your so paranoid" She explained to me. I calmed down and sat back on the bed. Lyra told be the other locations of Equestria and it's old ruins we could explore to find a way to stop the leader of this place and get me home.

"I'm gonna continue tomorrow on this you can sleep in my guest room, Bon Bon won't mind shes out of town for a few weeks" Lyra showed me to a small room with a bed and desk. I put my M4 next to the bed and took off my body armor to get comfortable before bed.

I laid down and held my 1911 under my pillow incase of an attack from someone. I closed my eyes and let sleep consume me, I haven't slept in four days so this was nice for once. I felt my body float in the darkness which was wierd cause my dreams usually consist of terrible events of me possibly killing children but they shot me so they asked for it. I didn't have any nightmares so far which was a relief to know, although it didn't bkther me as much due to the fact I signed up for infantry then later MARSOC and I knew the risks I was willing to risk it all.

I felt a strange presence near me as though someone was watching me but I couldn't see them. Just in front of me a blue mass appeared showing a blue pony with horns and wings like Twinkie, she had a frown on her face as she came closer to me. I reached for my pistol but realized I was asleep and its just a dream.

"You have caused quite the stir up in Canterlot Mr..." The pony wanted to know my name. I really wanted to wake up right now cause this is getting crazy.

"Fuck you and fuck Camelot" I crossed my arms.

"Its pronounced Canterlot and I mean you no harm, I just simply wish to ask a few questions" She assured. I wasn't buying it since this was a dream and nothing in a dream is real.

"This is just a dream and you're not real so fuck you, your not getting any info out of me" I turned around and tried to walk away but walking on nothing proved to be the victor in keeping me still.

"Fine I shall start introductions, I am princess Luna princess of the night and guardian of the dream world I am the co-ruler of Equestria along side my sister who is the one looking for you" She held out her hand...hoof to show it was my turn.

"Fine my names Marine and I want to go home" I said sounding grumpy.

"What's your profession?" She asked. I groaned and put my hands on my head.

"I'm not telling you lady now fuck off so I can figure out how to get out of this stupid place" This dream world she put me in was starting to piss me off.

I tried to walk off again this time dirt appearing under me. I looked down and back up to find myself back in Iraq, fucking towel heads were firing at me so I took cover behind a burnt car. My M4 laid next to me so I picked it up and played suppressing fire on the care to my left. From The houses in front of me someone pulled out an M2 browning and started firing on my position.

"This is Spear-1, I am pinned down by heavy enemy machine gun fire I'm requesting a Bone strike on the east house charted 7-2 it's danger close but I can't move how copy" I yell into the walkie.

"Copy all Spear 1 sending the request to Fox 6 so we can clear it how copy" the operator replied. I shook my head and pressed the button again.

"Negative I need it now the M2 is tearing my cover up and I'm stuck in the middle of the street over" I peeked over and could see the guy in the second story window wearing a black shirt and red scarf around his head. The operator was still silent which was fucking retarded as I'm in a firefight.

I scooted to the rear end of the car and spotted a wall I could use as cover. I looked back to find any Marines but saw that Luna lady just standing there in the open. I gestured for her to move her ass over here and she did.

"What the fuck is this?!" I screamed in her face. She shrugged and sat down next to me leaving me with my urge to shoot her. I looked back at the M2 and the guy just ran out of ammo and began reloading. I took thus chance to switch cover and dragged the pony with me, I tossed a smoke and moved to the next door house kicking down the door.

"You seem to adapt to dangerous situations well Mr Marine" Luna complimented. I droned her out as I cleared the rooms then upstairs to make sure no one was in here to kill us.

I found a door that connected this house and the one with the M2. The firing stsrted up again but not at the door, he still thought we were outside I guess. I quickly busted open the door and shot the man on the M2 but a hand grabbed my rifle making me stumble into the wall. The cunt who grabbed my rifle wore all black with a Russian vest on and covered his face. I headbuttd him and pulled out my knife, the mother fucker then pulled out a meat cleaver and charged at me. I side stepped and grabbed his arm while kicking his leg out from under him. I had him on the ground and started pushing the knife closer and closer to his neck. While he did struggle I managed to plunge the blade into him killing him slowly, I pulled it out and used his hijab to clean it off.

"Well that was...gruesome to see" Luna said by the door way. I stood up and turned around to face her then pulled out my pistol and shot her in the face making everything go black.

I woke up in a cold sweat and had to remember where I was, I calmed down when I remembered I was in the guest room of Lyras house. I got out of bead and put my body armor on then checked the time which was 1028. I holstered my pistol and left the room to find Lyra. I found her down stairs drinking coffee and she presented my radio and other stuff in the table. Lyra just finished with my radio so now it'll be hard for them to track me. She also handed me a map of Equestria and circled a few locations I should go to, I chose to start at this 'Castle of the two sisters' it's not far and it's actually in the forest I woke up in so there's that. I packed up my shit and headed down stairs, we had to wait until night time so we wouldn't be seen and it would be easier to sneak out.

"Hey have you heard of a Luna by chance?" I ask her.

"Oh yeah shes a princess of Equestria and the night why?" I explained to her my dream and how she was in it. Lyra thinks she was trying to find me through the dream world and find out who I was. I didn't like the fact these ponies could walk into my head and fuck with me, I would kill the next person or pony who tries that shit again.

A few hours go by and I'm sitting on Lyras couch reading the map of Equestria for the millionth time. I wanted to make sure I didn't miss a single spot that could help me get home. A knock at the door caused me to whip out my 1911 and train it on the door, I moved behind the couch as Lyra rushed down stairs.

