Anon-A-Miss: One Girl's Heroes

Aria had only gone along with Sonata's plan because it was hilarious, even if it was so stupid it couldn't possibly work, but fucking hot damn, it was actually working. The students were so distracted by Adagio that they barely gave the two of them a second glance. Sure they were so dead for this, but that was future Sonata and Aria's problem. Even better was watching the Principal and Vice Principal trying not to laugh while giving them and two other girls the 'make one mistake and they will never find the bodies' speech they had been expecting.

After they got their new schedules she had expected the hilariousness to end there. Only the fashion club had heard about how Adagio was dressed and, lead by that whiny white girl with purple hair from the battle of the bands, they descended on Adagio like locusts. The last she saw of her through tears of laughter was her being dragged away to whatever fate awaited her.

"That will teach you to throw away my taco mushroom farm!" Sonata yelled as the fashion club dragged Adagio away.

"Wait, did you do this because she threw away that box in the basement you left tacos in for 4 months?" Aria asked.

"My taco flavored mushrooms would have made millions!" Sonata declared loudly.

"They were covered in poisonous mushrooms, mold, and maggots." Aria explained.

"They couldn't have been that bad." Sonata said.

"I looked several of them up to see if you could get high off of them and one of them was so poisonous that one bite can kill an elephant." She said while trying to get through to her baby sister.

"But... but taco mushrooms." Sonata said weakly as her eyes began to tear up.

"Fine, we'll look up if anyone has invented them yet and if not we'll hire a lab to create them, patent them, and you can be the first to eat them as a human test subject. OK." Aria said, hoping it would make her happy.

"Like when I helped test that drug in England and had an orgasm every time I yawned?" Sonata asked before hugging her. "Yes! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Adagio said I couldn't test stuff like that anymore unless one of you said I could."

"Good, now we need to get to class before the bell rings." Aria reminded her before watching Sonata take off at a dead run for home economics class while she headed for history class.

John walked down the hall towards class as he looked around. Nobody noticed the odd blue glow in his eyes as he let the flow of time wash over him and saw everything that was about to happen. Whistling to himself an old ABBA song he watched as time slowed to a stand still and got to work making a few changes. First was the blonde haired girl who just dropped the muffin she had been eating and it was halfway towards the floor. Now it was back in her hand and he made sure to curl her fingers around it so she wouldn't drop it again.

Anyone watching might have seen a very brief blue blur, not that it mattered. Next was the blue skinned girl dress like a magician turning a cheap wand into fake flowers. Now she was holding bouquet of roses and now turned so she was giving them to the former student council president. Somewhere in the city was a florist scratching her head over two missing bouquets of roses and $25 on the counter.

After that was a light grey girl dropping her books and scattering her papers in the hall while being hugged by her over excited pink skinned and haired sister. Setting the second bouquet down and cracking his knuckles he quickly grabbed all of her books and papers and put them all back into order and tucked them back into her hands. For a brief moment he could have sworn that the pink girl had winked at him, but that was impossible with time a stand still while he was in the flow.

With a shrug he grabbed the bouquet and looked at the last change he was going to make before he drained the last of this power for the day. The gangly boy with a snail on his shirt was holding a few sickly flowers out to an unimpressed girl wearing a tiara. He quickly tuck the boy's shirt into his pants, tied his shoes, and combed the his hair for him before tossing the old flowers in the trash and putting the bouquet in his hand. He then whispered in the boy's ear. "Show her a confident and sure side of yourself. Let her see the hidden depths within you and catch a glimpse of the man you will someday become."

Moving over to the girl he then whispered in her ear. "He might need a little work, but there is something about him. Maybe it is the sudden confidence or perhaps you are seeing in this scrawny boy the tall, handsome, and intelligent man he will someday be. Besides, you know what they say, behind every great man is an even better woman. With you at the helm this boy could become a leader of men and the envy of women everywhere, only he would be your's and your's alone, but only if you take this one and only chance and let him in past that diamond hard exterior you try to project."

