Anon-A-Miss: One Girl's Heroes

"And so, with Ahuizotl defeated, and the sapphire statue secured the world was safe and sound once again, thanks to Daring Do!" Sunset Shimmer read out loud to Jenny. "So what do you think? Was I right about her being even better as a pony?"

"Yeah, but what are we going to do now?" Jenny asked as her stomach voiced it's opinion on the subject just as Applejack came into the library with the two trays of food.

"Hi Applejack." Sunset said as she got up and took one of the trays from Applejack. "Jenny this is Applejack, one of my friends and one of the most honest people you will ever meet." With that she put the tray down on one of the tables for Jenny. "Applejack meet Jenny, the new science teacher's daughter."

"She doesn't look like a fucking cross eyed, buck toothed, inbred, illiterate hick." Jenny said as she looked at Applejack.

"Now wait a goldarn minute!" Applejack exclaimed only to stop when Sunset held up a hand and turned to Jenny.

"Let me guess, Trixie again?" Sunset asked

"No." Jenny said, "Some stuck up bitch named Diamond Tiara returned a book when you went to the restroom earlier and warned me about the Apple family. She said the grandmother is a drunken hillbilly who makes moonshine and wouldn't know real cooking if it bit her, the brother is so retarded that he only knew two words, the older sister is a cross eyed, buck toothed, inbred, illiterate hick, and the younger sister is actually the older sister and the brother's baby and would end up living in a trailer with a fat, beer drinking truck driver and a dozen kids."

"Okay, but please try to not curse so much." Sunset told her. "That one girl checking out gardening books ran away in tears after you called her a cunt."

"I'll try." Jenny said as she started to eat.

The whole time Applejack had been fuming before Sunset pulled her over to the side while Applejack grumbled something about strangling Diamond Tiara before asking. "What in tarnation is up with that kid cussing like that?"

"She grew up around soldiers like I did and she obviously never got the talk I did from the princess about not repeating what I heard them say." Sunset explained. "This is about the 3rd time I had to tell, but at least she has cut back to once or twice every few sentences instead of almost every other word."

"Bullshit, ya told me y'all were practically raised in the castle by the princess." Applejack shot back.

"The Canterlot in Equestria has a battalion of royal guards protecting the princess at all times. You think a little filly isn't going to hear some of them cursing especially when the princess decided I needed to learn hoof to hoof combat from their drill instructor. Trust me, I heard much worse and could throw full grown stallions by the time I was 12." Sunset explained before grinning at Applejack's stunned look. "What? Did you think I beat Gilda with my stunning good looks and a cheap uppercut?"

"Fine," Applejack said. "I'll give ya that one."

"Thank you." Sunset Shimmer said before asking, "Anyway, what was it you and the girls wanted to ask me earlier?"

"Oh, we just wanted to know if ya done gone and lost your phone or something?" Applejack asked.

"No, it's over there on the desk charging since I was reading Daring Do to Jenny all morning. Well at least when someone wasn't checking in or out a book that is." Sunset told her before asking. "Why?"

"Ya remember that Anon-a-miss post the other day? Well they done gone and posted all of those there pictures and videos ya took at the slumber party last night." Applejack told her.

"What?!!" Sunset exclaimed.

"Yeah, just check it out and y'all see." Applejack told her.

"That might be a problem, my mystable account got flagged and suspended before the fall formal." Sunset told her.

"Why? What did ya do?" Applejack asked.

"I may have threatened to shave Trixie bald and break Octavia's cello over her head if they didn't withdraw from the Fall Formal as well as shove Photo Finish's camera so far up her... well she would have had to hiccup to take a picture if she didn't get a good picture of me winning this year." Sunset laughed nervously as she rubbed the back of her head and glanced over at Jenny.

"Yeah, that would do it." Applejack said before asking, "And ya haven't made a new account?"

"I can't as part of my punishment after the Fall Formal and my deal for living in Principal Celestia's house." Sunset said. "I'm not allowed to have an account until after New Year's and Vice Principal Luna set it up so there is a parental block on most of the internet which means I'm mostly stuck with text messaging and sites they approve of until after the first. They even check my phone regularly just to make sure, so they would know if I broke my promise." She then sighed and said, "They might have eased up a lot after the Battle of the Bands, but I'm not going to risk a warm bed and a roof over my head just to stir up trouble."

Applejack had sighed with relief and was about to say something when the warning bell sounded. "I gotta run, Sunset, but we'll talk later." With that she rushed off to class while Sunset joined Jenny in eating her lunch.

"Alright class settle down." The very short, dark skinned woman in black yoga pants and a red, white, and blue sports bra said as she entered the gym. "Your Health and Physical Education teach, Iron Will, met a chimichanga that didn't agree with him and will be out until after the New Year's so I will be your substitute teacher until then." She quickly glanced around and noticed several girls who stood out, like the very pink colored girl with a huge grin and a tomboy with rainbow colored hair. "My name is Mrs. Gloria Shang Von Ritter or Mrs. Von Ritter, but you can call me Old Glory. And yes, before any of you can ask me, I am married to that blonde haired, blue eyed german giant filling in for your Home Economics teacher. As for what we will be doing today, I'm giving you a choice, a nice 10k jog around the school, dodgeball, or, if you are all feeling extremely lucky, all of you vs. me in a game of dodgeball and anyone that actually manages to hit me doesn't have to do a thing in this class until Iron Will comes back, but I should warn you..." With that she went into a dizzying series of cartwheels, back flips, front flips, and side flips that ended with her doing a one handed handstand, while grinning like a fiend, in front of the now very shocked students. "It might be harder than you think. So what will it be?"

"Hi Sunset! Hi newgirlfromapost-apocalypticalternativetimelinewhoisnowtheadopteddaughterofanoldermaleversionofyourselffromyetanothertimelinewhereeverythingwentrightohandbothofyouhavesuperpowerswhoareherewithabunchofotherpeoplewithstrangepowersandsearchingforawaytogettoaplacecalledTheInbetween.Also,IamnotSunset'sdrugaddictedpsycopathicminionlikeSilverSpoontoldyouIwas. (Gasp!) Not that I am suppose to know any of that, but the readers might find it useful to know, so just forget what I just said because I know I have." Pinkie Pie said with a huge smile as she handed them both cupcakes and gives you, the readers, a wink.

"Hi Pinkie Pie." Sunset said before looking at a very worried looking Jenny. "Jenny, this is another friend of mine, Pinkie Pie. As for what she just said, it's best to just ignore it since the last 4 therapists to try to figure her out are now in the insane asylum as patients." She then turned back to Pinkie Pie and missed the brief flare of rainbow flames in Jenny's eyes as she glared at the pink menace. "So what do you need Pinkie?"

"Oh I just wanted to ask if your Anon-a-miss?" Pinkie Pie asked.

"Pinkie, I Pinkie Pie Promise that I am not, have never been, and will never be Anon-a-miss." Sunset said before doing the hand motions while saying, "Cross my heart and hope to fly. Stick a cupcake in my eye...Ow!!!" Unfortunately she ended up poking herself in the eye. As she rubbed her eye she didn't see Pinkie Pie's colors get darker, her hair go straight, and her smile become razor sharp and sinister. Nor did she see Jenny's shadow split into 7 shadows, with only one belonging to a little girl while her eyes flared yet again as they glared at each other. Just as quickly they both went back to normal as soon as Sunset was able to see again. "Does that answer your question Pinkie?" Sunset asked.

"Okie dokie lokie Sunset." Pinkie Pie said before skipping out of library and back to class.