"Quick go upstairs I'll see who it is!" She went up to the door and peeked through the peep hole. I quietly crept upstairs and waited for her to give me the all clear.

"Hey there Lyra can I speak to you, it's something important?" I recognized that voice as Twinkies or Twilight argh! fuck off with these gay ass names. Why was she here did she track me or something?

"What's up?" Lyra said sounding innocent as ever.

"We are tracking a creature we think you could help us with. I think it was a human or something similar but he's very dangerous. He's about six hooves tall and wears a tan outfit with weird gadgets on his back. Princess Celestia wants to see him and make a proposition for him" Twilight went on about this fucking Celestia like calm down bitch no need to praise her like she's God.

"You think there's a human in Equestria? Impossible, they are just myths here but maybe in another universe Twi" I could tell she was trying to get Twilight to leave so we could escape from this place.

"Well that's where we're wrong Celestia used a spell and brought a creature here believing it could be the key to saving Equestria. I made contact with him and he seemed very angry and very dangerous, he has these black sticks that he used to some how destroy my tracking radar, I think he might be a soldier or a guard of some kind" Twilight was spot on about me being angry cause I'm always angry so its nothing new.

"Well if you want I have a book I wrote on humans and maybe it could help you with your hunt" Lyra came up the stairs and went to her room and grabbed a book. "We'll have to move fast so when I give you two knocks go to the back room and crawl out the window and wait for me at the forest entrance" She whispered to me on her way down. I nodded and got my shit together then waited by the stakrs again to listen.

"There are guards stationed all around Ponyville so incase they spot him they can get him and maybe if I'm lucky preform some experiments" Twilight said gleefully. Lyra got closer to the door then knocked on the wall twice giving me the signal. I moved like a fucking mouse to the back room and quietly opened the window, I checked to make sure no one could see me before hurtling down into a bush.

I crouched by the fence and scanned the area for any civilian or guards. I spotted two armored lonies by a bench just chatting away not paying attention, I used that moment to dart across the street and go under the town center building. The hole in the wall allowed me to crawl through and I made my way across the cold dirt. A crack of light shined down from above me and I couldn't help but peek in to see what was I side. I got close to the crack and could see a pasty white pony with a purple stylish mane and a horn using her magic thing powers to move stuff around.

"Ah yes this shall go nicely with the maroon ties" She had a what I would call a fancy people accent. I continued crawling and made it to a little box door that lead outside, I looked around and saw the forest a few blocks down.

My heart raced as I moved from cover to cover then ran along side a moving cart before sprinting to the forest that was so close. I almost made it to the tree line before slamming into someone. I fell backwards with the person ontop of me both if us dazed out.

"Oh I'm so sorry I wasn't paying att-" I wrapped my hand around her mouth put pressure on her neck to knock her out which only took a few seconds. I looked back at her and realized it was the yellow pony chick from the other day, I saw her hkuse to my left and carried her to it. I layed her kn her steps before departing and hid in the tree line to wait for Lyra.

Time:2043
Location:Everfree forest border.

Finally Lyra showed up with a pack and a head lamp for some reason. I whistled her over to my location and raised my arms.

"What the fuck took you so long?" I whispered harshly to her.

"Sorry Twilight just wouldn't shut up about you and when you climbed out the window she heard it so I had to make up some excuse but now I'm here so let's go!" She sheepishly smiled. I put down my nods and followed here through the forest to the castle.

We walked through the darkness and it felt rather nice out here in the lonesome dark. If we did find a way to get me home I'd have to at least tell someone about what has ahooend here and be sure to prepare for am invasion if these ponkes know about us they could try to invade like those movies although we'd win cause humans are the superior race. The thought of me being caught by them came to mind and their methods of torture are probably tickles and hugs, I couldn't imagine getting tickled information that would be embarrassing.

"So what did you do for a living Marine? You don't have to answer but it's nice to talk to somepony in a dark place, Twilight thought you were some soldier but I want to hear from you" Lyra prodded. I would like to tell her because shes the only one I somewhat trusted out of all these damn ponies.

"Well yeah I am a soldier, I was trained by the best instructors to become a rootin tootin cowboy shootin killing machine" I raised my rifle in flexing pose. Lyra just snickered at that and continued walking.

"Do you think the others are gonna try and use you for war or something?" She Asked and I actually didn't think about that.

"I would rather die from and IED than fight for this place. I serve my country proudly and I will die before I became a traitor" I put a hand over my American flag that was stitched into my carrier.

"What was it like to fight and...kill" She seemed uncomfortable with the word kill and who could blame her she looked like the softest thing ever. Images of dead jihadist flashed through my mind like lighting.

"I don't think about it much but I get nightmares every time I sleep of those I've killed its the price I pay for war" I said quietly.

"Do you regret it?" She then asked. I just shook my head.

"No...no I don't, I had a job to do and it was to protect my brothers and sisters in arms no matter the cost I wish it didn't come with paranoia" We remained ssilent for the rest of the trip.

We arrived at the old castle that looked like utter shit from my point of view. The doors were gone and the bridge looked like it was ready to croak and kill us both. Lyra was the first to cross without any issue and used her magical ability to carry my ass over, I felt really fucking weird afterwards with vertigo. I stopped being a bitch and caught up with Lyra and we walked into the castle without knowing that a certain group of ponies were following us.


Author's Note

EEEEEEEEEEEE-❤Souls

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