Anon-A-Miss: One Girl's Heroes

"We might have a problem with one of the students here." Old Glory said while her and John drank coffee in the teachers lounge.

"Why? What happened?" John asked.

"I did that thing with dodgeball and there was this pink girl who actually nailed me, Eric told me she managed to bake red velvet cupcakes in less than two minutes, and when I talked to Jenny in the restroom she said the girl actually physically changed for a brief moment when no one was looking." Old Glory explained.

"So she might be a reality warper of somekind?" John asked.

"She might be, but so far everything points to a very low end reality warper with a bit of clairvoyance tossed in for good measure after what she said to Jenny." Old Glory said before saying something else as a teacher walked in to grab a cup of coffee, "Anyways, Eric made some cupcakes for you and Jenny if you want them."

"Sure and thanks for the heads up on one of the student... What was her name again?" John asked without missing a beat.

"Pinkie Pie..." Old Glory started to say before the other teacher interrupted them.

"Trust me, just ignore anything crazy you hear about the Pie girls. They are all a bit odd and Pinkie is the oddest one of them all." The teacher said before leaving with her cup of coffee.

A woman in a darkened room answered the phone, "Yes?"

"We have a problem." The voice on the other end said. "The big break up didn't happen the way we planned and now both Applejack and Pinkie Pie are convinced that she didn't do it."

"Hmm... Then we will have to shift our focus to the other three and also specifically target those students that will either be very loud and vocal or lash out." The woman said. "I also have some good news on our little surprise. It took a little time, but it will be ready."

"Good." Suddenly there was the sound of a bell. "I'll keep you up to date, but I need to go."

"Then I will talk to you later." The woman then hung up the phone with a wick smile.

"Sunset Shimmer! How dare you humiliate the great and powerful Trixie with that picture of her with her arm stuck in a vending machine!" Trixie yelled as she stomped into English class before looking around and yelling. "Where is she? Where is Anon-a-miss?"

"She is currently running the library due to Ms. Cheerilee being in the hospital due to food poisoning as well as watching the new science teacher's daughter while he fills in for Mrs. Doodle in history class." Vice Principal Luna said from the door. "Also, Ms. Lulamoon, you now have detention this evening. I will not have you coming into a class room I am teaching and disrupt it with baseless accusations." See then glared at all the other students in the classroom. "That goes for the rest of you as well. Are we perfectly clear?"

"Yes, I understand and thank you for trying... Yes and Merry Christmas to you to." Principal Celestia said before hanging up the phone. Sitting there at her desk she unlocked the bottom drawer and pulled out a stack of folders and looked at them. Each one had the exact same word stamped on them, 'Expelled'. She then went down the list she had written down and pulled out the files on the list before putting the rest back into the drawer and locking it. Calling her secretary into the office she handed over the five folders and said. "I have been informed by the school board that these five students will be returning to this school starting tomorrow."

Raven Inkwell looked through the files and frowned before nodding. "Do you want them to have a standard schedule or do you have something in mind?" She asked.

"I will leave it up to you." Principal Celestia said before Raven left the office. Somehow this felt off, but she couldn't put her finger on it.

"Do you know who my father is? I demand to see the principle right now after what Anon-a-miss posted about me!"

Oh joy, Celestia thought to herself as Diamond Tiara stormed into her office, as if I didn't have problems already. "Diamond Tiara, I am already not in the best of moods, so I suggest you apologies to Ms. Inkwell now or it's two weeks detention." She said in as calm of a voice as possible.

"Yeah right, my daddy..." Diamond Tiara started, only to be cut off.

"Raven, two weeks detention for Diamond Tiara." Principal Celestia said through the open door to the her secretary. "Also be ready to add another two weeks if her father shows up to complain about this." She then went back to working on her paperwork while Diamond Tiara just stood there just looking at her in shock. "I would suggest you get to class before you have even more days added to your detention." With that the girl rushed off to her next class while both Celestia and Raven laughed.

Gilda punched the locker next to Fluttershy's head as she intimidated the girl. "Listen up dweeb, I want you to deliver a message to that Anon-a-bitch, Sunset Shimmer, I don't give a flying fuck...."

Fluttershy blinked as Gilda got shoved to the floor by her younger brother, Zephyr Breeze. "Back off my sis skank."

"Well if it isn't the return of the Y-boner." Gilda said as she got up. She then tried to punch Zephyr Breeze, but he just gracefully spun out of the way. "Hold still you little fag so I can pound you into the ground."

Zephyr quickly ducked, weaved, and pirouetted out of the way of every single punch. "If you were a guy and talking about sex maybe, but you would have to buy me dinner first." He then slapped her after spinning out of the way of another punch.

With that she screamed and tried to tackle him, but he just twisted out of the way while slapping her on the ass. The next thing she knew she had ran into another locker. "You are so dead." She grumbled as she got up and turned around.

"Yeah right." Zephyr Breeze laughed as she saw a very angry Fluttershy and several members of the wrestling team and the swim team glaring at her. "Funny thing, big sis might not stand up for herself, but mess with her baby brother and all bets are off." He then kissed the captain of the wrestling team. "Also I thought everyone knew I was dating the captain of the wrestling and that I am a member of the swim team." He then smirked and said, "You done goofed."

Five minutes later Lightning Dust was reading a text she got from Grubber while walking down the hall, only to fall flat on her face when she tripped over something that turned out to be Gilda's legs sticking out of a trash can she had been shoved into before it was tipped over and kicked down the hallway. It wasn't until later she remembered the text and read it with a huge smile.

The student council sat in stunned silence after the text had been read out loud. Then one of them smiled, followed by another and another as they realized that she was coming back. At the head of the table the current student council president slumped in his seat and said. "Thank god, finally someone who can deal with all of this magical nonsense."

Granny Smith grumbled as she hung up the cafeterias phone and grabbed her coat before heading for the back door. Of course that was tomorrow's lunch, it been the same for the past 10 years. With that she flipped the lights off and walked out to the truck where Big Mac was waiting.