With that he walked back over to where he had been when he started and let go of the flow and watched time start back up again. Derpy happily took a bite out of her muffin while heading to home economics, Starlight Glimmer was surprised by Trixie giving her roses, and Marble smiled as Pinkie's hug didn't cause her to drop her books like usual. The biggest shock though was when Silver Spoon and Snips watching Diamond Tiara said yes to going out with Snails and the two of them walking away with a smiles on their faces.

The woman sat in her dimly lit office with the beings that seemed to be made from pure darkness. As always when speaking to them she felt an unnatural and bitterly painful coldness. "I assure you that we are in the process of obtaining what you desire, but has hit a few snags with assets under performing and events outside of our control." She said with a forced smile as she braced for the pain.

"WE UNDERSTAND." The over loud multi voice said to her. "UNFORTUNATELY WE NEED FOR YOU TO ACCELERATE YOUR TIMELINE AND ARE ASSIGNING ASSETS UNAVAILABLE WITHIN THIS UNIVERSE." Blood began trickling from the corner of her eyes and from her nose. Around them appeared white transparent men and women as the coldness in the room dropped further. "THE WINDIGOS WILL INCITE THE ONES AT THIS 'SCHOOL' TO GREATER AND GREATER ACTS OF ANGER, HATRED, AND FURY." The woman couldn't help but groaned in pain as several more people wearing black leather armor appeared. No they weren't wearing armor, it was part of their skin. "AND THE CHANGELINGS WILL SPREAD CONFUSION, JEALOUSY, ENVY, AND SUSPICION AMONGST THEM. YOU NEED NOT WORRY ABOUT CONTROLLING THEM, WE WILL DO THAT OURSELVES." With that all of them disappeared and the woman broke down sobbing in pain.

Finally she was able to reach over to her phone, dialed it, and spoke. "We need to talk... They were here and things have changed... Meet me after school at my house... Goodbye."

"I can't believe she fucking did that in front of the whole school!" Lightning Dust bitched as she grabbed her books from her locker.

"Yeah, well cry me a fucking river." Gilda said as she closed her locker door. "You ask me, this whole school has been fucked up ever since that bitch, Sunset Shimmer, showed up. I mean she just happens to luck out by showing up a few weeks after both Starlight Glimmer and Tempest Shadow end up getting expelled and is not only ruling the school few months later, but manages to snag the crown at the fall formal."

"I told you we shouldn't have waited for Rainbow Dash join and taken over the school while it was still a fucking mess, but no, you were to busy trying to get into her panties to pay attention." Lightning Dust said with a smirk. "Tell me how well that worked out for you? Did she scream your name all night long or....urk!"

Gilda saw red as she grabbed her by the throat, lifted her off the ground, and slammed her into the lockers. "Just keep pushing my fucking buttons and find out what fucking happens bitch." Gilda growled before dropping her. "Besides you didn't do shit either. You just sat around on your lazy ass and expected me to do all the work instead of grabbing all the other Storm Kings and doing it yourself."

"At... least... I... didn't end up getting humiliated by that little fag, Zephyr Breeze." Lightning Dust gasped.

"No, you just got bitch slapped by a cripple." Gilda said before turning to head to class. "Like I said, try dealing with it yourself instead of waiting for someone else to do it for you."

Lightning rubbed her sore throat before saying, "Maybe I will."

At first the girl had been gauging the reaction to the return of their little surprise, but they had been more of a fizzle than actually causing any trouble that could be used to oust the principle and her sister. That had been when she saw something odd earlier, Derpy had just dropped her muffin and then she was still holding it as if nothing had happened. She then started to pay more attention and she could have sworn Trixie had been facing the other way with fake flowers, only then she had real flowers and giving them to Starlight Glimmer. She also kept thinking of the color blue for some reason.

As she walked to her next class she pondered it while wondering what her partner wanted to talk to her about. From the sound of her voice it most likely had something to do with their mysterious backers. She knew something about them scared her, but she refused to tell what it was and she had a bad feeling that she really didn't want to know. She also stop by her locker and grabbed her sweater with an orange rook embroidered on it since she was feeling cold. It and the thought of all of these idiots learning there place beneath her heel made her smile and just warmed her cute little heart.